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Jimmie
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Pretty easy forum game. And yes, this is my third forum game within only a few minutes.

He's the rules: One person (starting with me) posts the phrase "If <insert some user or well-known person here> was a <insert something other than what the previous person is here>....", filling in the blanks with whatever he/she feels like. Then the next poster continues that phrase with "...then <insert same person here> would <insert something that this person would then do here>. Feel free to twist it around some, as long as you stick to that format.

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Poster 1: If Jimmie was a monkey...
Poster 2: ...then he would definitely not be a very famous monkey.
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If Ashlee Simpson was an alligator...


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...She would be a lot more attractive.

If Lu Bu was a ninja...
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...then he would have Sterrance as his ninja apprentice.

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...then all his dreams would come true.

If Didy were a troll...

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...then hed be a troll on an anti-Lutheran forum.

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...then the universe would probably explode or something.

If Homestar Runner were a Muppet....

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Jimmie
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...then he'd teach kids how to be dumb, which is near impossible.

If George Bush was to somehow be elected again...
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...then that'd be breaking some kind of code made by all presidents. yes, Bush ressurects all the dead ones for the annual meeting. Necromancy is a needed presidential power.

If I didn't spend all my free-time here...

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Jimmie
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..then you'd realize that I said you need to be talking about another person, not yourself.

If The Noid realized that...
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..then he wouldn't have forgotten the rules really quickly.

If Homestar had real arms....

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... He'd probably wind up smacking himself in the face more often.

If Alberto dyed his hair blue...

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...Then he'd probably be the oldest man with blue hair.

If Capt. Ido Nos didn't have Photoshop...

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...This place wouldn't be nearly as much fun.

If Colin Mochrie was a pirate...

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...then pirates would be cooler than ninjas.

If Clan weren't a jerk...

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...then I'd make him a jerk.

If Ninjas all died suddenly....

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...then the pitates would go: Yarr!

If strong bad was as cool as he claims to be...
(Note:I do not think Strong Bad is not cool.)

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Then he would be an international superstar. People from Chile to China would love him.

If COLA were a girl...

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Then he would be an international superstar. People from Chile to China would love him.

If COLA were a girl...


He'd lech Cthulhu

If there was a fruit shaped fruit flavor fruit subsitute that had all of the fun of fruit with no vitamins..

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Then why would you eat it? Vitamins are good for you!

If Jones were a bodybuilder...

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..then he'd make an exercise program for the emo.

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he would be Jewish.

If Seethroo weren't ad admin, then...

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He'd be a mod. That or a crazy old homeless guy. But probably a mod.

If Strong Sad were cool........

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Then he would be the new star of the show.

What if Stu were a pile o' shoes?

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We would all be liveing under harsh conditions...

If Trogdo came in the day...

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He could take the day shift, and TrogdoR would take the night shift.

If I were a rich man...

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...you'd buy me chocolate cheesecakes all the time! ;)

If I were a rockstar...

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...then you'd have Jack Thompson on your tail.

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that person would be my sibling.

If IanThheGecko could fly...

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..then he woudl fly to all the Blue Man Group concerts.

If Project 86 was a girl band...
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Then maybe I wouldn't be too lazy to click on the link.

If I only had a brain...

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