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Author:  movie magic man [ Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:16 am ]
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>get TARANCHULA BLACK METAL DETECTOR WITH SHOVEL ATTACHMENT_

Edit: 50th Post. Woot. (How did I get to 50 in three days?)

Author:  Strong Vader [ Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:21 am ]
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BWA HA HA HA HA HA! Didst thou really think-ha ha ha ha-that therest wouldst be a Taranchula Black Metal Detector and Shovel Attachment in the Middle Ages? To be fair, we'll let you have a LODESTONE and TROWEL.

Author:  movie magic man [ Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:33 am ]
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> get LODESTONE and TROWEL and head north.

Author:  Strong Vader [ Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:37 am ]
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Ye pickest up ye LODESTONE and TROWEL and headest NORTH. Thou hast entered a cottage. There is a JHONKA sitting on a chair, smoking a pipe. Ye coughest from all of the tobacco smoke. There is GOLD on the floor. Obvious exits are SOUTH.

Author:  movie magic man [ Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:48 am ]
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Get Ye flask gold

Author:  Strong Vader [ Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:50 am ]
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Ye attempts to get ye gold, but the JHONKA growls at you. What wouldst thou deau?

Author:  movie magic man [ Tue Aug 04, 2009 1:08 am ]
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>Check ye inventory_


:-| seriously... what's in it?

Author:  Strong Vader [ Tue Aug 04, 2009 1:13 am ]
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Ye havest a SWORD, a BABY NAMED THROW ME, a COIN, and A LODESTONE & TROWEL.

Author:  movie magic man [ Tue Aug 04, 2009 2:05 am ]
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>talk to JHONKA_

JHONKA mutters something under his breath about a TROWEL.

Author:  Strong Vader [ Tue Aug 04, 2009 3:52 am ]
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>Give TROWEL to JHONKA_

The JHONKA starteth jump-eth-ing up and down, hysterically pointing at the TROWEL. Something telleth you that this may not be-eth a great idea.

Author:  Nick A [ Tue Aug 04, 2009 8:07 am ]
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Throw baby

Author:  movie magic man [ Tue Aug 04, 2009 2:22 pm ]
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>Make the bad typing go away, mommy!_

Author:  Strong Vader [ Tue Aug 04, 2009 7:42 pm ]
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Ye are still in the JHONKA's cottage. There is GOLD on the floor. Ye hast a a BABY, SWORD, COIN, and TROWEL & LODESTONE. Obvious exits are: SOUTH. What wouldst thou deau?

Author:  Nick A [ Tue Aug 04, 2009 8:02 pm ]
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Go South

Author:  Strong Vader [ Tue Aug 04, 2009 8:18 pm ]
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Ye goeth SOUTH. There is nothing. Obvious exits are NORTH and SOUTH-SOUTH-EAST. What wouldst thou deau?

Author:  Coach z's cool [ Tue Aug 04, 2009 11:43 pm ]
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>swallow sword

Author:  Strong Vader [ Tue Aug 04, 2009 11:50 pm ]
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Ye attempts to swallow thy sword, but thou upchucketh all over the ground because your gag reflex is too strong. Eth. And thou spots your tonsils in there, too.

>help_

Legitimate Commands:
LOOK something
GET something
TAKE something
TALK somebody
USE something
USE something on somebody

What wouldst thou deau?

Author:  Coach z's cool [ Wed Aug 05, 2009 12:22 am ]
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>talk to baby

Author:  Strong Vader [ Wed Aug 05, 2009 12:39 am ]
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Ye talketh to thy baby. It burpeth. What wouldst thou deau? Type "help" or "hint" if thou needest it.

Author:  movie magic man [ Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:39 am ]
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>go SOUTH-SOUTH EAST_

Author:  Strong Vader [ Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:47 am ]
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Thou art at a CROSSROADS. Obvious exits are EAST, NORTH-NORTH-WEST, and BOBBY. What wouldst thou deau?

Author:  Strong Vader [ Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:30 am ]
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Oh, yeah. Another legitimate command(s)
ATTACK someone with something
KILL someone with something

Author:  Mr.Diskette [ Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:35 am ]
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>Go Bobby

Author:  Strong Vader [ Wed Aug 05, 2009 5:07 am ]
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Ye spyeth DEAD BOBBY on the ground, who has a BIG KNIFE. Obvious exits are: NOT BOBBY and SOUTH-WEST-SOUTH. What wouldst thou deau?

Author:  Homestone Wrecker [ Wed Aug 05, 2009 5:25 am ]
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>Get BIG KNIFE_

Author:  Strong Vader [ Wed Aug 05, 2009 5:33 am ]
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I've said it before; 'tis super glued to his body. Type "help" or "hint" if thou are in needs of it.

Author:  Homestone Wrecker [ Wed Aug 05, 2009 5:52 am ]
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>Inventory_

Author:  Strong Vader [ Wed Aug 05, 2009 6:01 am ]
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Ye havest a SWORD, a BABY NAMED THROW ME, a BRONZE COIN, and a LODESTONE & TROWEL.

Author:  Homestone Wrecker [ Wed Aug 05, 2009 6:14 am ]
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>Use YE SWORD to get BIG KNIFE by CUTTING OFF BOBBY'S HAND with it_

Brutal. I know.

Author:  Strong Vader [ Wed Aug 05, 2009 6:15 am ]
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Success! Thou succeedest in taking the BIG KNIFE from BOBBY. {Two-bit music plays}. Obvious exits are: NOT BOBBY and SOUTH-WEST-SOUTH. What wouldst thou deau?

(Finally! I thought NO ONE would figure that out!)

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