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Author:  IantheGecko [ Sun Jul 09, 2006 9:01 pm ]
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Now if only it had an Interweb connection.

I'm tired.

Author:  Neoguy [ Sat Jul 22, 2006 8:14 pm ]
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now if only you weren't about to be put into Cyrogenic sleep until the 24th century!

Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Sat Jul 22, 2006 10:45 pm ]
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Now if only you'd remembered to post your statement!

I'm secretly a woman!

Author:  Sarge [ Sun Jul 23, 2006 5:36 pm ]
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Now if only it wasn't a secret.

I'm on fire.

Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Sun Jul 23, 2006 8:24 pm ]
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Now if only you meant that figuratively!

I just won a NASCAR tournament!

Author:  Sarge [ Sun Jul 23, 2006 8:44 pm ]
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Now if only I can avoid crashing the car.

A huge tyrannosaurus ate our lawyer.

Author:  What's Her Face [ Sun Jul 23, 2006 8:53 pm ]
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Now if only it had eaten the prosecutors.

Big 'Eighties hair has come back into fashion.

Author:  PianoManGidley [ Sun Jul 23, 2006 8:57 pm ]
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Now if only the cartoons from the 80s would come back, too.

Ich bin ein Berliner.

Author:  Sarge [ Mon Jul 24, 2006 2:33 am ]
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Jetzt, wenn nur das auf englisch war.

Got a neighbor by the name of Barney Rubble, he's a midget but he make a lotta trouble, doesn't like to shave he got a Caveman Stubble.

Author:  The Snork [ Tue Aug 01, 2006 7:30 pm ]
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Now if only his stubble were rubble so the trouble would go... into a... bubble.

I'm drawing on an Etch-A-Sketch.

Author:  netzen [ Tue Aug 01, 2006 8:15 pm ]
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Now if only those things would accually let you draw something good.

I'm a Hrwiki addict.

Author:  Sarge [ Tue Aug 01, 2006 8:28 pm ]
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now if only I could clone myself and then I could post twice as fast.

I'm hungry.

Author:  The_Fifth_Grade [ Tue Aug 01, 2006 8:54 pm ]
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Now if only I wasn't stuck in a waterslide.


I'm made of gelatin.

Author:  Sarge [ Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:19 pm ]
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..now if only sarge wasn't hungry for Jello....

...the earth has been destroyed...

Author:  The_Fifth_Grade [ Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:20 pm ]
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...now if only we had actually stocked the colony ship we launched a year ago.

I am have a cigar!

Author:  Sarge [ Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:39 pm ]
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.. now me if type only know English how to...

I have no face and I must scream

Author:  MikeyJC [ Tue Aug 01, 2006 9:41 pm ]
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Now if only I stole that lighter too.

I like Coca Cola.

Author:  Sarge [ Tue Aug 01, 2006 11:59 pm ]
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... now if only I had a mouth...

My watch is not working....

Author:  MikeyJC [ Wed Aug 02, 2006 12:00 am ]
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Now if only I didn't drop a brick on it.

I have 6 boxes of chicken.

Author:  Sarge [ Wed Aug 02, 2006 12:21 am ]
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...Now if only they weren't frozen and I had some way to cook them...

I get released from jail today...

Author:  MikeyJC [ Wed Aug 02, 2006 12:23 am ]
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... Now if only I didn't actually break out.

I got a virus...

Author:  Sarge [ Wed Aug 02, 2006 12:28 am ]
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... now if only it wasn't that flesh-eating disease that kills you in a matter of hours...

I feel good about my life...

Author:  MikeyJC [ Wed Aug 02, 2006 12:29 am ]
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...Now if only I wasn't about get hit by a truck...

I can't think of anything...

Author:  Cybernetic Teenybopper [ Wed Aug 02, 2006 5:35 pm ]
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Now if only you weren't that way ALL the time.

I've got disco feverrrr!

Author:  Markie [ Wed Aug 02, 2006 5:46 pm ]
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Now if you only listened to Panic! At the Disco.

I'M GONNA BE KING OF THE HILL

Author:  firemarc924 [ Wed Aug 02, 2006 6:06 pm ]
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Now if only that show didnt suck!

I like Cecil Harvey...

Author:  Sarge [ Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:38 pm ]
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...now if only he would stop pointing that gun at me...

....I've got a new credit card...

Author:  firemarc924 [ Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:53 pm ]
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If only it wasnt already maxed out!

I make a lot of polls,

Author:  Sarge [ Wed Aug 02, 2006 10:28 pm ]
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now if only it meant something ...

...I just bought 2 pounds of sugar...

Author:  firemarc924 [ Wed Aug 02, 2006 10:58 pm ]
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if only that was enough.

I play MMORPGs...

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