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Author:  Neurario [ Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:15 pm ]
Post subject:  A fun little time waster
RavenZero wrote:
Yo there! Here's a simple joke, you just need to post the combination obtained with Month, Day and Shirt!

Many funny things may appear here! :lol:

Choose your birthday month:

1- I shot
2 - I ate
3 - I beat
4 - I sang to
5 - I'm passionated by
6 - I killed
7 - I gave my phone to
8 - I scheduled a compromise
9 - I danced with
10 - I hugged
11 - I married with
12 - I kissed

Choose the day of the month where you born:

1 - a beggar
2 - your maid
3 - a banana
4 - a fork
5 - a mexican
6 - a ganster
7 - a ninja
8 - an ipod
9 - the boyfriend/girlfriend from my best friend
10 - a male goat
11 - my dog
12 - my father
13 - the computer
14 -meu science teacher
15 - my stockings
16 - myself
17 - a coke
18 - a llama
19 - a pickles
20 - plush bear
21 - a permanent marker
22 - a policeman
23 - a book
24 - a soccer ball
25 - a psychologist
26 - my neighbor
27 - my bed
28 - a soccer player
29 - a dvd player
30 - paper clip
31 - a cellphone

Choose the color of your current shirt:

White - Because I was drugged.
Black - Because I was drunk.
Red - Because the voices ordered me.
Pink - Because I'm gay.
Blue - Because I can't control myself.
Green - Because I hate myself.
Purple - Because I'm naked.
Grey - Because I wanted.
Yellow - Because somebody offered me 1.000.000.(money, convert for you current kind)
Colored - Because I'm crazy.
Orange - Because I hate my family.
Other - I don't know.
No shirts - Because it was hot and I was nervous.

Source: Orkut
Translated by me, revised by Drake1009.

Thanks Drake!

Post your combination below!


Here's my own:

===PsYchOsIs=== wrote:
...

"I kissed the computer Because I can't control myself."

...





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Author:  Mr.KISS [ Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:17 pm ]
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"I ate pickles because I'm gay."


...


!?
Author:  Homeschool Winner [ Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:19 pm ]
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I hugged my father, I don't know.

Well, that sucked.
Author:  The Noid [ Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:22 pm ]
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I hugged a male goat because I can't control myself.

O...k....
Author:  Inverse Tiger [ Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:27 pm ]
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Weird. OK, March + 3rd + I don't have A/C =

I beat a banana because it was hot and I was nervous.

...

On a totally unrelated note, I'd like to go back in time and "convince" Sigmund Freud to take up chocolate making or some other harmless profession.

Also unrelated, I need to make a YTMND of Yakko Warner saying "Good night everybody!"
Author:  Beaums [ Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:28 pm ]
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"I'm passionated by my dog because I wanted."

That... doesn't even make sense... It's basically true though. I do love my dog. :mrgreen:
Author:  The Noid [ Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:37 pm ]
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I'm going to do one on my fake characters:

Jeffrak(Jeffy) Quincey Perry:

I scheduled a compromise a soccer ball because it was hot and I was nervous.

Ruthbert T. Mime:

Me saw(born in thirteenth month, Febtoberary) a llama because I was drugged/drunk/the voices ordered me(multicolor)

Oswald The Shoulder Demon

I killed a ganster because it was hot and I was nervous.

Dr. Pugglesteins

I sang to plush bear because I was drugged.

Fun.
Author:  Peter222 [ Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:38 pm ]
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I gave my phone t my computer because I can't control myself.
Author:  Teh Ch8t [ Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:41 pm ]
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I shot a pickles because I hate myself.

Aww, man, I LOVED those Rugrats, too. :p
Author:  Saturn [ Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:50 pm ]
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"I kissed a gangster because I'm naked."

Sounds like your average rap lyric, lol.
Author:  The Snork [ Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:55 pm ]
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I scheduled a compromise myself because I hate myself.

At least I wasn't born in June.
Author:  Acekirby [ Tue Sep 05, 2006 10:56 pm ]
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"I kissed myself because I wanted."

...What?
Author:  DESTROY US ALL! [ Tue Sep 05, 2006 11:07 pm ]
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The Noid wrote:
I sang to plush bear because I was drugged.
Fun.

hah that's my birthday, but mine ends in because I was drunk.
Funny that turned out to be drugged. april 0th. 4/20. Anyone getting it?
Author:  AwPi [ Tue Sep 05, 2006 11:14 pm ]
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I ate a llama because I couldn't control myself. Hehe! :p
Author:  Chekt [ Tue Sep 05, 2006 11:16 pm ]
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I gave my phone to a book because I was drunk.

o_O

I didn't know that...
Author:  DS_Kid [ Tue Sep 05, 2006 11:29 pm ]
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I hugged a llama because the voices ordered me.


...alrighty... Image
Author:  Marshmallow Roast [ Wed Sep 06, 2006 12:03 am ]
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I sang to my science teacher because I can't control myself.

...

This gives me ideas. D:
Author:  Speckeldorf [ Wed Sep 06, 2006 12:21 am ]
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I gave my phone to my father because I was drunk...

(?)
Author:  Ju Ju Master [ Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:16 am ]
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I beat a pickles, I don't know.

Interesting...
Author:  Color Printer [ Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:25 am ]
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I shot a llama because I wanted.

*cries*
Author:  Join The Homestarmy [ Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:35 am ]
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I shot plush bear because I couldn't control myself.


Poor plush bear. I'm sorry!!!!! :((
Author:  Homerun Starrer [ Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:56 am ]
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DESTROY US ALL! wrote:
The Noid wrote:
I sang to plush bear because I was drugged.
Fun.

hah that's my birthday, but mine ends in because I was drunk.
Funny that turned out to be drugged. april 0th. 4/20. Anyone getting it?
Ba-dum-ksh!

I beat a coke because I can't control myself. :-|
Author:  Shopiom [ Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:04 am ]
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I sang to a psychologist because I can't control myself.
Author:  Einoo T. Spork [ Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:53 am ]
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I beat a pickle because I wanted.




BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA I'M AN EEEEVIL MASTERMIND!!!!!!!


O_o


Blargh.


Image
Author:  Exhibit A [ Wed Sep 06, 2006 3:42 am ]
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Mr.KISS wrote:
"I ate pickles because I'm gay."


...


!?

I ate pickles because I'm crazy.

OMG same birfday!
Author:  IantheGecko [ Wed Sep 06, 2006 3:44 am ]
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I married a DVD player because...I don't know.
Author:  Occasional JD [ Wed Sep 06, 2006 6:56 am ]
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I shot myself becuase someone offered me $1,000,000.

Smart move, JD...
Author:  The Cup of Coffee [ Wed Sep 06, 2006 8:51 am ]
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I ate my stockings cause I wanted.

?????
Author:  Neurario [ Wed Sep 06, 2006 10:31 am ]
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Occasional JD wrote:
I shot myself becuase someone offered me $1,000,000.

Smart move, JD...

Yep, very smart. XDDD
Author:  just a username [ Wed Sep 06, 2006 11:48 am ]
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I married with the girlfriend from my best friend because I was drugged.

And I did that when I was still in high school XD
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