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I wanna be in a post-hardcore band.

I'd love to be a DJ.

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I wanna be a mage.... ician... a mageician.... I mean..

I'm cool!

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Will be on and off the forum for a while!

I'm going to be President, yo.

No srsly, I will be a politician, philosopher, or some job that will ultimately have me in a textbook. That's my goal in life, to be in the History books either as a maniacal dictator, a revolutionary thinker, the next good President, or the dude to write the Great American Novel.

I'm going to be one of those.

BELIEVE IT!

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First you have to shut up and go to school though.

Lol, that thread.

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If my mom would let me lead my own education I wouldn't have. Those ivy league colleges practically beg for homeschooled kids to attend.

Let's get back on topic... I want to have a job that pays money.

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I also would like a job that has something to fuel the "creativity" I have, I guess. Like cartoonist or something.

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I feel as if I could be on either side, a job that values creativity or one that values logic. I know I have enough of both.

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If I were any less polite, I would say "i lol'd". But I'm a gentleman, so I'll just nod in agreement.

I lol'd at Zeno.

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My dream job?

Da-duh-da Da-duh-Da

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Why must you bring up the old me?

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Because those are some of the most outrageous horrid things I've (and other people) have heard and it's become a sort of running-joke.

Just a guess though.

Bak on topicks though.

Also, I think I found the use of rule one in that thread. Ha.

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So I would like to be President or write the Great American Novel. I might could be a journalist too.

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President would be a good career candidate if it wasn't for the fact that you can get shot by anybody any day of tha week.

Guaratee I'd hide in the Oval Office with the blinds down, hah.

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Bush hasn't got shot, are you sure it's that easy?

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Yeah but there was a pretty easy assassination attempt on him (the grenade).

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BUSH: Hur, hur! Stupid Soviets never could make a good grenade. Hur, Hur.

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Is it sad that now I actually wanted Regan to die now so Bush would've been killed by that grenade? I mean, come on. Regan was at least decent in my book.

But yeah, I should really get back to work on my comics.

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Well, my top goal is probably to be a successful musician.
After that, my next highest aspiration would be to work with Apple.

If neither of those work out, I choose suicide.

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WHY DIDN't I THINK OF THAT!
That'll be my 4th idea.

*three jobs turned down later*

Told ya it'd come in handy for me.

You could take this guy's job.

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I want to be an author. Why? I like writing (my imagination would explode otherwise) and if I'm an author, I don't really need to bother with the outside world if I don't want to.
Failing that... something. I dunno. Something not involving too many people, or a strict routine.

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The MS DOS of social situations...

Prostate exams all around!

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Testing video games is a lot less fun then it sounds, or so I have read.

As for me, animator/game designer/graphic design

What do you mean? All you have to do is tell them to tighten up the graphics on level 9 and then laugh about how your mom said you'd never make a living playing video games.

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If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

"Just have to tighten the graphics a bit in level 3."

"LEVEL 3?! THIS GAME IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE OVER FORTY LEVELS? WHO THE HECK WOULD BUY A GAME WITH ONLY 3 LEVELS?!"

"...Nintendo fans?"

"YOU'RE FIRED!"

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That made me laugh much harder than it should have.

But yeah, video game testing is less fun than it sounds.

I myself actually would like to go into something involving either writing, video game design, or something along those lines.

I also wouldn't mind being a second second assistant space whale scrubber.

Now that I think about it, one of those people who sits in a cubicle all day helping people with no brains over the phone would be fun. I could remember all the worst, and write stories featuring them that I could eat.

Or I'd want to just visit lots of landmarks and be in the background of souvenier photos, pretend I have panic attacks if I don't get a copy of every photo featuring me, and sue people who don't give me copies, then make millions.

Another is the boss of a company. I'd make millions, then go all mean on the employees, have them pay me MORE millions to leave, then I buy out another company or work there and they make me boss due to my old experience, and repeat a few times, charging more and being worse each time. Then I'd legally buy Hayley Williams as my wife. If you don't know why I'd want her to be my wife, then you've never seen a picture of her.

Screw Bioengineering, I change mine to stand-up comedian.

Actually, you have to be incredibly intense in observing everything when you're testing. Like, you have to look for even the slightest glitch in the game and scrutinize every detail.

I'd rather make the games.

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