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PostPosted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 1:17 am 
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I sail out farther from the docks, and start fiddling with the engine of my boat....DUN DUN DUN.

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I sail out farther from the docks, and start fiddling with the engine of my boat.
Which I have filled with tanks of chlorine gas! The second that boat starts, I's all over for you! In the meantime, I'll throw rocks at you from the shore.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 3:17 pm 
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I use Auron likage!
You all burn with my liking for Auron.

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......you do that. It the meantime, I have superglued your eyes and nose shut.

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Location: In...a twinkies packet, I think....
I lay massageing my poor neck and head. Then I get up, bolt the tin mask to my face, and go kick bwave in the back of the head.

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Well, good thing I was BUILDING A TURBOCHARGER. I get rid of the engine, flip on the turbocharger, and plow the boat into the shore, smashing you all.

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Location: My shell.
I wasn't smashed because I wasn't here before! I spin into my shell and bounce into Homerun Starrer a couple dozen times.

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Location: In...a twinkies packet, I think....
I go flying back into the garage.
The janitor comes out af a nearby closet and wispers,"hey kid. for a hundred bucks, I'll give you my supastrength pills."
I pay him the money, take the pills, pick up a car, and throw it at purple koopa.

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netzen, you realize you had your head and neck beaten AND you got smashed by a boat AND you got your face melted? You should be atleast a little hurt by now. (if not dead)

Oh, and I jump on PurpleKoopa's head, and then kick him away like a koopa shell. He drowns.

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My owner calls the cloning company, and bring my remains to the factory. He orders a whole bwave army.

The machines break, and only one is made. I get my old brain transplanted. Then I go watch TV.

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I pull out a sword and kill netzen's legs off.

There, now you've been beaten with a baseball bat, hit by a turbocharged boat, had your face melted, and had your legs killed off. DIE ALREADY.

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Raises an eyebrow at the fact that you can 'kill a leg off'.

His legs landed n my TV. The blood is blocking the screen. I wipe it off using homerun starrer's scalp, which I just tore off.

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Yeah, good thing I was wearing my fake scalp today. Haha, foiled again!

I grab your TV and beat you over the head with it.

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Good thing it was just a gba tv tuner.

Tappin me on the head with a GBA? I smash your face with a psp.

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Location: My shell.
Luckily, my shell floats! I bash an Xbox over bwave's head, because they're just plain bigger.

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Location: Trapped inside a cage. It isn't even locked, but I'm an idiot.
And I bash an Xbox 360 power brick over PurpleKoopa's head because they're freaking HUGE.

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I flick the PSP and it breaks, because that's how lame PSPs are.

Then I bash an old computer from the 80s (they're freakin' huge!) over Jello's head.

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Location: In...a twinkies packet, I think....
The throwing of the car took the last of my strength. I collapse.
(Okay, I'm dead now, thanks for pointing oout how I was going over the edge. I'll come back when I figure out how I can)

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Well, since netzen died, I can't attack him. So I grab a pair of Xbox controllers and tie them together like nunchucks. Then I beat bwave with my newfound X-chucks.

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i drop from a helicopter with a parachute, bringing no weapons. upon landing, i try to kick homerun starrer in the stomach. he catches it, so i execute a scissor kick, which get's me out of his hold and puts him on the ground. then the grappling begins. homerun tries to pull some chump wrestling move, the half nelson for example, and i expertly hit a pressure point. as he lets go, i get him in a scissor hold around his midsection, causeing damage to his ribs and making if far more diffucult for him to breathe. every time he struggles, it just tightens my scissor hold. he stands no chance.

then i realize that i'm not really mad at him or anything, so i let him go. my helicopter circles back around, and my pilot drops a rope ladder down to me. i leave the field unharmed.

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Yeah, not only that, but you can't control my actions or anything. That's kinda unfair.

I continue beating bwave with my X-chucks.

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Location: In...a twinkies packet, I think....
My hired mad scientist salvages my brain and places it back into a clone made specialy for these kind of situations. I come back and throw razor sharp cds at Homerun.

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Fortunatly for me, the mad scientist wasn't too good at reconstructing your brain. You miss horribly.

Then I X-chuck you in the face.

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I grab your X-chucks, flip you over my back, and commence curb-stomping you to oblivion.

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You try to flip me, but since you're a scrawny computar geek, I just break out of your grasp, kick you in the head and run away. Back in bwave's room (i assume that's where we were) I grab my baseball bat, and then run back and bat you to pieces.

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Location: In...a twinkies packet, I think....
This scrawny computer geek is gone by the time you get back with the bat. I run to a car, hot wire it, and run you over!(I'm pretty shure we're in a parking garage.)

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For some reason, bwave's room is on the top floor of the parking garage.(don't ask) I dive out of the way of the car, and it crashes through the window and falls 20 stories before smashing into the concrete below.

You dead, unless you can weasel your way out of this one.

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Homerun Starrer wrote:
You dead, unless you can weasel your way out of this one.


I'll see what I can do ;)

Luckily, a low flying heicopter passes by around the 15th floor, I jump, grabbing on to the rails in midair, hijack it, and land on the bwaves room. I choose to not attack you this round, so come and get me!!!

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Homerun Starrer wrote:
You dead, unless you can weasel your way out of this one.


I'll see what I can do ;)

Luckily, a low flying heicopter passes by around the 15th floor, I jump, grabbing on to the rails in midair, hijack it, and land on bwaves room. I choose to not attack you this round, so come and get me!!!

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Is that a double post?
I bomb netzen helicopter leaving him without a ride

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