Calvinball

Sbemailman · **Posted:** Thu Apr 19, 2007 11:42 pm

I push you over and push your random objects on top of you.

Then I take the Calvinball and run away giggling.

netzen · **Posted:** Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:25 am

DUN DUN DUUUUUUN.

Oh no! It's the forboding music of plot twists!!! I reveal myself to acctually be Ian Grufford in a polo uniform! Everyone must now throw in a plot twist.

As a side note, my polo outfit overrides DOOM mode, so instead of bad graphics we're on a polo feild.

I ride my steed and hit the calvinball out of sbemailmans hands! It goes in the general direction of my goal! TACOS!

Dacheet15 · **Posted:** Sat Apr 21, 2007 2:46 pm

But your in the hamburger zone! You must use your horse to make hamburgers for all of us. I'm hungry... :kot:

I take the ball and climb into a tree inside the Relentless Forest of Untimate DOOM! Whoever enters has delayed hand-eye-cordnation! But me!

buhubs · **Posted:** Sat Apr 21, 2007 2:56 pm

I fly a helicopter over this such forest and drop in a magnet which attracts Dacheet 15, I land the helicopter into the unthinkable bog swipe the ball out of his hands and throw him off a cliff nearby.

I run for the safety zone and shout "LULU HAD A PUG WHICH WAS INSAAANE!1"

Sbemailman · **Posted:** Sat Apr 21, 2007 5:18 pm

I throw Lulu at you which means you have to give me the Calvinball!

I now have 7A points!

The Snork · **Posted:** Sun Apr 22, 2007 1:34 am

Lulu's family sues Sbemailman for the injuries induced! For some reason, the Calvinball is split into 26 parts and evenly distributed around the field! Whoever reassembles it first wins three intangible medals of valor.

mew4ever23 · **Posted:** Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:29 am

I descover the gem of ball atraction. It acts as a magnet and binder for all pieces of the calvinball. I get the calvinball and three intangible medals of valor.

StrongVlad · **Posted:** Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:22 pm

Then I steal them with my super powers of teleknockingpeopleinthehead and run off to trade them for a few dollars, with which to buy Gatorade. I pour it over the head of the current ball-holder, causing them to think the game is over! I steals the ball! Now I'm in the 'Do An Obnoxious Dance' zone!
*Ooh hah hoochie goochie boom boom jellybeans i rule you stink*
...and now I stumble into the Limozeen-a-thon area, turning the ball into noodles! Now who do I feed it to?...
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Dacheet15 · **Posted:** Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:31 pm

I join the game and shoplift from the power store!

***Shoplifting... Please wait...***
***Success!***

I now have gravitational, levitating, psychic, and time distortion powers!

SV, Thats not the real ball, its a plaster replica of a Calvin Ball. I have the real one! I climb up to the sky forgetting my levitating powers!

That Cinnamon Thing · **Posted:** Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:54 pm

[quote="Inverse Tiger"]We are in an open field on the edge of a wooded area

We have all the stuff Calvin and Hobbes had:
*flags
*a croquet set (mallets, wickets and goals)
*volleyballs and soccer balls
*badminton rackets and birds
*balloons that could become water balloons
*buckets
*little numbered cards on sticks placed around randomly
*a hobby horse
*giant burlap sacks
*stuff we make up (within reason.. if things start getting too weird I'll pull us back from the brink)

The objective:
Using the equipment above, try to do things that make it look like you're "winning" (like having a flag, or running with a ball to the other end of the field, or hitting a croquet ball around or whatever). While someone's doing that, try to stop them by pegging them with the Calvinball or getting them to do something mildly humiliating, even though it's impossible to win or even score.

The Permanent Rules:
1. Rules are made up as you go by the player (or players) with a ball or some other instrument of humiliation
2. No rule may be used twice
3. Nobody questions the masks (just.. imagine we're wearing the masks)

Kinds of moves:
*Getting and using something
*Doing a specific action/making something
*Making a new rule
*Responding to a new rule aimed at you

Responding to a new rule:
*You need to think of a reason why a new rule aimed at you doesn't work. Your opponent gets to say why your reason is wrong. The first person who can't think of an original retort has to do what the other player says. Seriously, if you have trouble making up a retort, just give in and do what the other person says.
*If you can find proof that their rule or argument has been used before at any point, you automatically gain the upper hand.
(the next two are formalities, only used to resolve disputes:)
*If you don't respond before 3 other people move, the other person gets their way & you have to do that thing they say in the next post
*If another 3 people post and you haven't done that thing, the other person can move on to do other things.

I'll resolve any disputes.

Sorry if all this seems really complicated for a game that's supposed to be really simple. It's hard to adapt this to a forum game!
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[quote]Just thought that might help.

IantheGecko · **Posted:** Fri Jul 06, 2007 11:25 pm

Anyone without a Furry Helmet relinquishes their points to those with the Furry Helmets. I'm the only one with a Furry Helmet, so I get all the points.

Me=Oogy^3.

Everyone else=Negative infinity.

mew4ever23 · **Posted:** Sun Jul 08, 2007 3:50 pm

Sorry IantheGecko, but this is a no fur Zone, so we get score reversal. so now it's:
IantheGecko: Negitive infinity
Everyone else: Oogy^3

Because Ian has the only fur on the field.

That Cinnamon Thing · **Posted:** Mon Jul 09, 2007 12:02 am

I take the calvinball.

I swallow it, so no one can have it exept me, and I walk to my goal.

I win.

Cleverdan · **Posted:** Mon Jul 09, 2007 12:59 am

I hit your stomach with the croquet mallet, you regurgitate the ball. Anyone who steps in a drop of barf on the ground looses 1200 points and a wicket!

That Cinnamon Thing · **Posted:** Mon Jul 09, 2007 6:08 am

Cleverdan wrote:

I hit your stomach with the croquet mallet, you regurgitate the ball. Anyone who steps in a drop of barf on the ground looses 1200 points and a wicket!

This angers me.

I take the calvinball, rip it into shreds, burries all of the miniscule single-shreds into the earth(different sides of it), and I ka-me-ha-me-ha the crap outta CD.

...Don't mess with me.

Rocoramore · **Posted:** Mon Jul 09, 2007 1:50 pm

Yeah, but you were in the boomerang zone, so the ball ripped YOU to shreds!

I take the ball and grab the baby sitter flag.

The Snork · **Posted:** Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:34 pm

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Cleverdan · **Posted:** Mon Jul 09, 2007 3:56 pm

No! I never caught this fad because I was gone and its over! No!

*ahem*

The ka-me-ah-me-ha bounced off of me because I was in the reflector zone. I jump to wicket 6!

The Snork · **Posted:** Mon Jul 09, 2007 5:26 pm

That wasn't the code used in the fad. Thusly, I declare Wicket 6 to be a Peter Boyle zone.

sci-fi greg · **Joined:** Tue Jul 25, 2006 4:02 pm **Posts:** 1347

Aha! But I have discovered the Ring of 1000 Raymonds! They annoy Peter to death, and wicket 6 is now a Raymond zone.

That Cinnamon Thing · **Posted:** Mon Jul 09, 2007 8:25 pm

I am in the NUETRAL ZONE where nothing at all can happen. If anyone touches the nuetral zone, they will become calm, and happily give me their flag, and calvinball. Which, the poster above me, happens to have.

So, I will stand here, in the Neutral zone, where nothing can effect me. Ever.

If anyone tries any crap, the calvinball will spontaneously combust.

Like, you were in the boomerang zone, opposite zone, or any other zone, that's crap.

Ah, who am I kidding, I'm in the commit suicide zone.

I am now out of the game, but I will take THE NEXT POSTER WITH ME HA HA HA!!

sci-fi greg · **Joined:** Tue Jul 25, 2006 4:02 pm **Posts:** 1347

Ha ha, but I am in the suicide hotline universe, which pulls me back in. You dead, me not. Me have calvinball.

sci-fi greg · **Joined:** Tue Jul 25, 2006 4:02 pm **Posts:** 1347

Aha, but I accidently fell into the clone zone, so now my clone is making this post, and my clone takes the calvin ball. Although, he is a weakling, and I steal it back.

The Noid · **Posted:** Mon Jul 23, 2007 12:21 am

I delcare this zone a punch zone. I punch you and steal thr Calvinball. Then I run off to my house and sell it on Amazon.

That Cinnamon Thing · **Posted:** Mon Jul 23, 2007 1:41 am

Turns out I was the buyer. FOOL!

I win.

mew4ever23 · **Posted:** Fri Jul 27, 2007 8:05 am

I'm hungry. *goes and gets a taco* I push the strange red button on the side of the taco. And the taco starts changing? OMG, Secret Taco Nazi! (Goodwins Law Rules.) The STN (Secret taco Nazi) steals the Calvinball, gives it to me and flees. I score 50 N points and obtain the internet flag.

kerrek_slaya · **Posted:** Mon Jul 30, 2007 4:01 pm

Unbeknownst to you, your STN was in the Taco Bell zone, where he was destroyed by rats and E. Coli! I wrestle control of SUPERWiCKET 16.

mew4ever23 · **Posted:** Thu Aug 02, 2007 5:24 am

(nice one. i take it you don't like taco bell?)

The field is currently a non super zone and WiCKET 16, when not super, sets the score of the person who controls it to Zoogy.

STupendous7 · **Posted:** Thu Aug 02, 2007 2:19 pm

But I throw the mallet at the wicket, thus rendering you and the person who is nearest incapable of doing anything, and I grab the ball and go up the tree.

20X6_chairscoot · **Posted:** Sun Aug 05, 2007 6:16 am

The tree was in a Tree-timer play, which triggered a forward reaction to rule number 12 paragraph 3 in the Great Big Book of American Calvinball, which means I can call out a Reverse Tree-line run, which means everyone playing cannot move until I get the ball. I get the ball and went to the Cheese-log zone.

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