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...You're scared of getting rid of your computer in case it comes back to kidnap the one you get after that.

Continue!

...When you start wearing a wrestling mask everytime you check your email.

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when you visit a homestar fan forum.

When you sing email raps whenever you check your email.

When you COMBOLATIONS say random Homestar BUTTDANCE BUTTDANCE quotes every WHY YOU LAZY CRAP FOR CRAP chance you HUSHPUPPIES get even if it makes your NO PROBALO post/conversation NEVERENDING MOUNTAIN DEW sound TSOND weird.

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collect package; save adorable cat; you're really gullible.

When you say "excardon me" and say "baleeted!" instead of "excuse me" and "okay, that's deleted".

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You know you've watched too much Homestar Runner when:

-You catch yourself talking like one of the characters.

-You come up with D&D stats for Trogdor, the Kerrek, and/or the Jhonka.

-When you're playing a fighting game in the arcade and someone steps up to play against you, you say "Are you asking for a CHALLENGE?!" in your best Stinkoman voice.

-You've ever tried making Grumblecakes.

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"Japanese cartoons are weird, man! Though I may be on to something with that blue hair."

- When you're working on a game and plan to use H*R quotes as cheat codes.
- When you make someone say "Egg is not a fruit!".

When you know about every single Easter egg in the whole site.

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- You've ever made (and eaten) a Sblounschked! bar and followed SB's recipe as closely as is physically possible on Earth (including the pepperonis and whole tiny bowls of puffed rice cereal, somehow, and made it into a pants shape)

- You employ a Poopsmith

- You swallow a bug; the world nearly ends.

- You dress up as pop culture icons from the 80s and 90s for Halloween with 11 of your friends (or...11 people that you paid to dress up that way with you)

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get LOST

Beh... I've gotten pretty darn close.

Anyway, since I've actually done half of the above, I have nothing else to add.

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When you make a Homestar-Related Costume, In which I have(Pictures soon to come)

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When you actually try to break the record of putting nine pieces of gum on your face while singing the "I'm Just Me" song, hopping on one foot.

-Your thoughts start to be in a character's voice. Bonus points if it's because you've been watching too much Homestar Runner commentary.

-You start to talk more like your favourite characters.

-You have about seven billion ideas for Homestar Runner fanfiction.

-You start to sing songs from the cartoons without realising it.

-You often try to figure out some of the underlying mysteries of the Homestar Runner universe.

Later I'll think of some things that I haven't actually done.

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"Explain to me how drowning them would not ruin their date."

semi-related comment:
I say "Saints be pwaised!" whenever possible and it just absolutely cracks my mom up.

anyway semi-toastpaint.

- You start referring to your local quickie mart as Bubs's
- You start referring to your local quickie mart cashier as Bubs and have actually addressed them this way
- You have discovered (and christened) an approximate real-life equal to Strongbadia
- You've got your own Strongbadia complete with white fence, tire, cinder block, stop sign (with population message) and General Tso's Chicken lying around, plus the latest in bear-shark security technology

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get LOST

....when you know what a hushpuppie is.

That doesn't make much sense. What do hushpuppies have to do with H*R other than being mentioned in the pevious email?

It's like, saying that you watch too much Homestar Runner if you know what a tape player, or yellow paint is. Some other things that have been mentioned in H*R.

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When you make a website about it showing every little detail of a cartoon that isn't even that big of a deal.

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*cough*

I was kidding! Please don't hurt me!

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1.you make a topic like this(had to get that out of the way)
2.you can quote from memory every thing Homsar has ever said(yup)
3.you can sound like most of the male chars(guilty)
4.you are spending your long weekend changing the script to Star Wars episode 4 into H*R chars and intend to do all 6
5.you got Godzilla confused with King Bubsgonzola Supreme on movie night(got wierd stares when I said "who wants to watch King Bubsgnzol...Godzilla )

now you try

Hey. There's a Forum Games section here. This seems more like a game than discussion.

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I agree with this statement. So away with thou, to thine forum games ye go!

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This seems familiar... I swear it's been posted before

Edit: Yeah, Sorry.

Thats me

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You know you watch too much H*R if you've developed a speech impediment or funny accent since you started watching it.

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... If you can sing the trogdor song on demand, without looking at the lyrics.

...You can fully recite the Death Metal email, and do so at the barest mention of death metal-or music in general. (that's me)
...You try to figure out the politics of Peasantry
...Any other text adventure you play pales in comparison to Dungeonman (except 2 and 3)

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I could use some salve.