Neoguy wrote:
On a matress warning tag:
Quote:
WARNING: Do not, under any circumstances, attempt to swallow.
Lol. I've always wanted to eat a mattress.
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| Author: | Jimmie [ Sun Sep 10, 2006 2:50 am ] |
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I'm sure we've all seen how some products say really, really, really, reeeeeaaaaally stupid things on their packaging that just make ya lawl. This is the place to post 'em. HOWEVER, the line you post has to be even dumber than the line the person above you posted. Post the line and where you found it. I don't think it needs any examples. The wackjobs who made the box for Metal Slug 1st Mission wrote: Jump! Fire! Evade! The only choice in real video game action is here!!!
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| Author: | EveryoneLovesStevenRight? [ Sun Sep 10, 2006 3:03 am ] |
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Head on! Apply directly to your forehead! |
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| Author: | Neo [ Sun Sep 10, 2006 3:31 am ] |
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The Ikuraga Box wrote: Our Frothing Demand for this game increases.
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| Author: | Jimmie [ Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:53 pm ] |
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This was on a package of BITE SIZED chocolate chip cookies with rainbow sprinkles. Quote: With chocolate in every bite!
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| Author: | Neoguy [ Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:10 am ] |
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On a matress warning tag: Quote: WARNING: Do not, under any circumstances, attempt to swallow.
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| Author: | minib198 [ Tue Sep 12, 2006 2:50 am ] |
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Neoguy wrote: On a matress warning tag:
Quote: WARNING: Do not, under any circumstances, attempt to swallow. Lol. I've always wanted to eat a mattress.
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| Author: | ready for prime time [ Tue Sep 12, 2006 8:06 am ] |
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my all-time favourite. some stupid cactus label wrote: warning! do not eat of lick. could result in serious injuries.
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| Author: | The Zephyr Song [ Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:30 pm ] |
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How about this one, off of a ceiling fan duster? "Turn off ceiling fan before using." |
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| Author: | 20X6_chairscoot [ Fri Sep 29, 2006 11:22 am ] |
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Once I saw a cheap knock-off of Robin (Batman's sidekick), The name on it says: "SUPERHERO FIGHTING COMPANION" |
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| Author: | Shwoo [ Fri Sep 29, 2006 11:24 am ] |
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A Bag Of Peanuts wrote: May contain nuts
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| Author: | DukeNuke [ Fri Sep 29, 2006 12:18 pm ] |
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Flat-iron wrote: Do not iron the clothes while wearing them.
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