Fight!!!!

bwave · **Posted:** Sun Jun 25, 2006 3:04 am

I drink the brains, and it solidifies in my head. I say "Nice recipe, let me make YOU some!" And I throw my shoe at netzen.

netzen · **Posted:** Sun Jun 25, 2006 3:07 am

But I catch the shoe and shove it in bwaves face, forcing him to breath in the extremly horrid stench of biblical proportions.

bwave · **Posted:** Sun Jun 25, 2006 4:27 am

I faint. Meanwhile, my seeing eye dog continues to attack netzen.

IantheGecko · **Posted:** Sun Jun 25, 2006 4:30 am

I beat bwave with a sledgehammer. He=dead.

Somm-1 · **Joined:** Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:15 pm **Posts:** 2507

Correction: You beat me with a sledge hammer. The sledge hammer = Dead.

bwave · **Posted:** Sun Jun 25, 2006 4:35 am

Somm-1 wrote:

Correction: You beat me with a sledge hammer. The sledge hammer = Dead.

Thanks for the correction. I was worried for a second. By the way, I deleted your operating system, you ugly robot!

Somm-1 · **Joined:** Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:15 pm **Posts:** 2507

I am... not... ugg... leeeeeeee...

*Blows up in Bwave's face*

Didymus · **Posted:** Sun Jun 25, 2006 4:50 am

Reinstalls Linux.

bwave · **Posted:** Sun Jun 25, 2006 4:53 am

Didymus wrote:

Reinstalls Linux.

No, you moron! That will make him invincible!!!

*Breaks live CD*
*Installs Windows.*

I had to do it. I can hardly live with that decision....

Jello B. · **Posted:** Sun Jun 25, 2006 4:55 am

*reinstalls Linux*

bwave · **Posted:** Sun Jun 25, 2006 4:59 am

I'm tying jello B down to a chair, putting some headphones on his head, and forcing him to listen to polka/country/rap/techno.

Jello B. · **Posted:** Sun Jun 25, 2006 5:00 am

I like Polka and...some...country...

bwave · **Posted:** Sun Jun 25, 2006 5:05 am

Jello B. wrote:

I like Polka and...some...country...

ALL COUNTRY, plus ALL RAP, plus ALL TECHNO, COMBINED!!!!!!!

your head a splode.

Somm-1 · **Joined:** Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:15 pm **Posts:** 2507

And while you were busy with Jello B., Didymus was using my Jello's copy of Linux.

*Throws Bwave into the next county.*

bwave · **Posted:** Sun Jun 25, 2006 4:08 pm

*takes a plane back*

Holds somm-1 face down in a puddle.

Somm-1 · **Joined:** Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:15 pm **Posts:** 2507

You do realize that I'm strong enough to throw boulders, right?

*Get out of puddle and throws Bwave into the next county again*

bwave · **Posted:** Sun Jun 25, 2006 4:32 pm

Then somm-1 short circuits from the puddle.

I take a plane back, and melt down his appendages into bullets, which I use to shoot his robot torso.

Somm-1 · **Joined:** Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:15 pm **Posts:** 2507

Apparently you haven't seen many of my posts. I'm watertight and bulletproof. How cheaply made do you think I am?

*Throws Bwave into a different County this time*

netzen · **Posted:** Sun Jun 25, 2006 5:42 pm

I finally realize that my face is melting because of bwaves seeing eye dogs acidic spit, I kick the mutt across the garage, run to Somm, and shove a virus encrypted disket in his mouth. He deactivates. I replace my face with his metal one.

bwave · **Posted:** Sun Jun 25, 2006 6:16 pm

I throw a throwing dart in netzen's direction. He drops the mask.

ikwaylx · **Posted:** Sun Jun 25, 2006 6:20 pm

Throws an atom bomb at everyone!
YA LIKE THAT!

Homerun Starrer · **Posted:** Sun Jun 25, 2006 6:22 pm

I teleport back in, grab the cell phone bwave threw at me, and chuck it back at him. Then I beat netzen about the head and neck with a baseball bat.

Neoguy · **Posted:** Sun Jun 25, 2006 9:24 pm

I catch the atom bomb and throw it into somewhere in the atlantic ocean. I then produce a net out of nowhere and do the same for the others. I then pull out a laptop from hammerspace and spend some hours silently coding some kind of tron-like universe to keep Somm-1 occupied while the fight rages on. (obviously, I'm a master of hammerspace.

)

Somm-1 · **Joined:** Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:15 pm **Posts:** 2507

Apparently the virus didn't get past my fire wall. I'm assuming Ikwaylx returned my face to me before I woke up in this virtual world.

Oh, well. I guess I'll just have to beat the ever loving megabites out of whatever stands between the wireless internet connection and myself.

Neoguy · **Posted:** Sun Jun 25, 2006 9:44 pm

"Hmm...Let's see..." I said, programming a loop in the universe. "That's better," he said before somm-1 got to his wireless internet connection.

The Noid · **Posted:** Sun Jun 25, 2006 9:45 pm

The Noid was goign to have a lovely sea vacation but an atom bomb ruined his plans. Drenched with water, he climbs up onto shore and attacks the first person he sees. This being Somm-1(a robot), he short-circuits him and causes an internal meltdown with the water.

WAAAAAATUUUUURRR!

He then slaps Neoguy in the face, too.

Homerun Starrer · **Posted:** Sun Jun 25, 2006 9:49 pm

I step out of the parking garage and see the Noid standing there. Before he can react, I deliver a roundhouse kick of Chuck Norris-esque proportions right to his face.

The Noid · **Posted:** Sun Jun 25, 2006 9:50 pm

I call Chuck Norris up and tells him there's some foo inpersonatin' him. He gets down to the docks(where we are) and roundhouse kicks you so you land on Jupiter. Just try and walk that one off!

Homerun Starrer · **Posted:** Sun Jun 25, 2006 10:05 pm

I counter with Mr. T, who is infinately superior to Chuck Norris. He throws Chuck heckuva far, and then leaves. (don't ask how mr. T got there, he just did)

Then I kick Noid off the docks, hijack a boat, and escape.

Somm-1 · **Joined:** Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:15 pm **Posts:** 2507

The Noid wrote:

This being Somm-1(a robot), he short-circuits him and causes an internal meltdown with the water.

WAAAAAATUUUUURRR!

Apparently your attacking my innanimate body, becuase my software is still stuck in a virtual world.

And for the last time, I'M WATER TIGHT!!!
You can't kill me with water. I'm not the Wicked Witch of the West.

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