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Now if only "loves" didn't mean vengeful

I have an ant farm woo-frilly-hoo

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

Now if only you know the difference between an ant farm and a killer bee hive. Woo-frilly-hoo.

My dogs are all being quiet!

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Now if only they were still alive...

I can't get this corn kernel out from my teeth.

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Now If only floss was invented in your world.

I am part of the forum revolution

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

Now if only anyone cared.

My ice cream tastes good!

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?

Now if only you actually revolted against anything.

I play the keytar!

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now if only you played well

I play the xylophone

Now if only anyone actually wanted a keytar player in their band...

I'm gonna get sick!

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now if only i cared...

i am awesome

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Owner of The PlaystaionThWii60

Now only if you were so awesome you could sort out this giant simulpost problem.

I'm a good speller.

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?

Now if only you knew how to use commas...

My cat is stupid.

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Now if only it had fur, too.

My worst enemy is dead.

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now if only we aren't our own worst enemy

my phone is dead.

Now if only the phone company would do something about it.


I'm a SEXY BEAST!

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Now if only you weren't looking at a picture of me.

Salsa is the food of the lesser known Gods.

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Now if only it wasn't cheap generic salsa.

Hey, I remember that TV show!

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

Now, if only "that TV show" didn't suck.

Susie has a cow on her head.

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get LOST

Now if only it was a 'pigs on head' sequal.

I am dancing the dance of all dances.

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Now if only you had some music to dance to. I suggest Daft Punk.

I build my own robot friends.

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Now if only they weren't trying to kill you

I have a goldfish for a pet...the snack

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If I had posted during the time of COVID, COLA woulda called me worse than the virus.

Now if only you could still play with it when you dropped it in the water.

I have a huge paper airplane collection.

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Now if only they were folded and not just pieces of paper.

I'm playing a classic video game right now.

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

Now if only you hadn't stolen both the game AND the console.

The system is down.

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get LOST

Now if only Strong Bad has used his Swiss Cake Rolls for good, instead of crashing.

I have surge protecters on my home!

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

Now if only they protected you.

I'm the world's biggest sumo wrestler!

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Now if only you didn't have severe heart problems because of it.

I discovered the fountain of youth!

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

Now if only you'd brought a straw...

I'm finally getting my homework for this week done!

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-Kate

Now if only you'd get the homework for the past four years done!

Aww, man, I got another pimple...

if only it was yours, and you didn't steal it. ew.

i made a bird house.

If only it had and entrance...

I made a flash movie!

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