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So while I was on vacation I thought up this great game. One person will make up a dangerous situation, and the next will figure out a way to get out of it!

You are in a wooden box in the back of a truck that the people that want you dead pushed down a hill twords a 1,000 foot cliff. There is a hole in the box big enough to stick your hand out of. Within reach is: an empty soda can, duct tape, and a CD.

Alright, now let's see you all McGyver out of this one!!!

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I make a parachute out of ductape and force it through the hole. I Break the CD into small nail type pieces to secure the parachute. When I safely float to the ground, I use the pop can ripped up, to cut my way out of the box.


You are in a vent shaft and the enemy has shut you off from air. You have a ball of string, a pocket radio and chewed gum.

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I shove the gum into the radio in a random spot and atatch the string ont the gum. For some reasonn it start's shooting sparks annd flying around. the string catches on fire and makes it look like a radio comet. It hits the wall forecefully breaking through leaveing me with nothing to do but plumet to the ground.

You are Superman stuck in a chamber of Kryptonite. All you have it a peice of lead and an item cloner.

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I quickly clone the lead a thousand times over, use you lazer vision to melt them, jump in the pile of molton lead to make a protective body suit, and then smash my way out.

(I'll give an easy one)
You are strapped to a table while a lazer slowly makes its way tword your body. You have your glasses, and a pair of neddlenose pliers.

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Even though I don't wear my glasses I'll do it! I eat the needel nosed pliers and use the glasses to refract the laser beam so it cuts the ties holding me down.

You're strapped to a particularly uncomfortable sofa forced to watch Barney. The controler is barely out of your reach taunting you. To things in your reach are the controls to a remote control car and your Nerdy Older Brother.

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Hold the RC controller hostage & tell your Nerdy Older Brother he can have it if he changes the channel.

You're in a locked bedroom with a poster, a Rolex, and a skateboard.

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I brake the Rolex and Skateboard into tiny parts. I use the hands for a base and make a lock pic. But before I do that I slide the poster under the door. I use the pick to unlock the door. When I walk out i look real cool with the poster under me as a carpet and all! w00t!

You are Strong Bad in jail again! and Strong Mad is off on vacation. All you have is the Cheat (which I wouldn't suggest touching, cans of eww!, and a hair net. I have no idea how you will get out!

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I cover my hand with the hair net so I don't have to touch the Cheat, and then I grab him and put him near the wall, which he gnaws off, letting me escape.

You're at the top of a really high prison tower. Very well armed guards are approaching from below. You have a large box of tissues, some oil, a bale of straw, and a sewing kit.

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You use the oil to dump it on the guards, saving you some time. Thinking quickly, you sow the bale of straw and the tissues together to make a parachute suffieicnet enough for you to parachute to the other side.

You are trapped underwater in a box after an enemy dumped you in. Inside the box there is a pair of handcuffs, a rusty knive, a key, and some crackers. There are also pirhannas surrounding you.

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Well, I guess all I need is the knife. I cut myself out and swim to the surface (pirahnas aren't all that deadly, they are very shy)

You are hanging on a cliff with iron balls cuffed to your feet. There are spikes at the bottom set there by your enemies. The cliff is about 50 feet high and goes straight up and down. You have a soda bottle, a library card, 2 CDs, and a box of tissues.

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I drop the soda bottle, and it blows everything out of the water because Seirra Mist used to be in there and I've seen those commercials. Then I drop the two classical music CDs from the library, and when the librarians see I have ruined two library itmes, they begin attacking me and coincindentally set me free. I then drop the tissues and then I swim off into land.

You are locked in a room with bombs in the doors and only have a Nintendo 64 with Superman 64 and Quest 64.

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The bombs are electrical, so I use the N64 to send out electromagentic waves that turn off the bombs. Then I use the N64 to bust open the lock.

You are surrounded by 200 ninjas who are about to kill you. You have a paperclip, a tennis ball, and a Game Boy.

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"Hey guys! Wanna play?" You throw the tennis ball onto a nearby wall, which sends the ninjas into a game of WallBall. Next you leave the Game Boy on the ground, and run.

You're trapped in the lighting booth of a large theatre. You're new, so you can't touch ANYTHING. In your pockets, though, are a glasses case, an empy mechanical pencil, and a wood screw.

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Remove tip of pecil and place in the head of the screw. Use this to slowly chip away at lighting box door hinges. After removing both hinges use the glasses case as a doorstop to keep yourself from getting locked in the next time.

You're in a tunnel with a man with a chaingun on one side, and three large rabid dogs on the other. You have a childrens book, 3 flase teeth, and a heath bar wrapper.

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Well, Since a Rabid dogs are pretty much insane, They probbly won't go directly to me unless provoked. So chain gun Man it is.

Ok, I Ninja-Toss one false tooth into the chain of the chain gun, causeing it to jam for a moment, at which point I shall throw the other two in his Eyes, and smash him down with the book. He will start Crying, And I shall pretend to take pity. I then Arrange the wrapper to look as if it was an unopened candy bar and hand it to him. After he realizes it's empty, I kick him in the groin and run away.

You in a aparment buiding that is on fire. The only availible exit is the window. You have a Mac mouse, A pastic Jar of Jelly Beans, a Deku nut, a Acoustic guitar, No tea, And a Splitting headache.

EDIT: Anyone who gets the reference rules.

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I take the mouse, and attach the end of the cord of it to the JellyBean jar, and place the Jar under the window, go out of the window hanging, and close the jar on the window, and use the mouse cord to get to the ground.

You're trapped in Prison, and all you have is a picture of your girlfriend, and your fists.

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You punch open the glass on the picture(you'll replace it) and chuck it at the warden, making him unconcious for a little while. You manage to reach forward to get the key, and then you make a run for it.

You are trapped inside a room with only a set of batteries, a football, a Playstation, and a flashlight.

Get your way out of that one!

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Put the batteries in the flashlight and wire it up to the PS1 to make it uberpowerfull. Use the light on the wall to soften it up, and break through the soft wall with the football, to avoid being burnt.

You are tied up with a garder hose in sigfried's house. You see a vase full of tic-tacs, a TV, and a very dirty tissue. Sigfried will be back in half an hour to eat you. He will be carrying a bag of squirrels, use this to your advantage.

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You manage to hop over to the tic tacs. You break open the vase and break the vase. You get a few tic tacs and the tissue to set for a trap with the TV. When Sigfried walks in the room, you kcik the TV over at him with a few tic tcs in the circutry, electrocuting him. You get the squirrels to bite off the hose, and when they want more, you toss the tissue for them to get and escape.

You are trapped on a rocket that is about to go into space. You do have a window, but it is locked shut. There are a few controls around(none which seem to anything), pliers, and a paperclip nearby(you are also handcuffed.)

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You use the paperclip to undo yourself. You hotwire the rocket ship controls using the pliers. From there on out, the astronauts at NASA instruct you carefully on how to fly on back. The landing is rough, but you are able to make it back to ground safely.

You are in a computer room slowly filling up with water. There is 3 computers with the entire setup, printers, monitors, and even 3 projectors. also is a full stapler and a case of pens. The door is locked, and there is a ventilation shaft above you, with motion sensing lazers going across that will set off an alarm (assume that the alarm is bad, and you want to avoid setting it off at any cost).

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No, I lied. I'm never going to have a good sig. So just forget about it.

I take the computers and hardware and throw it at the door busting it open. I then take the stapler thing and shoot anyone coming my way.

You can't think of any kind of bad situation, all you ave is a computer, mouse, and a nerf gun.

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I use the computer to post on this thread. Is that a good thing?

You are a tiny cockroach. You are trapped inside a box of Froot Loops (there are still Froot Loops in it). You also have a piece of string (which is pretty big because hey, you're a cockroach).

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I hide inside the Froot Loops and wait for someone to pour them out. Then I escape before they can smash me.

You've been hit by a shrink ray and are now about the size of an ant. You're trapped on a desk (which is VERY high for you), and the only things on the desk are: a piece of paper (huge, since you're an ant), a short length of string, and some paperclips. A fan in the room is blowing very hard, meaning escape by air would be impossible.

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Tie the string onto the paperclip, then let the fan current blow me down to the ground.

You are trapped in a dungeon with two walls closing in. You see a skeleton. What would thoust deau?

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Wait for the walls to go to a certian point and make the skeleton hold the walls

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McGyver finally has a break!!!

A lamer is attacking HrWiki, you have a slingshot and a gag.

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lamer? never mind. uh, i sneak up behing the lamer's back, and gag him. then, i use the slingshot to send him far away.

okay, let's see. you are trapped in a supermarket, but there are no items left on the shelves, except for a can of bread and toilet paper rolls. the security shutters are down on the shop front.

Break a few windows in the shop's back with the TP rolls, hop out, and enjoy my free can of bread. Duh.

You're locked in a room being attacked by your girlfriend (boyfriend if you're a girl). Nearby is a baseball bat, a ballerina suit, a family photo album, and the memory that she really enjoys ceiling fans. And no ceiling fans are in your room.

I use the memory of the ceiling fans. I say, "Baby, don't you remember the memories of ceiling fans?" and she says, "Yeah..." and I say, "Do you remember our good times" and she immediately drops the bat and leaps upon me to make out. She says, "oh topofsm, I love you." Then she changes into the banana suit in front of me.

You are locked in a room with Children's greatest sing-a-longs blaring. Your IQ is slowly dropping. There is a bulletproof window and a garage door, with no buttons to it. It is screwed down. You have three matches, A stoplight for some reason, and a picture of Michael Jackson. And a case of darts.

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Show the picture of Michael Jackson to the window. it gets terrified and breaks. Jump out.

You're in the Amazon, being attacked by a giant anaconda. It's already coiled around you, wrapped around you several times in fact. And it's constricting you. You're holding it's head away with one hand so you don't get bitten. Nearby are a log, a fish, a stick, and two old grandpa's playing chess.