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Author:  Jimmie [ Sun Aug 20, 2006 3:56 am ]
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Pretty easy forum game. And yes, this is my third forum game within only a few minutes.

He's the rules: One person (starting with me) posts the phrase "If <insert some user or well-known person here> was a <insert something other than what the previous person is here>....", filling in the blanks with whatever he/she feels like. Then the next poster continues that phrase with "...then <insert same person here> would <insert something that this person would then do here>. Feel free to twist it around some, as long as you stick to that format.

Here's an example
Poster 1: If Jimmie was a monkey...
Poster 2: ...then he would definitely not be a very famous monkey.
End of example

I'll start.

If Ashlee Simpson was an alligator...

Author:  Chekt [ Sun Aug 20, 2006 3:58 am ]
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...She would be a lot more attractive.

If Lu Bu was a ninja...

Author:  Jimmie [ Sun Aug 20, 2006 4:01 am ]
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...then he would have Sterrance as his ninja apprentice.

If IantheGecko was painted blue...

Author:  IantheGecko [ Sun Aug 20, 2006 4:02 am ]
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...then all his dreams would come true.

If Didy were a troll...

Author:  Jimmie [ Sun Aug 20, 2006 4:03 am ]
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...then hed be a troll on an anti-Lutheran forum.

If Alexander hated Nintendo...

Author:  Einoo T. Spork [ Sun Aug 20, 2006 4:06 am ]
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...then the universe would probably explode or something.

If Homestar Runner were a Muppet....

Author:  Jimmie [ Sun Aug 20, 2006 4:09 am ]
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...then he'd teach kids how to be dumb, which is near impossible.

If George Bush was to somehow be elected again...

Author:  The Noid [ Sun Aug 20, 2006 4:13 am ]
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...then that'd be breaking some kind of code made by all presidents. yes, Bush ressurects all the dead ones for the annual meeting. Necromancy is a needed presidential power.

If I didn't spend all my free-time here...

Author:  Jimmie [ Sun Aug 20, 2006 4:15 am ]
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..then you'd realize that I said you need to be talking about another person, not yourself.

If The Noid realized that...

Author:  The Noid [ Sun Aug 20, 2006 2:43 pm ]
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..then he wouldn't have forgotten the rules really quickly.

If Homestar had real arms....

Author:  Anydangway [ Sun Aug 20, 2006 2:45 pm ]
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... He'd probably wind up smacking himself in the face more often.

If Alberto dyed his hair blue...

Author:  Teh Ch8t [ Sun Aug 20, 2006 2:48 pm ]
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...Then he'd probably be the oldest man with blue hair.

If Capt. Ido Nos didn't have Photoshop...

Author:  BucketHand [ Sun Aug 20, 2006 9:48 pm ]
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...This place wouldn't be nearly as much fun.

If Colin Mochrie was a pirate...

Author:  IantheGecko [ Sun Aug 20, 2006 9:49 pm ]
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...then pirates would be cooler than ninjas.

If Clan weren't a jerk...

Author:  The Noid [ Sun Aug 20, 2006 9:50 pm ]
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...then I'd make him a jerk.

If Ninjas all died suddenly....

Author:  netzen [ Sun Aug 20, 2006 9:59 pm ]
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...then the pitates would go: Yarr!

If strong bad was as cool as he claims to be...
(Note:I do not think Strong Bad is not cool.)

Author:  IantheGecko [ Sun Aug 20, 2006 10:04 pm ]
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Then he would be an international superstar. People from Chile to China would love him.

If COLA were a girl...

Author:  EveryoneLovesStevenRight? [ Sun Aug 20, 2006 11:21 pm ]
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IantheGecko wrote:
Then he would be an international superstar. People from Chile to China would love him.

If COLA were a girl...


He'd lech Cthulhu

If there was a fruit shaped fruit flavor fruit subsitute that had all of the fun of fruit with no vitamins..

Author:  IantheGecko [ Sun Aug 20, 2006 11:28 pm ]
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Then why would you eat it? Vitamins are good for you!

If Jones were a bodybuilder...

Author:  Jimmie [ Mon Aug 21, 2006 2:32 am ]
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..then he'd make an exercise program for the emo.

If Didymus wasn't Christian, then...

Author:  IantheGecko [ Mon Aug 21, 2006 2:41 am ]
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he would be Jewish.

If Seethroo weren't ad admin, then...

Author:  Einoo T. Spork [ Mon Aug 21, 2006 2:50 am ]
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He'd be a mod. That or a crazy old homeless guy. But probably a mod.

If Strong Sad were cool........

Author:  IantheGecko [ Mon Aug 21, 2006 2:52 am ]
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Then he would be the new star of the show.

What if Stu were a pile o' shoes?

Author:  Jedi Master Ninks [ Mon Aug 21, 2006 2:52 am ]
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We would all be liveing under harsh conditions...

If Trogdo came in the day...

Author:  Shopiom [ Mon Aug 21, 2006 5:52 am ]
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He could take the day shift, and TrogdoR would take the night shift.

If I were a rich man...

Author:  Darth Katana X [ Mon Aug 21, 2006 6:44 am ]
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...you'd buy me chocolate cheesecakes all the time! ;)

If I were a rockstar...

Author:  Jimmie [ Mon Aug 21, 2006 9:10 pm ]
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...then you'd have Jack Thompson on your tail.

If your mom was someone else's mom...

Author:  Peter222 [ Mon Aug 21, 2006 9:21 pm ]
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that person would be my sibling.

If IanThheGecko could fly...

Author:  Jimmie [ Mon Aug 21, 2006 9:38 pm ]
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..then he woudl fly to all the Blue Man Group concerts.

If Project 86 was a girl band...

Author:  Shopiom [ Mon Aug 21, 2006 9:47 pm ]
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Then maybe I wouldn't be too lazy to click on the link.

If I only had a brain...

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