Which Member Would You Eat If We Were Stuck On A Desert Isle

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Wed Jan 30, 2008 5:16 am

Well, first things first, I would pin the blame as to why we were all on the desert island on one person, and claim that to right the wrong we were dealt, that we'd have to eat the one who we blamed for the problem.

After that is done, We take the most potent females(Mandy, ChickenLeg, Ninti, Chekot, Chekt) and force them to breed in order to make more food for us, which would be harvested and a small portion given to the nubs that came along with us.

Next, we would get a [omitted] (BTG{If we didn't already eat him}, kef, or Ace) to convince the UBers that in order to make life easier for the whole forum, that they'd have to harvest the fruits and grains of the island. They, knowing that they're talking to mods or BTG, will blindingly accept their work.

The senior members are the ones who will come up with the ideas for increasing our food supply, as well as ways to make the UB's think that things are getting better, and that soon we will prosper enough to leave the island.

Then, we plan to build a boat. We get the UB's to gather wood, bark, and things to make lashings with so they can begin construction of our boat. Food/ground up fetus' of the potent women will be halfed to the UB's and doubled to the UB's, and the LB's will be convinced that their hard labor is whats making their food rations seem smaller.

The boat gets built, and we send someone (BTG) off to go for help.

When he comes back, on a better boat, after selling some of the children that we saved for population to the black market, we begin to manufacture a product that the people on the mainland needs/wants. Instead of moving off of the island, and promising freedom, we keep telling the UB's that we'll be able to afford a bigger boat soon so that we can get everyone off the island at once, and that their labor and our strategy's and plans will help us in the long run.

We supply the black market with moar babies, and proceed to build a solar powered generator. We will get the new generation of UB's to build the LB's big condominiums, and sell some of said condos to some business men on the mainlands who want a nice ocean-view apartment.

By then, we should be richer and more fatter than ever before.

TL;DR I'd eat Ace.

Edit by Jesty: derk derk derp ber burp ber berp

Ninti · **Joined:** Sat Nov 12, 2005 5:35 pm **Posts:** 3094

Your plan reminds me vaguely of Animal Farm...
Well except for the making of babies for food of course.

this-guy · **Posted:** Wed Jan 30, 2008 9:41 am

Uh…

I can't find anyone that I would eat.

The Noid · **Posted:** Wed Jan 30, 2008 3:18 pm

I think that Kef might have a cream filling.

STupendous7 · **Posted:** Wed Jan 30, 2008 3:29 pm

Er...I wouldn't eat anybody. I would go fishing instead. It's better than eating any of you guys.

Einoo T. Spork · **Posted:** Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:54 am

The Noid wrote:

I think that Kef might have a cream filling.

Uh...

...Ew.

As for me, probably Ian. I prefer the lean-cut.

Homerun Starrer · **Posted:** Thu Jan 31, 2008 2:27 am

The Noid wrote:

I think that Kef might have a cream filling.

Kinky.

The Great Clapper · **Posted:** Sat Feb 02, 2008 9:18 pm

Come to think if it, if we are able to fish, I would probably just build a boat out of the palm trees we have nearby, build paddles as well, and oar my way to civilization.

AbuGrape45 · **Posted:** Sat Feb 02, 2008 9:23 pm

Answer the question, man.

Rusty · **Posted:** Sat Feb 02, 2008 9:25 pm

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:

Well, first things first, I would pin the blame as to why we were all on the desert island on one person, and claim that to right the wrong we were dealt, that we'd have to eat the one who we blamed for the problem.

After that is done, We take the most potent females(Mandy, ChickenLeg, Ninti, Chekot, Chekt) and force them to breed in order to make more food for us, which would be harvested and a small portion given to the nubs that came along with us.

Next, we would get a cunning linguist(BTG{If we didn't already eat him}, kef, or Ace) to convince the UBers that in order to make life easier for the whole forum, that they'd have to harvest the fruits and grains of the island. They, knowing that they're talking to mods or BTG, will blindingly accept their work.

The senior members are the ones who will come up with the ideas for increasing our food supply, as well as ways to make the UB's think that things are getting better, and that soon we will prosper enough to leave the island.

Then, we plan to build a boat. We get the UB's to gather wood, bark, and things to make lashings with so they can begin construction of our boat. Food/ground up fetus' of the potent women will be halfed to the UB's and doubled to the UB's, and the LB's will be convinced that their hard labor is whats making their food rations seem smaller.

The boat gets built, and we send someone (BTG) off to go for help.

When he comes back, on a better boat, after selling some of the children that we saved for population to the black market, we begin to manufacture a product that the people on the mainland needs/wants. Instead of moving off of the island, and promising freedom, we keep telling the UB's that we'll be able to afford a bigger boat soon so that we can get everyone off the island at once, and that their labor and our strategy's and plans will help us in the long run.

We supply the black market with moar babies, and proceed to build a solar powered generator. We will get the new generation of UB's to build the LB's big condominiums, and sell some of said condos to some business men on the mainlands who want a nice ocean-view apartment.

By then, we should be richer and more fatter than ever before.

TL;DR I'd eat Ace.

YES

Me and my friend were talking about us and 8 of our friends getting stranded, and our plan was kind of similar to the beginning of yours - forced breeding and eating the children.

The Great Clapper · **Posted:** Tue Feb 05, 2008 11:54 pm

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:

Well, first things first, I would pin the blame as to why we were all on the desert island on one person, and claim that to right the wrong we were dealt, that we'd have to eat the one who we blamed for the problem.

I think that would have to be Mike considering he's the one who made the thread.

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Wed Feb 06, 2008 1:48 am

The Great Clapper wrote:

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:

Well, first things first, I would pin the blame as to why we were all on the desert island on one person, and claim that to right the wrong we were dealt, that we'd have to eat the one who we blamed for the problem.

I think that would have to be Mike considering he's the one who made the thread.

YOU GOT US ON THIS ISLAND!

The Great Clapper · **Posted:** Wed Feb 06, 2008 2:26 am

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:

The Great Clapper wrote:

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:

Well, first things first, I would pin the blame as to why we were all on the desert island on one person, and claim that to right the wrong we were dealt, that we'd have to eat the one who we blamed for the problem.

I think that would have to be Mike considering he's the one who made the thread.

YOU GOT US ON THIS ISLAND!

I'm willing to hold a court thread to fight against this outrageous claim.

I need a lawyer as well, anyone up to it?

MikeMcG · **Posted:** Wed Feb 06, 2008 5:06 am

I'm pretty sure Clapper got us on this island. We were on a plane and he insisted on telling the pilot about how he got the clap and put the pilot into a state of permanent disgust. Unfortunately none of us can fly a plane so the plane crash landed on the island.

Rusty · **Posted:** Wed Feb 06, 2008 5:09 am

MikeMcG wrote:

I'm pretty sure Clapper got us on this island. We were on a plane and he insisted on telling the pilot about how he got the clap

AAAAAAAHHHhad to stop reading there. That was funny, dude,he ha hAHH

ha ha, hoo, okay, moving on.

Quote:

and put the pilot into a state of permanent disgust. Unfortunately none of us can fly a plane so the plane crash landed on the island.

this is starting to get epic.

I CALL DIBS ON FORUM FIC. I'M TOTALLY DOING IT AND NONE OF YOU CAN STOP ME

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Wed Feb 06, 2008 5:50 am

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:

Edit by Jesty: there will be no sexual puns on THIS forum thank you very much!

[omitted]

MikeMcG · **Posted:** Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:24 am

Rusty wrote:

MikeMcG wrote:

I'm pretty sure Clapper got us on this island. We were on a plane and he insisted on telling the pilot about how he got the clap

AAAAAAAHHHhad to stop reading there. That was funny, dude,he ha hAHH

ha ha, hoo, okay, moving on.

I know, right? First because it's a gross venereal disease and because his name is The Great Clapper.

furrykef · **Posted:** Wed Feb 06, 2008 8:34 am

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:

Edit by Jesty: there will be no sexual puns on THIS forum thank you very much!

M-M-M-M-MONSTER FAIL!

Dude. No. You take it back out this instant. Both in the original post and the one I'm replying to.

And if you don't understand how it's a vulgar pun, Jesty's not the one who "monster fails" here.

Rocoramore · **Posted:** Wed Feb 06, 2008 8:46 pm

Heh, I get it.

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Wed Feb 06, 2008 8:53 pm

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:

The boat gets built, and we send someone (BTG) off to go for help.

You do know that if you send me out, I'm just going to leave you all there right?

Bugkiss · **Joined:** Mon Aug 29, 2005 4:05 pm **Posts:** 2226

Rusty wrote:

I CALL DIBS ON FORUM FIC.

Disk's first forumfic was a bunch of people stranded on an island. Plagiarism much?

Acekirby · **Posted:** Wed Feb 06, 2008 9:53 pm

Who cares? Not only is it at least a year dead, but Disk left.

The Noid · **Posted:** Wed Feb 06, 2008 9:58 pm

MOD FIGHT

wait, you edited it out of your post

Acekirby · **Posted:** Wed Feb 06, 2008 10:06 pm

Do what now?

The Noid · **Posted:** Wed Feb 06, 2008 10:10 pm

I saw that post before you replaced it with "not only is it a year dead".

Acekirby · **Posted:** Wed Feb 06, 2008 10:12 pm

Cool, I guess.

Let's move on.

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest · **Posted:** Wed Feb 06, 2008 10:32 pm

Beyond the Grave wrote:

Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:

The boat gets built, and we send someone (BTG) off to go for help.

You do know that if you send me out, I'm just going to leave you all there right?

Thats why we'd eat you first.

Rusty · **Posted:** Thu Feb 07, 2008 12:32 am

Bugkiss wrote:

Disk's first forumfic was a bunch of people stranded on an island. Plagiarism much?

I remember this not.

Plus, mine wouldn't be about that. It would involve it. It would be about people eating each other.

The Great Clapper · **Posted:** Thu Feb 07, 2008 12:39 am

Why would we all eat each other?

Why couldn't we just eat that ham sitting right over there?

Ingiald · **Joined:** Thu Dec 27, 2007 12:39 am **Posts:** 307

The Great Clapper wrote:

Why would we all eat each other?

Why couldn't we just eat that ham sitting right over there?

Oh sure, go with the OBVIOUS choice. That's exactly what They would want! Sheesh, some people are so gullible. Wait! You're not one of Them, are you?!

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