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Author:  MikeMcG [ Mon Oct 08, 2007 7:59 am ]
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I went to have a boy so I can name him Princess. Either he'll turn how to be really tough and good at everything so no one could make fun of him or he'll be dead by twelve.

Author:  this-guy [ Mon Oct 08, 2007 11:21 am ]
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Shippinator Mandy wrote:
Marshmallow Roast wrote:
Shippinator Mandy wrote:
Jordan's a male name too.

...Yeah. I said it applied to both genders.

And Skyler does, too.


No, like, a MALE name. Not unisex.
It surprised me too, but go here.

Only one of them has the actual name "Jordan"

Try something like... Sam, or... um... Chris...

Author:  Marshmallow Roast [ Mon Oct 08, 2007 3:55 pm ]
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Shippinator Mandy wrote:
Marshmallow Roast wrote:
Shippinator Mandy wrote:
Jordan's a male name too.

...Yeah. I said it applied to both genders.

And Skyler does, too.


No, like, a MALE name. Not unisex.

I've known several female Jordans.

Any site that says it's only a male name is outdated.

It's a perfectly suitable name for a girl.
this-guy wrote:
Try something like... Sam, or... um... Chris...

Nicknames. Sam would be either Samuel or Samantha; Chris would be either Christopher or Christina.

Or Christian, but we're not bringing that up around Mandy.

Author:  buhubs [ Mon Oct 08, 2007 5:05 pm ]
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MikeMcG wrote:
I went to have a boy so I can name him Princess. Either he'll turn how to be really tough and good at everything so no one could make fun of him or he'll be dead by twelve.


Where is this place that you go to have a boy?

And that dead twelve year old joke, not funny man, I take that to heart, NOT FUNNY!

Author:  Did he sell eggs? [ Mon Oct 08, 2007 5:09 pm ]
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A lot of previous boy names are turning unisex. Or, at least longer names are being turned into shorter ones that were ones male names. (Like Sam, or Alex.)

Author:  bwave [ Tue Oct 09, 2007 4:20 am ]
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Xavier.

Because it's awesome.

And my girlfriend agrees.

Which is why she's awesome.

Author:  Didymus [ Tue Oct 09, 2007 4:35 am ]
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Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Tue Oct 09, 2007 4:36 am ]
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I have concluded that where I live, none of the names I have in mind for my kids would weird anyone out.

Come on. I know a girl named INDIGO PRIZM.

Seriously.

That's her full name.

Author:  Zoologist! [ Tue Oct 09, 2007 5:53 am ]
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Shippinator Mandy wrote:
Come on. I know a girl named INDIGO PRIZM.


Then maybe Pop Tarts wouldn't be such a bad name for a kid after all...

Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Tue Oct 09, 2007 2:18 pm ]
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Zoologist! wrote:
Shippinator Mandy wrote:
Come on. I know a girl named INDIGO PRIZM.


Then maybe Pop Tarts wouldn't be such a bad name for a kid after all...


No, it would.

Author:  buhubs [ Tue Oct 09, 2007 11:09 pm ]
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Didymus wrote:
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Didymus, you're posting pics of yourself now?

Author:  Didymus [ Tue Oct 09, 2007 11:13 pm ]
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Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Tue Oct 09, 2007 11:16 pm ]
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Buhubs, you should just quit. When Didymus facepalms you, you are a lost cause.

Author:  buhubs [ Tue Oct 09, 2007 11:19 pm ]
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Beyond the Grave wrote:
Buhubs, you should just quit. When Didymus facepalms you, you are a lost cause.

Yeah, well, um...takes one to know one!

HA!

Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Tue Oct 09, 2007 11:25 pm ]
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buhubs wrote:
Yeah, well, um...takes one to know one!

HA!
AGH! I lay mortally wounded by your rapier-like wit.

Author:  buhubs [ Tue Oct 09, 2007 11:32 pm ]
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Beyond the Grave wrote:
buhubs wrote:
Yeah, well, um...takes one to know one!

HA!
AGH! I lay mortally wounded by your rapier-like wit.


ANYONE ELSE WANNA HAVE A GO!?!

*head thrusts forward*

Yeah, thought not, my childish comebacks will eventually be the death of all of you.

Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Tue Oct 09, 2007 11:38 pm ]
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Your sarcasm detector must have been broken at birth.

TOASTPAINT.

IF I have a son, I think I will name him either Jeffery or Stanley.

Author:  Capt. Ido Nos [ Tue Oct 09, 2007 11:42 pm ]
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Beyond the Grave wrote:
IF I have a son, I think I will name him either Jeffery or Stanley.

^Jeffery's a weird name.

Just kidding. But seriously.

Author:  buhubs [ Tue Oct 09, 2007 11:54 pm ]
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Beyond the Grave wrote:
Your sarcasm detector must have been broken at birth.


Yours must've as well.

Author:  this-guy [ Tue Oct 09, 2007 11:56 pm ]
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It would help to learn to spell the names before you give them to your children.

In before CHILDREN!

Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Tue Oct 09, 2007 11:58 pm ]
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this-guy wrote:
It would help to learn to spell the names before you give them to your children.
What? Jeffery is spelled correctly.

Author:  ChickenLeg [ Wed Oct 10, 2007 1:31 pm ]
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Beyond the Grave wrote:
Buhubs, you should just quit. When Didymus facepalms you, you are a lost cause.


Actually, it was pretty funny.

And I figured out a new name: Okay, so I forgot what it is, but it's really great and super cool for a name.

Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Thu Oct 11, 2007 3:54 am ]
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ChickenLeg wrote:
And I figured out a new name: Okay, so I forgot what it is, but it's really great and super cool for a name.


Bobert? Is it Bobert?! BOBERT!

...sorry.

Bobert is simultaneously the worst name ever and the best name ever.

Author:  Capt. Ido Nos [ Thu Oct 11, 2007 4:34 am ]
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Zod
Master Chief
Optimus Prime
Buzz
Fightmaster
Charles

Author:  ChickenLeg [ Thu Oct 11, 2007 1:00 pm ]
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Shippinator Mandy wrote:
ChickenLeg wrote:
And I figured out a new name: Okay, so I forgot what it is, but it's really great and super cool for a name.


Bobert? Is it Bobert?! BOBERT!

...sorry.

Bobert is simultaneously the worst name ever and the best name ever.


I think it has to do something with a guy I sorts like/has a sexy name.

Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Thu Oct 11, 2007 3:57 pm ]
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All I know is that it's Joel's dad's name. In my RP with Myrrh at least...

Band Aid Covers The Bullet Hole wrote:
[18:20] IllNeedACrane: PHIL: Hey, Rya?
[18:20] Myrrh: RYA: Yeah?
[18:21] IllNeedACrane: PHIL: Did ya find anything?
[18:22] Myrrh: RYA: I found this guy. B. Dawson. But isn't Bob a nickname for Robert?
[18:22] IllNeedACrane: brb
[18:28] IllNeedACrane: back
[18:28] IllNeedACrane: PHIL: Might as well try...
[18:29] IllNeedACrane: PHIL: *goes back over to Kate*
[18:29] Myrrh: PHIL: What's your father's FULL name?
[18:29] Myrrh: KATE: BOBERT! 8D
[18:30] IllNeedACrane: PHIL: YEAH, RYA, I THINK IT'S HIM.


God that RP was epic.

Author:  Einoo T. Spork [ Thu Oct 11, 2007 7:51 pm ]
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I have revised my decision. Although I still frickin' HATE KIDS AUGH, if I have a son I'll probably name him Joshua. Because I like the name Josh.

Ua.

Yeah...

Beyond the Grave wrote:
Stanley.

'CUZ IT'S YELNATS BACKWARDS?!??

Author:  SEAN'D! [ Fri Oct 12, 2007 1:57 pm ]
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"Kid number 1" and "Kid number 2"
Until they are old enough to name themselves...

Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Fri Oct 12, 2007 4:43 pm ]
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Einoo T. Spork wrote:
'CUZ IT'S YELNATS BACKWARDS?!??
Uhh....WHAT?!

Author:  Marshmallow Roast [ Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:12 pm ]
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Beyond the Grave wrote:
Einoo T. Spork wrote:
'CUZ IT'S YELNATS BACKWARDS?!??
Uhh....WHAT?!

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