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 Post subject: A fun little time waster
PostPosted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:15 pm 
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Yo there! Here's a simple joke, you just need to post the combination obtained with Month, Day and Shirt!

Many funny things may appear here! :lol:

Choose your birthday month:

1- I shot
2 - I ate
3 - I beat
4 - I sang to
5 - I'm passionated by
6 - I killed
7 - I gave my phone to
8 - I scheduled a compromise
9 - I danced with
10 - I hugged
11 - I married with
12 - I kissed

Choose the day of the month where you born:

1 - a beggar
2 - your maid
3 - a banana
4 - a fork
5 - a mexican
6 - a ganster
7 - a ninja
8 - an ipod
9 - the boyfriend/girlfriend from my best friend
10 - a male goat
11 - my dog
12 - my father
13 - the computer
14 -meu science teacher
15 - my stockings
16 - myself
17 - a coke
18 - a llama
19 - a pickles
20 - plush bear
21 - a permanent marker
22 - a policeman
23 - a book
24 - a soccer ball
25 - a psychologist
26 - my neighbor
27 - my bed
28 - a soccer player
29 - a dvd player
30 - paper clip
31 - a cellphone

Choose the color of your current shirt:

White - Because I was drugged.
Black - Because I was drunk.
Red - Because the voices ordered me.
Pink - Because I'm gay.
Blue - Because I can't control myself.
Green - Because I hate myself.
Purple - Because I'm naked.
Grey - Because I wanted.
Yellow - Because somebody offered me 1.000.000.(money, convert for you current kind)
Colored - Because I'm crazy.
Orange - Because I hate my family.
Other - I don't know.
No shirts - Because it was hot and I was nervous.

Source: Orkut
Translated by me, revised by Drake1009.

Thanks Drake!

Post your combination below!


Here's my own:

===PsYchOsIs=== wrote:
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"I kissed the computer Because I can't control myself."

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:17 pm 
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"I ate pickles because I'm gay."


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I hugged my father, I don't know.

Well, that sucked.

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I hugged a male goat because I can't control myself.

O...k....

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Weird. OK, March + 3rd + I don't have A/C =

I beat a banana because it was hot and I was nervous.

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On a totally unrelated note, I'd like to go back in time and "convince" Sigmund Freud to take up chocolate making or some other harmless profession.

Also unrelated, I need to make a YTMND of Yakko Warner saying "Good night everybody!"

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"I'm passionated by my dog because I wanted."

That... doesn't even make sense... It's basically true though. I do love my dog. :mrgreen:

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I'm going to do one on my fake characters:

Jeffrak(Jeffy) Quincey Perry:

I scheduled a compromise a soccer ball because it was hot and I was nervous.

Ruthbert T. Mime:

Me saw(born in thirteenth month, Febtoberary) a llama because I was drugged/drunk/the voices ordered me(multicolor)

Oswald The Shoulder Demon

I killed a ganster because it was hot and I was nervous.

Dr. Pugglesteins

I sang to plush bear because I was drugged.

Fun.

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I gave my phone t my computer because I can't control myself.

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I shot a pickles because I hate myself.

Aww, man, I LOVED those Rugrats, too. :p

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"I kissed a gangster because I'm naked."

Sounds like your average rap lyric, lol.

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I scheduled a compromise myself because I hate myself.

At least I wasn't born in June.

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"I kissed myself because I wanted."

...What?

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I sang to plush bear because I was drugged.
Fun.

hah that's my birthday, but mine ends in because I was drunk.
Funny that turned out to be drugged. april 0th. 4/20. Anyone getting it?

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I ate a llama because I couldn't control myself. Hehe! :p


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I gave my phone to a book because I was drunk.

o_O

I didn't know that...


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I hugged a llama because the voices ordered me.


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I sang to my science teacher because I can't control myself.

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This gives me ideas. D:

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I gave my phone to my father because I was drunk...

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I beat a pickles, I don't know.

Interesting...


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I shot a llama because I wanted.

*cries*

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I shot plush bear because I couldn't control myself.


Poor plush bear. I'm sorry!!!!! :((


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DESTROY US ALL! wrote:
The Noid wrote:
I sang to plush bear because I was drugged.
Fun.

hah that's my birthday, but mine ends in because I was drunk.
Funny that turned out to be drugged. april 0th. 4/20. Anyone getting it?
Ba-dum-ksh!

I beat a coke because I can't control myself. :-|

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I sang to a psychologist because I can't control myself.


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I beat a pickle because I wanted.




BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA I'M AN EEEEVIL MASTERMIND!!!!!!!


O_o


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"I ate pickles because I'm gay."


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I ate pickles because I'm crazy.

OMG same birfday!

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I married a DVD player because...I don't know.

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I shot myself becuase someone offered me $1,000,000.

Smart move, JD...

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I ate my stockings cause I wanted.

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Occasional JD wrote:
I shot myself becuase someone offered me $1,000,000.

Smart move, JD...

Yep, very smart. XDDD


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I married with the girlfriend from my best friend because I was drugged.

And I did that when I was still in high school XD

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