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 Post subject: The Katamari
PostPosted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 2:28 am 
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This is pretty simple. Each person makes a post with an object, and a description. The description is how the previous object is added to the katamari, whether it is engulfed, flattened, eaten by a cow, whatever. The object is the next thing the katamari will pick up.




The Katamari picks up a car.

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The Katamari buys the largest hammer it can find, smashes the car into pieces, and puts the pieces on a pizza, which it then eats.

The Katamari picks up Homsar.

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The Katamari runs into a gravy train.

A loaf of bread.

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The gravy train smothers the loaf of bread with its incomplete gravy sauce and Katamari clump stickyness.

The Katamari then picks up a computer.

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The computer gets a virus, and explodes for some reason.

It picks up a cactus.

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The cactus stabs homsar and spills its stored water on the exploded remnants of the computer, which shorts out and is broken worse, thus killing two birds with one stone.


The Katamari picks up a wikipedia article.

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It notices some vandalism on it, so the Katamari tracks down the vandal and attacks him. The vandal tries to grab it, but the Katamari doesn't let him, so he instead sets it on fire. The cactus spills water on the fire, and the Wikipedia article is now a soggy burnt mess. It begins to snow, and the temperature drops so low that the wikipedia article is covered in ice that sticks to the Katamari.

The Katamari picks up a copy of MS Paint.

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It now looks like this:
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The Katamari picks up an electric guitar.

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The Katamari plays the guitar. Unfortunately, Homsar (who is still stuck to the Katamari) eats the guitar.

The Katamari picks up an insane rabid squirrel.

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The squirrel tries to eat the katamari, but breaks its teeth on it. The squirrel quickly submits to engulfation.


Cherry get!

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The Katamari rolls through an ice cream shop, but only manages to pick up a lone cherry from a sundae.

The Katamari picks up Blue Man Group.

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The blue man group blends into the said MS Paint blue spots and become invisible.

Typewriter Get.

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The Katamari tries to write a novel on it, but it gets stuck to it.

The Katamari picks up the letter G.

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The letter G gets stuck on the typewriter, incidentally on the G key, causing a paradox and the end of time and space. The katamari is now in the mystical Nowhere Land from Yellow Submarine.

The Katamari picks up a real Nowhere Man.

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While rolling through Pepperland, the Katamari sped by a few Blue Meanies, but also picked up the Nowhere Man.

The Katamari picks up a guy in yellow.

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He lands on the cactus and is stabbed. His hat falls off, and Curious George sheds many monkey tears.



The Katamari am have picking up a ham and peanut butter sammich!

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The Katamari rolls through a deli. Some old guy is ticked.

The Katamari picks up JoeyDay.

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Joeyday tries to ban the katamari. But he was stuck on just in time.


The katamari picks up a chinese takeaway.

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