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Ha! The bunker a becomes a backward zone when entered on a pogo jet! You have to do say everything backwards now!

ho seon!!! ton eht rewop fo ssen-sdrawkcab!!!! *sevird ym eip etalp ot nezten dna sbarg eht llabnivlac*

hahahahahahahaum!!! won I sah the llabnivlac!! REAF EM!!!

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Fear of you has caused me to say my backwards words even more backwards than you were saying them (in compliance with subsection BOO paragraph SCARY of the "FEAR ME" rule), which has caused the directionality of my syntax to go in a complete circle. And thus, having gone in a complete circle without having moved at all, I win a 1000 verbal contortion points. And I didn't even have the Calvinball.

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llew, mre...... ecnis I tndid dnatsrednu tahw uoy tsuj dias, I teg eno noisufnoc stniop!!!

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:head explodes:

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In order to symbolize the explosion of Sarge's head, I throw the Calvinball towards the ceiling! It hits, thereby showcasing my extreme ower. It's over NIIIIINE THOUSAAAAAND!

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

But you were in a heavyweight zone and you have to use a 17 pound bowling ball as the calvinball, which fails to reach the celing. I am in the collection zone, meaning I get the 9000 that you failed to get! I spend 2000 to gain passage to the bonus wicket, allowing me to decline the next new rule!

But the next new rule is that I DON'T get to make the next new rule! HA! I have bypassed your bypassing of the next new rule! After accumulating 3000 Loophole Points, I hereby delcare that the next goal must be scored while the person is doing a cartwheel, or else it doesn't count!

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

:Gets a new head:
:tuck head under one arm:

Anyone know where the head reattachment zone is around here?

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I steal Sarge's head, charging the end zone with it! If I make it, I'll reactivate the Cheese Clause with the HEADCHEESE RULE! Oh noes! And you don't want to have to eat THAT, do you?

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

Even if you make it to the end zone, it won't matter because I've cleverly stacked my end zone on top of yours! Entering disguised endzones activates the Guy Incognito law: everyone has to wear a disguise.

*dresses up like a Mongol horde guy and runs around taking over land*

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ATTN: LOWER BOARD USERS HAVE MOVED TO ANOTHER FORUM. COME JOIN THE FUN!

:dresses up like the headless horseman:

Well, that was easy.

:fumbles around trying to find his head:

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Ha! But by taking over the world and establishing your empire, you fall into the BUERACRACY ZONE! Oh noes! Now you have to fill out these 80 forms and sign them if you want to pick up the Calvinball, and 80 more if you want to run with it! And seriously don't ask what happens if you want to score a goal!

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

That would be true, but we have no budget: so there's money to pay the civil servants. Therefore, there's nobody to carry out the work of the bureaucracy and you can safely ignore the BUERACRACY ZONE. However, this does mean that you and I are now in the HIGHER TAX ZONE. Which means that everyone must now give a quarter to the guy holding the Calvinball. (unless you want to ignore it, which you can do since there's no tax collectors to make you pay up).

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Luckily, you're not holding the ball! Only your HEAD! And since the word "captial" is directly related to the Latin word for "head," YOU must pay all the taxes! MWAHAHAHAHA!

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

Ah ha! You're standing in an etymology free zone, meaning its illegal for you to explain the roots of English words! You get sent out of the game until someone hits you in the head with their mallet three times, nonconsecutively.

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"It's not a matter of where he grips it. It's a simple matter of weight ratio!"

I wake up from the trance that I somehow mysteriously fell into...somehow.

Well, I guess I steal the calvinball and leave a pumpkin in it's place.

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Ah ha, but you just set the pumpkin on the left half of the Calvinball field, the "no-uncarved-pumpkins" zone. Now you have to carbe the pumpkin and pour the seeds and gunk inside all over your head while I gain posession of the Calvinball.

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"It's not a matter of where he grips it. It's a simple matter of weight ratio!"

HA! But your horrible spelling cancels the rule and you have to go spin on your head in the bad spelling zone.

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Ah-ha! But the Bad Spelling Zone also happens to fall in the upside down zone, which you triggered when you set down your dumb pumpkin. Now I have to spin right side up, and as everyone knows, spinning right side up 5 times automatically gains you posession of the Calvinball.

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"It's not a matter of where he grips it. It's a simple matter of weight ratio!"

But I'm holding the stick of slowness, meaning everyone else has to go veeeery slowly. Therefore, you can only spin once per post!! While you turn like molasas in January, I steal the calvinball.

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Fool! I have the dreaded Stick of Reversed Speed! The slow-down turns into a speed up! I swiftly snatch the flag, bonk you on the head with it, and kick the ball against a tree. Thirty-seven point five points!

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ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG

*winner of RAF9*

Ahh, but I have the Plush Dog of Tricks, which cancels all effects set into play by dog-related items. Of which the stick is one! So everyone is now slowed down again, except for me, because I have the plush dog! I run in and steal the Calvinball!

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

I revive an old forum game that was awesome! A MILLION POINTS TO ME! A MILLION POINTS, I SAY!

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?

But since nobody was here when you revived it, you must pay a toll to take one step. Do not collect 200 when you pass go.

So I get equal to your points, and your points is subtracted by one after the points were equaled.

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You get a Confusion bonus!! +300! But unfortunately you get a -700 and a pizza for going against Thoreu, who said "simplify simplify"

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That happened during Anti-Ball time! And according to Isaac Asimov's first law; 'A robot must make their master a bologna sandwich during Anti-Ball time.' Whilst the second one said 'The Human must make bologna sandwich during Anti-Ball time' which contradicts the first law. The two laws will, of course, cancel each other and form a black hole which cancels order. When 'small' is 'big' and 'good' is 'bad', I don't have the ball, which means I HAVE the ball.

I will go eat my bologna sandwich now.

But I have the Physics Knowledge of Smartness, which allows me to avoid you black hole by staying out of it's event horizon! Also, now the robots have to make everyone sandwiches! The field becomes a Robot Waiter Zone of Dangerousness!

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You look like you need a hug.
*hug*
There, now don't you feel better?

Aha! I play my Rude Customer Card! Now ignorant of all common curtousy, I barge my way straight to the scoring zone! Eleventeen Team pulls ahead!

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Eleventeen Team is fizzed out of the way by The Magnificent √-7 Team! Your fake imaginary numbers will be no match for us!

Also, we happened to be in a No-Fizzing Zone. Meaning that whatever just happened was completely invalidated! CHINESE WIN!

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