I catch Neo and slam him to the cold, icy, hard ground. TOUCHDOWN!
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| Author: | PurpleKoopa [ Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:05 pm ] |
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Purple Koopa thaws. Realizing that people are still fighting, he starts building a snow fort. It's not done yet, but in the meantime, he throws snowballs at Homerun Starrer. |
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| Author: | Homerun Starrer [ Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:35 pm ] |
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I grab tenessee (who is still stomped flat) and use him a human shield. Then I throw him at your snow fort. |
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| Author: | The Noid [ Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:38 pm ] |
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While Homerun yippies in victory, I take a snowball and pelt him with it. He falls. Off of the mountain we're on. |
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| Author: | Homerun Starrer [ Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:41 pm ] |
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Yeah, that's great and all, execpt IT'S A BARREN WASTELAND. There aren't any mountains or cliffs here. The snowball hits me in the face, and I'm mildly annoyed. The I kick you. |
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| Author: | The Noid [ Thu Jun 29, 2006 5:48 pm ] |
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I walk the kick off take some icicles laying on the ground. I throw them at Homerun and things get sharp and pointy. |
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| Author: | Homerun Starrer [ Thu Jun 29, 2006 6:41 pm ] |
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I block the icicles with my hand. This hurts my hand a lot, but otherwise I'm unharmed. I pull the icicles out of my hand and stab the Noid with one. |
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| Author: | PurpleKoopa [ Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:06 pm ] |
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Tenessee flies like a frisbee, being stomped flat. Purple Koopa catches him, throws him at The Noid, and continues building his snow fort. |
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| Author: | Homerun Starrer [ Thu Jun 29, 2006 9:45 pm ] |
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Nice one, PK. I hadn't thought of that. Good thing I can just kick down your snow fort! *kick* |
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| Author: | Neoguy [ Thu Jun 29, 2006 10:33 pm ] |
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I throw Somm-1's deactivated chassis at Homerun Starrer. It misses, but since Somm-1 has a bug in his core programming, it hurts Homerun anyway. |
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| Author: | Homerun Starrer [ Thu Jun 29, 2006 10:42 pm ] |
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I dismantle Somm's carcass and use it to upgrade myself, purging the virus from my system. Then I use the rest of his carcass to make a totally sweet jetpack. I jetpack-kick Neo in the face. |
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| Author: | bwave [ Fri Jun 30, 2006 12:52 am ] |
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Homerun runs out of gas, and cant afford more gas. The jetpack is too huge for him to handle, and it is built into him, so he cant take it off. He falls over, and I sit there throwing rocks at him for a few minutes. |
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| Author: | Homerun Starrer [ Fri Jun 30, 2006 1:29 am ] |
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Fortunatly, your rocks hit my jetpack and knock it off of me. Then I throw it at you, and the extra gasoline in it causes it to explode when it hits you. |
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| Author: | bwave [ Fri Jun 30, 2006 3:14 am ] |
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The explosion was barely enough to singe my eyebrows, because there was no gas left. DUH!!! I pick up a stick and smash your face in. Then all the little bugs that were inside the stick fall out through little holes. They land in your hair. They begin to eat your scalp. |
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| Author: | Homerun Starrer [ Fri Jun 30, 2006 2:22 pm ] |
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I break your stick. It's a stick, man! I'm not THAT weak! Then I knock bwave out with a folding chair, tie him to a SPACE boat (yes, the dock is still there), and turn it on. bwave flys away in some random direction, never to be seen again. |
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| Author: | tennessee10 [ Fri Jun 30, 2006 3:22 pm ] |
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I don't have a hat! that's the back of my dress! I... dig a hole so that I make a cliff, hen push you off it. |
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| Author: | Homerun Starrer [ Fri Jun 30, 2006 3:42 pm ] |
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While you're trying to dig a hole with your bare hands, I punch you in the gut. Then I beat you over the head with my trusty baseball bat. By the way, you're still stomped flat. Purple Koopa threw you at the Noid awhile ago. Did you just ignore that? |
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| Author: | Neo [ Fri Jun 30, 2006 3:50 pm ] |
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I slap a magnet on Homerun's face. His robot brain malfunctions and he starts punching himself in the face. |
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| Author: | Homerun Starrer [ Fri Jun 30, 2006 3:52 pm ] |
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I don't HAVE a robot brain. Just robot parts. I'm a cyborg, not a robot. I strangle Neo. |
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| Author: | Neo [ Fri Jun 30, 2006 3:59 pm ] |
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I don't have a neck. That would make it pretty hard to strangle me.you made the same mistake on robot day... While Homerun is trying to get a grasp on my nonexstaint neck, I stab him in the eye. |
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| Author: | Homerun Starrer [ Fri Jun 30, 2006 10:50 pm ] |
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Bah. Fine. I forgot you were a freakish floating eekdancer. Before you can stab me, I steal your hands (they're not attached to your body, remember?), leaving you disarmed. HAR HAR HAR I MADE A PUN. Then I stab your hands until they're useless, just in case you tried to take them back or something. |
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| Author: | tennessee10 [ Sat Jul 01, 2006 12:38 am ] |
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I shove you off a cliff... again. |
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| Author: | Homerun Starrer [ Sat Jul 01, 2006 1:45 am ] |
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...You just completely ignored everything I said. I stomped you flat and used you as a shield. PurpleKoopa threw you away. I beat you over the head with a baseball bat. Pay attention, geez. You should be DEAD by now, or at least really beat up. Either way, there's no cliff to shove me off of, 'cause you can't really dig a cliff with your bare hands very well. Just for good measure, I stab you. There. Die already. |
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| Author: | Neo [ Sat Jul 01, 2006 2:31 am ] |
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I whip out my pair of extra hands and use the now dead tennesee to bandy Homerun about the head. |
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| Author: | Homerun Starrer [ Sat Jul 01, 2006 2:41 am ] |
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Ow! I've been bandyed! Seeing as how he's about the thickness of a pancake right now, this isn't very painful. Instead of stealing your hands, I steal your body/head thing! And then boot it away like a soccer ball. Er, football if you're not american. |
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| Author: | tennessee10 [ Sat Jul 01, 2006 1:27 pm ] |
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My alter body, seamus aran, comes an lets my soul into his. He shoves you down his underwear. |
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| Author: | Homerun Starrer [ Sat Jul 01, 2006 4:10 pm ] |
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Not only does that MAKE NO SENSE AT ALL, but Samus is a girl. Your soul misses her by an entire gender. I call an exorcist, who banishes tenessee's soul before it can cause any more trouble. |
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| Author: | PurpleKoopa [ Sat Jul 01, 2006 5:59 pm ] |
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I catch Neo and slam him to the cold, icy, hard ground. TOUCHDOWN!
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