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 Post subject: Build A Better Mousetrap!
PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 4:23 pm 
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You've probably seen it on Tom and Jerry or one of those old Looney Toons: a ridiculously complex moustrap, with dozens of steps in the process of trapping/maiming/killing a mouse.

The idea of the game is this: make up a step or mechanism in the mousetrap! For example:

Person A: The mouse takes the cheese, releasing a pressure plate that...
Person B: ...activates a bell which awakens a hamster who begins furiously running on its wheel, which powers a...

You get the idea. It can go on forever if you want, but try to keep the individual steps themselves somewhat coherent, legible, and at least SLIGHTLY realistic.

Alright, I'll start!

The aproach of the mouse triggers a thermal sensor, which sends a signal to a...

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Ah, a Rube Goldberg device!

...sends a signal to an open wire tip, causing it to spark and ignite a...

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...tiny dynamite, who's explosion causes a book to fall over and...


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Into a dog, who will wake up and jerk his tail...


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...thereby pulling a string, at the other end of which is tied a plank of wood that was holding up a...

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...marble, which will roll down a "half pipe" shaped plane (like half a tube)...


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...onto a switch, witch will activate...

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...A Huge butcher knife causing it to fall and cut up...

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...which lowers due to the weight of the carrots, pushing onto a spring causing the carrot slices to fly up into the air...


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... Hitting an old man sitting on a rocking chair....


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...who then flies out the window...

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...and onto a large waterbed, which shakes and ripples, causing...

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...the man much distress, so he jumps off, hitting a switch...


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...that causes his pants to fall down...

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...Gets scanned into his son's computer, which releases a spork with jam smeared all over it, causing to hit...

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...a lamp, which turns on due to the hit, and the lamp wakes up...

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...a mouse, who starts running in a wheel...


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(Wow. We're using a mouse to trap a mouse. :p)

. . . which generates an electric current which gets sent to famed celebrity. . .

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...itches his crotch...

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JTHomeslice wrote:
...itches his crotch...


You mean SCRATCHES his crotch? :-P (Sorry I hate it when people mix up things like itch and scratch...it's not "I have to itch!" but rather "I have to SCRATCH an itch!")

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