Jesus christ, will you just shut the heck up?

HHFOV= Jesus?!?

.....And that folks, is why I no longer believe in God.

I don't believe in religion.

...Did this thread have a point?

I don't believe in religion.

...Did this thread have a point?

It's so Funk can tell us how cool he is.

I no longer believe in God or buddha. Just Kamen Rider

Does being flat-chested count as being manly? O_o

...go on.

...go on.

.....And that folks, is why I no longer believe in God.

.....And that folks, is why I no longer believe in God.

Captaining a raft of highschoolers down class three and four rapids. And I grew a beard.

AT THE SAME TIME.

Don't I look Angry... And Manly.

If I remember correctly, didn't Funk once create "himself" like that?

Give yourself an e-go stroking by posting about past fights you got into, and how much you can bench-press. Real manly stuff.

I for one try to avoid fights, but sometimes people do OMG INSANE stuff that pushes me over the edge. Like that kid who nearly hit me with a stick, whom I cut open the palm of (sers I have no idea how I cut his hand open) or that kid who threw a rubber at me who's pinky I broke. Or that emo kid who tried to push me so I intimidated him into tripping over himself while moving away from a punch :3.

Or that older chav kid who spilled red bull on my nice jacket (it is made of many a pocket and win). He just didn't fight back and took it like a man. Quite impressive I might add.

Of course, none of this actually makes me "tough". I'm just taller and have longer arms.

And I pretty much can't bench press. Strength isn't my strong point, I guess you could say.