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 Post subject: ZOG3 - Some funny sounding phrase that includes a Seven!
PostPosted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 8:46 pm 
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Since Snailmail's apparently gone, this is the new ZOG3. If and when Snailmail returns, I will gladly give the game back.

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The sequel to the second game is out. This time the zombies have been mutated from disease to become even worse. They will not make a human become a zombie, but just kill them. The is a type of leech(Hirudinea) Which has the disease, will instead of killing you, replaces your blood with the disease. Unfortunately, all the soldiers were sent to Iraq, therefore making the message get to them late. They will be in infested areas in 24 hours. You'll have a harder time now.

In this game, there will be up to 14 players. Each player is given a different class

Image There are 8 humans in the game to begin with (5/8 of all players). All you have to do is run, hide, and run again. Your goal is to stay alive for 24 hours (turns) by evading the zombies until help comes, or soldiers already in the city can kill them off. After each turn, you must pm me the place which you would like to go in the map above. If you hide in the same place as a zombie, you will be killed, unless there is a soldier there with you. If you are in the same place as a Hirudinea, you will become a zombie.

Image There are 3 soldiers in the game to begin with (2/8 of all players). Your job is to run and protect all humans at all costs. After each turn, you must pm me the place which you would like to go in the map above. If you hide in the same place as a zombie, the zombie will be killed. However, if there is a zombie and a human there, you will try and protect the human, where the zombie will kill you. If you are in the same place as a Hirudinea, you will become a zombie.

Image There are 3 zombies in this game to begin with (2/8 of all players). Your job is to kill all of the humans (you don't have to kill soldiers), making them zombies, too. You have 24 hours (turns) to do so before the military comes and kills you. After each turn, you must pm me the place which you would like to go in the map above. If you search in a place where a human is hiding, the human is killed. However, if you search in a place where a soldier is hiding, you will be killed. If you search in a place with both a human and a soldier, the soldier will sacrifice his life for the human, killing you and the soldier, and protecting the human.

Image There is 1 Hirudinea. Hirudinea are leeches. These leeches are not controlled by a human player, but have the area for them chosen at random. Anyone landing in the spot a leech is at becomes a zombie, including soldiers. This means the Hirudinea will stay in the game as long as it goes on, but it cannot win, because it is not human controlled.

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You have 3 days after a turn to pm me with your move. If you do not pm me, your move will be randomly determined. If the soldiers kill the zombies, humans win. There is an alternate way of winning, if you can survive the outbreak for 24 hours (turns), the humans have won. If the zombies kill all humans, the zombies have won. They also win if all humans become zombies by Good luck.

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1. ButtdanceHR
2. Ju Ju Master
3. Exhibit A - Ceiling'D!
4. topofsm - Broken in Half and Food'D!
5. [s]Bulldozer[/s] - Captured by the other leech and turned into a Host...'D!
6. Homerun Starrer - Disassemble'D! (And Food'D, of course.)
7. netzen - Ceiling'D 2 - Electric... wait...!
8. The Noid
9.EveryoneLovesStevenRight? - De-Heart'D! Food'D, too!
10. Occasional JD - Behead'D and Expload'D!
11. Inverse Tiger
12. buhubs - Ceiling'D 3!
13. HipHoppityFrogOfValue - Just Plain Expload'D!
14. Kariia - Partially Food'D and Expload'D!


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ZOMBIE
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CURRENT DATE: January 7th 2008
DAYS LEFT: 18
DATE OF ASSISTANCE: January 24th 2008

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Sooooo...when do we start? I wanna kill zombies!!

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*Sigh.*

As soon as I have more than four peoples' moves.

Get with it, folks! Random assignment starts in two more days!

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Are we going to go with this thing or is it gonna be like the last one?

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Sorry, I haven't been on in a while I pmed you jodi!

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I still need PM's from:

The Noid
EveryoneLovesStevenRight?
Occasional JD
HipHoppityFrogOfValue
Kariia

I will assign random positions at midnight tonight, EST.

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Comon people!! This is my first ZOG and I've been waiting about 3 weeks already!! Please pm!! Please! (ps-noid, you're gonna get a taste of my shotgun so watch out!!)

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PM'd. Come on, guys!

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PM'd, but I may have been too late. Can you still reinsert my belated PM?

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Alright, random positions assigned for The Noid, EveryoneLovesStevenRight?, Kariia, and the Hirudinea. And the results:

Disclaimer: If I get your gender wrong... tell me. I don't know for sure who's a boy and who's a girl, though I did my best to search the forum and find out.

It was a lovely sunny day. The sky was beautiful, the sun was bright, and the scientific community was nearing a breakthrough of astronomical proportions. The resident scientists of the city of Forumopolis - Occasional JD, The Noid, and HipHoppityFrogOfValue - were nearing the completion on their latest study - a study on the art of immortality. They had completed many almost-successful experiments on a group of slugs, but none had produced perfect immortality. This time, however, they were sure that they had it right.

"Is the serum ready, Dr. JD?" The Noid was trembling as he spoke, his excitement getting the best of him. "Are we ready for the final tests?"

"Affirmative." Occasional JD passed a small vial to The Noid, who passed it in turn to the hands of HipHoppityFrogOfValue. "Begin the tests, Dr. Value."

"Yes, sir, Dr. JD." HipHoppityFrogOfValue slowly lowered the vial into the cage, where their last test subject waited thirstily. He tipped the vial, pouring the red, foaming liquid into the slug's mouth. After a few moments, the slug's body began convulsing, and it began to grow rapidly. "It's working, Dr. Noid! The experiment is a succ-"

He was cut short as the slug, which had already grown to be a full foot long, bit into his hand, sinking its teeth deep into his flesh. Blood poured from the open wound, and the slug released its grip, quickly collecting the blood before it could drip onto the floor, its body ceaselessly growing as it did so.

HipHoppityFrogOfValue screamed in horror as he watched the blood leave his body. He suddenly felt weak as the color of his skin changed to a sick purple. What had they created?

Before he could contemplate that, however, he collapsed on the floor. HipHoppityFrogOfValue, to all appearances, was dead.

Letting out a cry of panic, Occasional JD and The Noid rushed to his side.

"He's got no pulse!" The Noid, having been the closest to HipHoppityFrogOfValue, had gotten to him first. "All vital signs are negative! He's dead!"

There was a sudden noise from above. The Noid looked up just in time to see the mutant slug, now a full meter in length, diving off of the table and latching onto his face. Within a few moments, The Noid was laying face up next to HipHoppityFrogOfValue, both of them as purple as plums, and both of them very much dead.

When he saw this, Occasional JD immediately turned to run the other way. There was a clamor on the opposite end of the lab as the lab assistant, Homerun Starrer, rushed out, barely escaping certain death. Occasional JD, unfortunately, was not so lucky.

With unimaginable speed, the mutant slug launched itself at the scientist, knocking him to the floor as it bit into the back of his skull. Within moments, Occasional JD had become just as dead as the others. A lab table fell onto Occasional JD's back as the slug removed itself, having already emptied the body of its blood.

With no more prey in the room, the slug made its way through, cleaning up the last few drops of blood before finally making its way to the door to follow Homerun Starrer. More lab tables fell as it went, and the chemicals flooded the floor, mixing together and releasing vast amounts of gas into the atmosphere. By the next morning, the blue of the sky had been replaced by thick, blood-red clouds of gas that reduced the once-brilliant light of sun to little more than a nightlight, hanging amidst a sea of darkness.


The memories of the incident burned deep in Homerun Starrer's mind as he made his way back to the lab, hoping that, somehow, Occasional JD had survived the night. Behind him, Kariia adjusted the strap on her gun. He had thought it best to bring a soldier with him, just in case things took a turn for the worst.

Carefully, Homerun pushed open the door to the labs. He let Kariia take the lead - she did have a gun, after all - and cautiously followed her through the front lobby and into the main laboratory.

Kariia brought her gun to firing position as she scanned the room. It was a mess; nearly every table in the room had been overturned, and the floor was now covered with broken glass, all lodged in a sticky red goo. Being careful to stay as close as possible to Kariia, Homerun began to search for any sign of life.

He lead Kariia to the spot where the other two doctors had died. If JD had indeed been killed, there was a good chance his body would be found there, too. They made their way over to the slug's overturned cage, its silver bars rendered brown by a thick coat of dried blood.

When they finally made their way through the maze of debris and reached the cage, Homerun gasped. Where Homerun had expected to see bodies, he now saw only bald spots on the floor, where the thick red goo had left the outline of two human bodies.

"They're gone," Homerun whimpered. "The bodies... they're..."

Kariia merely nodded, not wanting Homerun's emotions to distract her from any potentially dangerous situations. For all they knew, the slug may have still been in the room. Still, she couldn't help noticing that the bodies had been removed after the chemicals had dried. What's more, there was no sign that they had been dragged - only the faint outlines of human hands pressed into the goo and the prints of human feet heading toward the door. The bodies, by all appearances, had removed themselves. Judging by the look on his face, Kariia could only guess that Homerun had figured that out, too.

"I'm sorry, Homerun," Kariia began. Suddenly, however, she was cut off by a faint rustling from underneath a nearby table, accompanied by a distorted, almost inhuman groan.

"It's Dr. JD!" Homerun cried out. "He's still alive!"

Motioning for Homerun to stay back, Kariia shifted her weapon to her left hand, moving closer to the table. The groaning grew ever louder as she approached, and she could make out the top portion of a pair of human legs sticking out from the dried goo. Slowly, she lifted the table...

Before she had time to react, Kariia was taken off of her feet by a hideous purple hand. By the time she had regained her footing, the purple hand had manifested itself into an entire, grotesquely purple body - a body that, it seemed, had once been human; that, to Homerun Starrer, had once been Dr. Occasional JD.

Saliva oozed from JD's gnarled teeth as he opened his mouth to take a bite of Kariia, but Kariia was too fast. She loosed a stream of bullets from her automatic before ducking behind some debris.

"Homerun, get down!" She screamed, but Homerun was too caught up in his emotions. He simply stared at the zombie, tears welling up in his eyes as he watched the monster approach. With no hesitation, the thing that had once been Homerun's friend raised one deformed hand, gripping Homerun's shoulder as it closed in for a bite. Kariia was left with no choice. Moving as quickly as she could, Kariia jumped in between Homerun and JD, bringing her gun to bear on the monster's face.

She was fast, but not fast enough. The zombie sank its teeth into her throat, ripping out a large chunk of flesh and unleashing a bloodspray that only added to the red goo already covering the floor. She reeled in pain, but managed to hold her ground. As the zombie munched on her neck, she sent a spray of bullets across his own, dropping his head onto the floor behind him. The zombie staggered, releasing his grip on Homerun. Kariia quickly removed a grenade from her belt and inserted it into the bloody stump of the Zombie's neck.

"G... Get... O... u... t!" She managed. Homerun nodded, a waterfall of tears flowing down his face. He nearly tripped over his own feet as he ran out the door. With her last breath, Kariia pulled the pin of the grenade.

The explosion was still audible even from where Homerun sat, bawling in front of the laboratory building. Windows broke, sending shards of glass flying all over the street. Occasional JD was dead - really dead, this time. And, thanks to him, so was the soldier Kariia. This really wasn't his lucky day.

He sank his head into his arms, and he bawled.

(Whoa. That's a long one! Sorry, got a little carried away there, with the backstory and all...)

Summary: Kariia and Occasional JD are dead. Fortunately for Homerun, he's still alive. Reduce zombie and soldier counts to two.

EDIT: If you're not in the story, nothing happened to you. You were either alone, or with someone who didn't affect you.

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Wow, that was long. Very good, though.

However, there's a little mistake; the story says JD died, but the first post said The Noid died.


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If a person, zombie, and soldier are all in the same place, doesn't the zombie kill the soldier and the person gets to escape? It made an awesome story tho.

EDIT: oops, I just read the "Soldier" section, which was more vague.

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If a person, zombie, and soldier are all in the same place, doesn't the zombie kill the soldier and the person gets to escape? It made an awesome story tho.

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That day felt like it took weeks.


That's not how Snailmail said it. Look under the "Zombies" section.

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If you search in a place with both a human and a soldier, the soldier will sacrifice his life for the human, killing you and the soldier, and protecting the human.


Thanks for the warning about the first post, though. I thought it was JD I marked out there. I'll fix that now.

And thanks for the compliments :D.

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Dude...You didn't include the Zombie JD line...That has become Zombie Outbreak Game lore...

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There's a Zombie JD line? How does it go?

(Remember, this is my first time playing ZOG... so how did I become host, anyway?)

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There's a Zombie JD line? How does it go?

(Remember, this is my first time playing ZOG... so how did I become host, anyway?)
It goes a-like a-this: "ZOMBIE JD (insert something here)!" It started when JD put that in one of his PMs, and then it became an inside joke or something.

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Cna i play? I'd like to be a soldier.

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Actually, since I'm not actually playing anymore, we probably can put someone else in to take my place, though not as a soldier. If you want to play as a human, I think we have room for you.

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Homerun Starrer wrote:
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There's a Zombie JD line? How does it go?

(Remember, this is my first time playing ZOG... so how did I become host, anyway?)
It goes a-like a-this: "ZOMBIE JD (insert something here)!" It started when JD put that in one of his PMs, and then it became an inside joke or something.


Yep. JD pmed me with "ZOMBIE JD GO TO MALL!" and I thought it was amusing, so I put it in the story. Then all of his pms were worded like that, so each time he was in the story, I'd hav him say something like that.


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Ok, got it. Don't worry, JD, I've thought of a way to include it in the next story, even though you're dead. You'll get your line in yet :D.

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Ok, got it. Don't worry, JD, I've thought of a way to include it in the next story, even though you're dead. You'll get your line in yet :D.


Re-hee-hee-hee-lay...

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Did this game die and then turn into a zombie?

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Did this game die and then turn into a zombie?
I hope not. I really liked the first story, and I would be interested in seeing it conclude. (Yay, the HHFOV is alive!) By the way, Dozer, in future stories you can refer to me as HHFOV. I prefer the acronym, as it is more casual.

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No, the game's not dead. I'm still missing HHFOV and ELSR?'s PM's. I'm guessing HHFOV isn't dead and just forgot. Combine that with the fact that I'm really too tired to come up with the next story right now, and you get a big spoonful of I'LL POST THE RESULTS TOMORROW MORNING!

HHFOV and ELSR, I'll give you random spots at about 9:30 EST tomorrow morning.

EDIT: Make that about 10:30 PM. I've got to be somewhere and don't have time to finish the story that I started at... 11:00, instead of 9:30. Sorry!

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Random positions assigned for HHFOV, ELSR?, and Hirudinea. Sorry for the delay on the delay on the delay - school has me pretty darned busy, and I had a pep band game to play at yesterday that kept me up really late and made me really tired.

The smoke from the explosion was just beginning to clear, and Homerun Starrer was just about to leave to find a safe place to hide, when something hit him on the back of the head. Conveniently, it was another head - Occasional JD's head, to be specific.

"ZOMBIE JD GO TO OUTSIDE THE LAB!" it cried. Homerun jumped. JD was still alive? There was no way! He had to do something...

He took the first action that came to mind and placed his foot squarely in JD's face. "ZOMBIE JD GO TO BOTTOM OF HOMERUN'S FOOT!" The scream was a bit muffled by Homerun's foot, but was still there, nonetheless. There was a loud crack. "ZOMBIE JD GO TO HEAVEN!" it yelled. There was another crack, and zombie brains began to seep out of the head's ears.

"Fat chance of that," Homerun muttered. He kicked what was left of JD back into the flame-engulfed building and went on his way.


netzen woke up on what would have been a beautiful September morning, if not for the clouds of red gas hanging ominously in the sky, to the ear-splitting sound of a ringing telephone.

"Hello? ... WHAT!?! ... Zombies? This is a joke, right? ... Right. I'll be right there."

What was that all about? The staff sergeant down at the local Army Reserve had just called with some warning about zombies walking the streets. Was it April Fools' Day already?

Nevertheless, netzen pulled himself out of bed and began squeezing into his camouflage. Just as he was pulling the strap of his automatic rifle onto his shoulder, there was a loud crash. Bringing the rifle into firing position, netzen ran to the front door of his house - there, grotesquely purple and full of sourceless rage, stood HHFOV, a local scientist who had been studying immortality.

"Dr. Value, if this is a joke, it's not very funny." HHFOV merely groaned and took a step forward. "Really, Dr. If you take another step, I'll be forced to gun you down." The zombie merely groaned and took another step forward. "Right."

netzen pulled the trigger on his automatic, firing a round of 25 bullets into HHFOV's torso, but to no avail. The zombie staggered and continued forward. "DR. VALUE KILL!" it roared.

netzen jumped out of the way as the zombie continued forward, shifting his aim and pouring another round directly into the zombie's head. The zombie staggered and fell, blood pouring onto the floor. netzen lowered the rifle and walked over to HHFOV's dead body - except that the body wasn't exactly dead. A deformed purple hand grabbed onto netzen's foot, nearly causing netzen to scream with surprise. Removing his knife from his pocket, netzen cut the hand of at the wrist, running out the door and dropping a grenade. Bullets just didn't seem to work on these things.

The explosion shook the ground, but netzen didn't look back. He kept running until he was sure that the zombie wasn't following him, then stopped only long enough to pry the hand from his leg. With any luck, he and the other local soldiers would be able to devise some weapon that could take these zombies down with less property damage. Until then, he just hoped he had plenty of grenades.
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It had been a long night for topofsm, and an even longer morning. After working all night long, he had awoken from a brief slumber to find the entire morning sky painted red with some strange gas. What's more, he had a horrible headache. Normally, under these circumstances, he would have gone to the nearby convenience store to get some painkillers, but, for some reason, netzen hadn't been there to open the store today, so he had been forced to head to the mall instead. He strode through the hall, looking for the entrance to GNC.

Suddenly, topofsm heard a scream. He looked behind him to see some hooligan dressed in some strange purple suit that look strangely like The Noid, topofsm's next-door neighbor. Or so he thought, until he realized that the scream had come from a crowd of people who now stood over a dead body. His first impulse was to run, but curiosity got the best of him, and he strode against the wave of frantic mall-goers to get a glimpse at the body. He soon realized, however, that there was, in fact, a hidden meaning behind the saying "Curiosity killed the cat."

As he neared the body, The zombie took a sudden interest in his approach and jumped in his way. "THE NOID KILL!" it screamed. topofsm tried to turn and run, but the zombie was much faster than it looked, and he was soon trapped in its grasp.

The zombie grabbed ahold of both of topofsm's arms and wrenched them painfully behind his back. There was a sickening crunch, and a wave of pain greater than any he'd ever felt rushed through topofsm's body. The zombie kept pulling, bending topofsm's back all the way to the ground. There was another sickening crunch, and everything went black. The Noid opened his mouth and sank his teeth into topofsm's lifeless head.
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"This sky is creepy..." buhubs muttered as he stepped into the subway station. "It almost seems like something really horrible's about to happen, like something's gonna... kill us... or something..."

"Don't talk like that, buhubs!" Inverse Tiger shot buhubs a stern glare as he followed him through the gates. "I don't want to think about that sort of thing. The sky's scary enough as it is."

"Right, sorry."

The two stepped into the otherwise empty subway station and waited for their train. With the sky looking like it did today - undoubtedly the result of one of those unorthodox experiments the local scientists had been doing - they wanted to get out of Forumopolis as quickly as possible, before something bad really did happen. They sat down on a nearby bench and waited quietly, neither one especially wanting to speculate on what was happening above ground.

The silence went on for several minutes before it was finally broken by a loud "thump" from the subway entrance. Inverse Tiger and buhubs looked toward the stairs just in time to see what looked like a giant slug, nearly 5 meters long, coming down the stairs. The two barely had time to register what was happening before the slug was almost on them. They jumped up and tried to run, but it was to no avail. The slug, in one bite, sunk a giant tooth into each of their heads, lapping up the blood that flowed from their bodies as it did so. They dropped to the ground, purple bodies as lifeless as the bench they had been sitting on.

The blood all gone, the slug continued down the subway, quickly disappearing from view. A few moments later, buhubs and Inverse Tiger were on their feet, slowly making their way back up the stairs, suddenly hungry for human flesh...
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SUMMARY:
[list][*]JD became a Comic Relief. More to come?
[*]netzen killed HHFOV. Zombies down to 1.
[*]The Noid killed topofsm.
[*]Hirudinea turned buhubs and Inverse Tiger into zombies. Zombies back to 3.

Wow, what an eventful turn! Time for round 3, get the PM's comin'!

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Wow, lots happened that time! At the beginning of the post I was worried all the zombies were gonna get killed too quick.

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Heh. Dr. Value. Nice.

I PM'd you.

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Wow, a lot happened that turn. Nice story.

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I told you Toppo that Zombie Noid would getcha! He totally would!

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