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"Underground, eh? Don't care for it much. I like the sky & the ocean myself. It's the blue." Natōn smiled. "Comes from my Neptunian-Tritonian upbringing, I guess."

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"I see." said Lork, "So, I'm guessing your species are amphibians?"

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"Yes, we are. I actually prefer the water & ice over solid ground, but being on a space journey with Mr. Xandeross should be quite an adventure."

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Meanwhile, Xandeorss was telling REmo and James why he acquired everyone.

"Earth was able to go into space longer than you think it was. In fact, on the glorious day where we first went on the moon, we also delved deeper into space and upset quite a few planets. These planets were the other main ones - such as Jupiter or Pluto." he said.

"This caused an attack. The leaders of those planets ordered attacks against anything that came from Earth, and they destroyed everything. When Earth finally made it public that we had the new technology, a war broke out between those.l That was hundreds of years ago and is forgotten now. It's like they erased the war from history, along with the Kings."

"They are the reason we're going into space. The Kings were all killed and put into a tomb hidden on one of the planets. The government has been recently trying to acquire these kings for reasons I'm not sure of. We have to claim them first and stop them, along with everyone else wanting those. If we lose a single one, this entire mission - and your lives - may be jeapordized."

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Vilmar stared at the captain in fascination. "Wow, you never told me all that" he said. "I just assumed you hired me to rough up a few people or something. Oh well, this should be interesting...."

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"I think Vilmar's right."said Lork. He stepped forward."what proof does he have that we're just not going to be glorified leg-breakers?"

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I lost the state spelling bee in FIFTH PLACE!!

<OOC: YOU'RE IN THE PLAZA. Geez. Also, I never said it was a bad thing...>>

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<AARRRRGGG!!! WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING!!! I'm a sit out until we regroup.>

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I lost the state spelling bee in FIFTH PLACE!!

I tkeeps happening because you didn't read the other posts.

Recap: Xandeross, Vilmar, Remo, and James are huddled up and talking together. Everyone else is in the plaza and it'll stay that way until Remo and James reply.

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<Rerecap:Xandross, Vilmar, and Remo are talking together. James (me is in the other room. Now where's Sarge?>

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Charlie was silent, he didn't know what to say.

Leg-breakers, we've gotta be more than that!

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"Of course, there were also the other three main factors - Luna, our moon, Apollo, our sun, and Sedna." Xander said.

"What is a Sedna?" James asked.

"Sedna is a mainly unexplored frozen planet that is on the border of our galaxy. It's big enough to be a planet, but most of us don't consider it to be." Vilmar said. "What? I know some astronomy."

"Correct, Vilmar. There are rumours that a tomb is there, along with the one of those being found on Apollo and Luna. We can't let anyone get a hold of these for sure, because they would likely be the most powerful."

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<OOC: haha, I know astronomy>>

"So where to first, boss?" Vilmar asked. "I'd say Luna, m'self. It being closest and all that."

<OOC: so what's Luna like?>>

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"Luna is a popular place. Contrary to moles'* belief, it is actually inhabited. There is a large amusement park** on the light side of the moon, and that area is fully explored, so-" Xander replied.

"So we're going to be on the dark-side of the moon***, eh?" Remo interrupted.

"You're correct, Remo. The dark-side is unexplored. Some say the mutated grays**** lurk there - others say that when you enter there you enter a parallell dimension, where there are people with odd pig-noses and outer-lifeforms possessing cookbooks on how to fry us.*****" Whatever is there, we'lll have to find out to find the Tomb of the Queen."

"This one's a queen?" Vilmar asked.

"Yeah." Xander replied. "Any more questions?"

"Yeah, I got one." Vilmar spat out. "What's up with that Model H, Number 331 CAT Cruiser coming straight towards us?"

Everyone looked over, and surely enough, there was a Model H(Number 331) CAT Cruiser heading in their direction at high speeds.

"Oh, milky way." Xander whispered with a worried face.

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*Moles are people who don't pay attention to the media and still think Earth is the only populated planet. They tend to stay away from the outside world.
**lol, Futurama ref.
***lol, you should get this ref.
****Grays are those gray little alien guys - wait, I already explained this.
*****lol, Twilight Zone ref.

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<OOC: will we meet pink floyd there? >>

There was a clack as Vilmar unslung his beam rifle and sighted down the computerized scope. "You want I should fire on 'em, boss? They don' look friendly."

<OOC: is a Model H(Number 331) CAT Cruiser big?>>

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<Big AND sleek. Can contain a dozen bount hunters.>

"I think we're already in more trouble than we're worth, boys. I say we go back to the plaza right now."

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"Fine." Vilmar scrambled out of the garage and ducked down a back alley somewhere. "In here!" he whispered, and gestured franticly at the rest of the crew. "Why d'you think they'd be after us, anyway?"

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"Uhh....don't ask questions, boy. We have no time for those. Our current goal is to get back to the plaza and get our crew."

<Ooh, Xandeross has a mysterious past!He is four things - guess what they are and...uhh...you get to be second in command of the starship!>

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<OOC: yay, second in command! also, about the four things...ninja, pirate, zombie, and robot? i dunno...>>

"Fine. I guess we all have stuff we don't want to talk about..." For a moment, Vilmar looked wistfully into space. "Anyway, let's get a move on!" He said as he dashed towards the plaza.

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<Um, I'm confused. I wasn't even in the conversation. Plus, you're controlling our characters.>

James had been listening to the conversation through the door. The three men burst through the door, dragging him along with them. He could understand the rush, looking out the window he saw a cruiser stoping outside. Ducking into the back alley, he had an idea. "Why not take Remo's cab?" he said. "We'd get back faster."

<You might also want to find a way to knock Remo unconsious, or place him in a coma. You know, since sarge is currently rehabilitateing.>

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<OOC: he's the GAMEMASTER, he's allowed to control your character. that's the whole point.>>

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<OOC: Sorry about the long absence, guys. I was hit by a truck on Sunday, August 6th. It was Pedestrian Vs. Truck, and I was the pedestrian. Long story short: I've got a leg in a cast, a new kneecap, fractured skull, broken ribs, and really good health insurance. I've got a to focus very much on my recovery now, so I'm gonna have to stop playing Operation Storyteller indefinitely. Don't worry about me, though: I'm recovering nicely. One more minor sugery and then I go to Physio once the casts come off.

So, due to drunk drivers beyond my control, I hereby relenquish my character "Remo" to The Gamemaster. He can kill him off, use him as an NPC, or whatever he wants to do with him. All I as is that you continue to have fun, guys.

Mood = >

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Geez. Ow. I didn't know that, man. Glad to hear you're recovering though.

I wish Noidy would continue this already.

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<See ya sarge. Have fun. Anyway homerun, as GM can't noid only controll npc's?>

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<Yes, we're waiting to see what those bounty hunters are doing, and whether or not we escape. Also, Noid CAN control our characters sometimes, remember?>

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<indeed. However, my compy asploded, so I'll be here less often, since this laptop embodies suck. And I'll be mourning sarge, aswell.>

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The Bounty Hunters got out of their ships and ran into the alleyways. They were dressed in light blue armour abd were signaling to each other.

"I saw them go down this way." One said, signaling to the west.

Meanwhile, the crew were hiding behind a gigantic pile of garbage at the end of an alley.

"Why aren't we in Remo's cab and instead hiding in this gigantic pile of-"James whispered,

"No time. We have to stake out until they go bye-bye, chum." Xandeross also whispered.

"Why is there all this garbage here anyways?" Vilmar quietly spat out.

"Well, there was a plan to launch all of this into some deserted planet, but Plutons didn't like that." Remo said, apperantly knowing his history.

"But Pluto isn't-"

"It was renamed a planet after The Ambassador was declaring war against us. It was a wise move, because Plutons have access to the.." Xandeross also knew his business.

"The what?" Everyone else asked.

"Uhh...nevermind. Just, hush up before those bounties find us."

"Hey, I think I hear them over here!" One yelled to the other.


<Sarge, we're not killing your character off. We're not jerks like that. Get well soon!>

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<OOC: Why do I always "spit" things? >>

There was a small metallic sound as Vilmar drew something out of his coat. "If it comes to a fight, we can't risk using guns." he whispered. "It'd be too easy to get caught in the crossfire at this range."

In his hand Vilmar was holding what looked a length of wire on a sword hilt. "Vibro-whip." he explained. "It's illegal to carry one on most planets, but since when do I care? It vibrates the wire fast enough to slice through flesh and light armor." He flicked a switch on the hilt and the whip hummed to life.

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"Gaa!I can't take this waiting! I dunno about the rest of you, but I'm getting to Xandeross!!" said Lork. He ran up to a parked car, opened the door, and sped off."Compy!"he said"locate Remo, Vilmar, and them. I tole you about 'em." the car, enhanced with Flayer technology, had its own personality, but not the, 'I don't think you should do that dave' kind. It sped off, locating Xandeross. He parked in a back alley and watched from afar. Incase anything happened, he could smash their sanity like glass.

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Natōn hopped on the back of Lork's car and made his way over to Xandeross.

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