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<Noid is the captain and our GM, I've just sent a frendly reminder to him.>

James said:"Alright you've got a deal." He then noticed a confused look come across Remo's face.
"Something the matter?," he said.

Remo looks kind of embarrassed: "Uh, yeah.. technical glitch with my cyberware. The VM is giving me an error message... could the repair 'bot be doing that?"

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"Not unless it's interfering with the circutry of the transmiter." James went to check. "No, I think it just overloaded. You've got so many programs it's shut down, all you should have to do is upgrade your memory, but that won't cost a much, just might take some time.

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"Not unless it's interfering with the circutry of the transmiter." James went to check. "No, I think it just overloaded. You've got so many programs it's shut down, all you should have to do is upgrade your memory, but that won't cost a much, just might take some time.

Remo understood. The doctors who installed the cyberware had installed a reset button for just such a case, but Rmo had been unsure if he should use it or not. Remo said, "Ok, go ahead take a look at the mechabot, I'll go reset my Cyberware." Remo went to the restroom and clesed the door. He sat down on the toilet and peered in the mirror. Remo needed to do this because it was the only room in the place with both a seat and a mirror, and he had to look at his face while siting down to do this. Remo took out his small packet of microtools. They were little metal tubes and pins, none any lonlger than three inches and no wider than a toothpick. Using the tools, he pulled up a patch of fake skin under his right eye. It swung down, and locked into the open position, revealing the emergency reset switch. Then, he got out another two little tools and maniputaed the reset switch untill it spun open. That released the switch. Remo pressed it and released it, and this casued the Cyberware to instantly reboot. Moments later the cyberware was performing it's startup sequence, followed by a bank of self-diagnostics. He didn't get any message telling him what had gone wrong, but at least the system was back up. Remo shruges and spoun the reset switch closed again, and then closed the flap of fake skin. He then got out a tiny little electronic device and rubed it all over the affected area, which made the fake skin blend in to the real skin around the edges. Remo thought to himself: "There, good as new..well, good as this morning anyways. Gonna have to get this fixed. Can't have it happen while I'm flying the cab. That's a sure way to get killed. Sure hope James knows his stuff."
Remo put the tools back in their pouch and slid it into his breast pocket. Exiting the restroom, he went over to James. "Well, it rebooted fine. Let me know what you figure out. I'm gonna double-check these welds in case the mechabot missed something. Can't be too careful with a leaking fuel tank."
Remo's years in the Army has served him well in this regard, at least. He had been a Combat Engineer serving most of his tour with a Mechanized Infantry battalion, so he had seen his share of battlefield repairs. Man oh man what he would have given to have had a Mechabot with him on those god-forsaken battlefeilds. As Remo inspected the welds he saw that the bot was working perfectly in this regard at least. Smooth welds, no overspash, no carbon scoring, textbook as usual. However, Remo was just getting started. He rana ful series of diagnostyic and meturlugican sacns with the manual equipment and didn't rush the inspection. It took about forty minutes, but Remo wasn't going anywhere until this was done. He knew enough to take fuel tanks seriously. One bad joint, one little microscopic mistake and you could end up with a silent bomb for a fuel tank. Too many hovercars has goon "boom" in the early days of hovercars untill the automotive researchers had discovered the problem. Now it was standard practice to check the welds like this whenever any hardware issues comes up with the fuel tank. Only the foolish or the crazy cut corners on this sort of thing.

<and thus ends my contrubution to the great internet novel.. for now> :mrgreen:

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Vilmar pressed his ear to the door and heard some faint voices.

OOC:(heightened senses, remember?)

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Banging on the door again, he shouted "I know yer in there! Open up, will ya? I got good intentions!"

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Vilmar pressed his ear to the door and heard some faint voices.

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Banging on the door again, he shouted "I know yer in there! Open up, will ya? I got good intentions!"

<OOC Um, which door are you banging on? Mine or the Captain's?>

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Lummox went to a pay phone and inserted 16 creds, "C'monnn pick up!"
Then he was on the phone with the queen alien, "Yes your majesty," lummox said "there are people to eat here". then he hung up and gave the phone to the man behind him.

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<Banging on Remo's door dosen't make any sense. If we don't show up then I thought you'd assume that we're not interested. But if you want to I suppose you could.>

James was checking the Bioware system. His original plan of working on the mechabot had been interupted by Remo's trouble. Remo had alot of junk that needed to be sorted through. On the screen, a program caught his eye. "Uh-oh," he said.

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<<OOC: Yeah, but he's Vilmar, he can't take a hint. ;) I'm just trying to roleplay here.>>

Vilmar finally gave up and hit the doorbell button. "Eh, he must be busy or somethin'." he thought.

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<No prob man>

James had just discoverd some bad news and was about to tell Remo when he heard the bell.
"I'll get it," he said. He opened the door to the red skinned man from before. He was accompanied by a rugged man with an air of command about him.
"Oh, It's you," said James. "Well what do you want?" His hand slowly slipped dow to his blaster, but not quickly enough for anybody to notice.

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"Hey. Can I talk to that cab driver guy who was here a minute ago? He said he was interested in joinin' our crew." Vilmar said.

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"Hey. Can I talk to that cab driver guy who was here a minute ago? He said he was interested in joinin' our crew." Vilmar said.

Remo steped forward. "It's alright, James. This guy asked about that before, but I didn't give you an answer. I waana know more about what sort of group this is first before I make any kind of decision. Step into my office, you guys, and we'll talk."
Remo opened the door into the private office where he did his paperwork. It was just an ordinary room with a desk and a fileing cabinet, a few chairs, and a old 20th century tube-type TV up on a shelf (it was a real antique). He sat down at the desk. There were three chairs facing the desk. "Have a seat."

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"Well, maybe you'd better talk to our captain..." Vilmar gestured for Xandeross to come in.

OOC: THAT MEANS YOU POST IN YOUR THREAD NOID. :p

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James raised an eybrow, but didn't say anything. He went up to Remo before the door shut. He said: "You've got a small virus in the bioware systems. Nothing big, I've quarentined and am dealing with the infected areas but if it had gone on unnoticed for very much longer it would have been everywhere in the system and you would've had alot more to do than just reboot. I'll leave you to your buisness. I need to get on that mecabot programing."

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James raised an eybrow, but didn't say anything. He went up to Remo before the door shut. He said: "You've got a small virus in the bioware systems. Nothing big, I've quarentined and am dealing with the infected areas but if it had gone on unnoticed for very much longer it would have been everywhere in the system and you would've had alot more to do than just reboot. I'll leave you to your buisness. I need to get on that mecabot programing."

Remo was a bit surprised that Virus had gotten into his system, but he was confident that James would take care of it. "Ok, thanks James." He turned to Vilmar and Xandeross: "So, gentlemen, tell me more about this group of yours."

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Lork woke up. He'd fallen asleep due to the fact that Xandeross might have been in a coma for all he said.

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Xandeross rushed into the room.

"Sorry about that, chaps. There was a hotdog vendor...and..well..." he said.

"So, what do you want to know exactly about our starshiP?"

Before Remo could rpely, Xandeross spoke again.

"Oh, and I'm an old fool and might've told you this before, but we're making it clear - any links to the Earth government or any government and you can't join."

{{OOC: Buhubs, aliens don't eat Humans or one another. Cannibalism or the eating of another humanoid figure is dead, dead, dead. Your queen probably knew this and sent you here so she could dispose of you. That happens normally when people start to slack off in the government.}}

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"Don't worry, Xander," Natōn said, "I renounced my Neptunian-Tritonic citizenship when I came to Earth."

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"Don't worry, Xander," Natōn said, "I renounced my Neptunian-Tritonic citizenship when I came to Earth."
<OOC: You're still in the plaza, right? Me and Xandeross are at Remo's place. You couldn't hear us talking, probably. >>

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<OOC> Hey guys, I think I'm going to drop out of this one since we haven't really gotten started yet. I've got too much on my plate to keep up with both story lines.</OOC>

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"Well," said Lork, "I've diposed of my PDA, and when they next check in on it,I'll be considered dead"{{oh, and Mind Flayers are the only specie that eats people}}

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Xandeross rushed into the room.

"Sorry about that, chaps. There was a hotdog vendor...and..well..." he said.

"So, what do you want to know exactly about our starshiP?"

Before Remo could rpely, Xandeross spoke again.

"Oh, and I'm an old fool and might've told you this before, but we're making it clear - any links to the Earth government or any government and you can't join."


Remo said: "I cut my ties to EarthGov after I got discharged from the army. I didn't keep in touch with them. I don't want them asking me to re-enlist, and I like it that way. Still got my old uniform, but don't confuse that with a fondness for the government on my part. My car and this garage.. that's all mine. I'm not beholden to anyone. I'm a truly independent buisnessman, much like what you seem to be Captain... only you fly a starship and I fly a hovercab. In think we'd get along just fine. So, how about you lay your cards on the table and tell me what sort of missions you fly?

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<Ok, so Naton, Z'quind, and Lork are in the plaza, Xandross, Vilmar, Remo,and I are in Remo's garage, but I'm in a different room. Just to recap.>

James worked on the Mecabot but only half-attentively. He was too busy listening to the conversation through the door to work. He remembered the red man talking about joining a crew, and now James learned that the captain didn't want fed involvement. Why? Could he be trusted?
James didn't have any answers to the questions he was asking, but hearing Remo's apperent liking of the idea he decided that if Remo went he'd follow. Remo had offered to give him a constant, sustaining job. And he got lonly sometimes, Remo was a good man, a friend even. James wanted to be loyal and stay by him. The conversation had lagged off so he got back to work.

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Natōn started playing a Tritonian song on his keytar. "So how did you find the Earth, Lork?"

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"Meh, I wanted some action, heard Xandeross was doing signups for a crew through ThoughtNet, and hitchiked my way here. I'll return in about a year, when I'm due to receive my child. I'll call him Tem, named after my great-great-great-great-great grandfather."<incedentally, his son and great^5 grandfather are the same people>He pulled out a hologram disk, which activated, showing Lork's wife.

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"She's...um...pretty," Natōn said, "for a Flayer. Please excuse my ignorance; I haven't met that many races of beings in this univese before."

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"Well, Flayers aren't all that spacefaring. We live underground with complex tunnels. You should see all the shiny stuff we unearthed. We even found a perfectly perserved Lizardman body. Apparently his name was Marcus." said Lork.

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