Homestar Runner Wiki Forum

Mmmkay. This is pretty simple. It's basically like playing a text-based video game...on the forums. But since you can control what happens next, it can get really weird. And funny.

EXAMPLE:

Person 1:
You are in the Land of Insertnamehere.
You see a Insertnameofmonster here.
Do you:
a) fight
b) run
c) disco dance

Person 2:
>c

You disco dance.
The monster begins disco dancing with you.

It falls over and dies.

Travel? (y/n)

>y

Go Nouth or Weast?

>weast

You go Weast.

You are in Somewhere.

And so on. I'll start.
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You are in a dark forest.
You have a Sword of Ooberdeth, a slice of pizza, and some chocolate.
You see something in the bushes. Look closer? (y/n)
>y
It's Homsar.
He says something about glittery speakers.
Do you:

a) fight
b) eat pizza
c) give chocolate

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collect package; save adorable cat; you're really gullible.

>c

Homestar eats the chocolete. Then invites you to join the Homestarmy.
Do you accept? (y/n)

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(THE ABOVE USER HAS BEEN BANNED)

>n

You tell him you don't want to.
He says "DaaAAAaa, where is the fairy cat?".
Travel? (y/n)
>y
Sorth or Weast?
>sorth
You go sorth.

You are in The House of the Brothers Strong.
Which room? (Strong Mad, Strong Sad, or Strong Bad)

>strong mad

You go into Strong Mad's room.

>look

The walls are orange, and the carpet is blue. There's a desk, a bed and a closet. The desk has "DAGRON" carved into it.

>look in closet

You open the closet.
There's a Horrible Painting in it.
You now have the jibblies.

Do you:
a) search for a cure
b) take Horrible Painting
c) leave this room

>a

You leave the room wondering how to find a cure. You bump into Strong Sad.

a) insult
b) ask about cure
c) give Horrible Painting

>b

He says "I don't know about it. You should try finding Bubs. He knows a lot about the jibblies..."

a) ask where Bubs is
b) punch

>b

You punch Strong Sad.
He starts crying.

Leave? (y/n)

>y

You leave his room.

You see The Cheat.

a) attack
b) serenade
c) ask where bubs is

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collect package; save adorable cat; you're really gullible.

c
you ask. The cheat rips you in 2, causing you to teleport to Skara Brae.
do you
a)talk to the Op:storyteller crew
b)act stupid
c)CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I lost the state spelling bee in FIFTH PLACE!!

c

You smell some cheese, the horible smell wakes you up from the dream you were having. You find Bubs and ask about jibblies. He says:

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(THE ABOVE USER HAS BEEN BANNED)

Bubs: Coach Z you jerk! You gave me the jibblies!

You reply:
A) Take that back!
B) It's dazzle-mazing!
C) It's time for tasteballs!

>C

Bubs: I'll get you Eh' steve!

Suddenly Eh' Steves mouth explodes the universe!

Run around and scream? Y/N

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n
You run around screaming. the explosion knocs you to the North Pole. You hit your head on it.
a)die
b)destroy the pole
c)cow bicolor

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I lost the state spelling bee in FIFTH PLACE!!

b
you destroy the nouth pole and make it your city soon stong bad comes do you talk to him

(y/n)

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ohhhhhhhh i love strong bad

y

you aren't cool enough for strongbad. He makes your head explode.

Play Get?
y/n

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I lost the state spelling bee in FIFTH PLACE!!