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 Post subject: Lame Boxes
PostPosted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 2:50 am 
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I'm sure we've all seen how some products say really, really, really, reeeeeaaaaally stupid things on their packaging that just make ya lawl. This is the place to post 'em. HOWEVER, the line you post has to be even dumber than the line the person above you posted. Post the line and where you found it. I don't think it needs any examples.

The wackjobs who made the box for Metal Slug 1st Mission wrote:
Jump! Fire! Evade! The only choice in real video game action is here!!!


Note that they put the first three words in these weird starburst thingies.


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The Ikuraga Box wrote:
Our Frothing Demand for this game increases.

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This was on a package of BITE SIZED chocolate chip cookies with rainbow sprinkles.

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With chocolate in every bite!


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On a matress warning tag:
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WARNING: Do not, under any circumstances, attempt to swallow.

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Neoguy wrote:
On a matress warning tag:
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WARNING: Do not, under any circumstances, attempt to swallow.

Lol. I've always wanted to eat a mattress. :p

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some stupid cactus label wrote:
warning! do not eat of lick. could result in serious injuries.


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How about this one, off of a ceiling fan duster?

"Turn off ceiling fan before using."

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Once I saw a cheap knock-off of Robin (Batman's sidekick), The name on it says: "SUPERHERO FIGHTING COMPANION"


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A Bag Of Peanuts wrote:
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Flat-iron wrote:
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