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Author:  cyco [ Sun Sep 30, 2007 4:03 am ]
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I would name my kid optimus prime.

If nobody gets that, I'm going to feel lonely...

Anyway, for a girl I like the name Leslie. For a guy...I dont know...
either way around it I will probably leave it up to whoever I marry.

Author:  Beyond the Grave [ Sun Sep 30, 2007 4:12 am ]
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cyco wrote:
I would name my kid optimus prime.

If nobody gets that, I'm going to feel lonely...
No! No! No! No! Transformers is awesome, but not for kid's names.

Author:  ramrod [ Sun Sep 30, 2007 5:35 am ]
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cyco wrote:
I would name my kid optimus prime.
If you name your kid that, I'd have to come along and beat him up.

Author:  MikeMcG [ Sun Sep 30, 2007 7:45 am ]
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cyco wrote:
I would name my kid optimus prime.


And I'll name my kid Megatron and they can get together on play dates to do battle.

Author:  this-guy [ Sun Sep 30, 2007 10:28 am ]
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Oh!

I also like the names Kevin, Gavin, and Devin...

...And Danielle and Dana...

Author:  Chekt [ Sun Sep 30, 2007 1:16 pm ]
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I would name my kids :kot: , :hr: , :pom: , :senor: , & :coachz:
^_^

Author:  Marshmallow Roast [ Sun Sep 30, 2007 1:19 pm ]
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For a boy: Jacob Edward, after my dead half-brother and my father, respectively.

Actually, my dad's name is James, and Edward's just his middle name. But Jacob James sounds awful.

And for those of you who have read Twilight, it has nothing to do with those books. Really.

For a girl: I like any name that means something to an English-speaker. Like Lily, Dawn, Robin, or something like that.

Author:  Larson [ Sun Sep 30, 2007 1:22 pm ]
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Marshmallow Roast wrote:
For a girl: I like any name that means something to an English-speaker. Like Lily, Dawn, Robin, or something like that.

don't go overboard and make yourself seem like a crazed hippie. American being an example.

Author:  Marshmallow Roast [ Sun Sep 30, 2007 1:27 pm ]
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I'd rather stick with the simple nature stuff.

And by nature I mean stuff like "Rain," not stuff like "Glistening Starbaby the Infinite."

Author:  The Noid [ Sun Sep 30, 2007 1:32 pm ]
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Also my fist-born son (I will have EIGHTEEN kids probabbly not but still) will have the middle name Albert (not after alberto).

Author:  16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Sun Sep 30, 2007 1:53 pm ]
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Nathanial and Superfly! :p *Weird Al reference*

But seriously, for a boy, probably Alex or Roy...'Cuz those are cool names. :p
And a girl...Crap! I just forgot what I was going to type!

Author:  The Noid [ Sun Sep 30, 2007 1:54 pm ]
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Also Simon is a name I would consider. That kid would be the Kingpin of the Kindergarten Mafia because he said so.

(oh snap lame puns)

Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Sun Sep 30, 2007 9:26 pm ]
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Marshmallow Roast wrote:
And by nature I mean stuff like "Rain," not stuff like "Glistening Starbaby the Infinite."


Wait, you're NOT gonna name your child Glistening Starbaby the Infinite?

I don't know you anymore...

Acekirby wrote:
Duecex2 wrote:
In response to Noid's criticism of Bonus Stage, I enjoy the show, but once again, the obsession makes it fail. But then again, that applies to Homestar.

Mostly it applies to Invader Zim. I mean, I liked the show and everything, but I can't stand "ZOMG GIR IS SooO RADNUM!!1" fanboys/girls/its.


Anyone who names their kid after an IZ character needs to die.

Painfully.

There is no way a kid named Dib wouldn't be teased.

Author:  Einoo T. Spork [ Sun Sep 30, 2007 10:42 pm ]
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I just realized why I don't have any names for children I'm going to have.

Because I'm not going to have any children.

My opinion on children is basically that they're a nuisance and they irritate the crap out of me. Anyone who thinks small children are "cute" are wrong as far as I'm concerned.

I also hate dogs.

I guess I can't be all bad, then.

Author:  Acekirby [ Sun Sep 30, 2007 11:30 pm ]
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Einoo T. Spork wrote:
I just realized why I don't have any names for children I'm going to have.

Because I'm not going to have any children.

My opinion on children is basically that they're a nuisance and they irritate the crap out of me. Anyone who thinks small children are "cute" are wrong as far as I'm concerned.

I also hate dogs.


I guess I can't be all bad, then.

You have more in common with me than I thought.

Author:  Droideka [ Sun Sep 30, 2007 11:33 pm ]
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Guys: Steve, Ian, Jonathon
Chicks: Jessica, Lily, Danielle.

Author:  ChickenLeg [ Mon Oct 01, 2007 2:17 am ]
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Shippinator Mandy wrote:
There is no way a kid named Dib wouldn't be teased.


I lol'd.

Author:  The Noid [ Mon Oct 01, 2007 9:10 pm ]
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Having children isn't to see a cute thing for like a year, it's pass down your mangenes so your kid'll become a galactic conquerer.

That's why I'm considering it, anyways.

Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Mon Oct 01, 2007 9:40 pm ]
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ChickenLeg wrote:
Shippinator Mandy wrote:
There is no way a kid named Dib wouldn't be teased.


I lol'd.


Seriously, what was Membrane THINKING, giving his kids names like that?

Author:  Duecex2 [ Mon Oct 01, 2007 9:50 pm ]
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Shippinator Mandy wrote:
ChickenLeg wrote:
Shippinator Mandy wrote:
There is no way a kid named Dib wouldn't be teased.


I lol'd.


Seriously, what was Membrane THINKING, giving his kids names like that?


Are you implying that someone ACTUALLY named their kid that? Are you freaking kidding me? What has the wold come to? Oh God whyyy...

Author:  Acekirby [ Mon Oct 01, 2007 9:51 pm ]
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Duecex2 wrote:
Shippinator Mandy wrote:
ChickenLeg wrote:
Shippinator Mandy wrote:
There is no way a kid named Dib wouldn't be teased.

I lol'd.

Seriously, what was Membrane THINKING, giving his kids names like that?

Are you implying that someone ACTUALLY named their kid that? Are you freaking kidding me? What has the wold come to? Oh God whyyy...

She's talking about Dib's father in Invader Zim (Professor Membrane), not a real person.

Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Mon Oct 01, 2007 9:51 pm ]
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Duecex2 wrote:
Shippinator Mandy wrote:
ChickenLeg wrote:
Shippinator Mandy wrote:
There is no way a kid named Dib wouldn't be teased.


I lol'd.


Seriously, what was Membrane THINKING, giving his kids names like that?


Are you implying that someone ACTUALLY named their kid that? Are you freaking kidding me? What has the wold come to? Oh God whyyy...


I was actually referring to Professor Membrane from Invader Zim (Dib and Gaz's father).

Unfortunately, I wouldn't be surprised if there is an IRL kid out there somewhere with one of those names.

Author:  Jitka [ Mon Oct 01, 2007 10:25 pm ]
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My son's name pretty much will have to be John, just so he can be John IV.

As for a daughter, I dunno. I'll probably leave that one up to whoever I end up marrying.

Author:  Duecex2 [ Mon Oct 01, 2007 10:28 pm ]
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Shippinator Mandy and other people wrote:
stuff


OOOOH, well whatever, I haven't seen Invader Zim since 4th grade.

Author:  Acekirby [ Tue Oct 02, 2007 4:08 am ]
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http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?p=635238#635238
http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?p=635239#635239

Hivemind.

Author:  Schmelen [ Tue Oct 02, 2007 4:10 am ]
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I've always liked the name Felix. What do you guys think, too mean?

Not that I'm having kids, they terrify me.

Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Tue Oct 02, 2007 7:15 am ]
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Schmelen wrote:
I've always liked the name Felix. What do you guys think, too mean?


It's a nice name, but sadly, the associations would prolly lead to teasing. Maybe you could use it as a middle name?

Author:  Shwoo [ Tue Oct 02, 2007 7:48 am ]
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Eddward Ponder Elfangor Strong Bad Mousepinkle Farthingtootle of course!

No, I'm joking. I'd never burden a carbon-based lifeform with a name like that. I haven't really thought about baby names. I'm not even very good at naming my characters. Tristan is a nice name for a boy, I think. And maybe Hayley for a girl? Hmm.

Author:  Schmelen [ Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:21 am ]
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Shippinator Mandy wrote:
Schmelen wrote:
I've always liked the name Felix. What do you guys think, too mean?


It's a nice name, but sadly, the associations would prolly lead to teasing. Maybe you could use it as a middle name?


What about Fred as a first name? Then his initials would be FFF! Assuming he gets my last name.

Author:  Dewy [ Tue Oct 02, 2007 11:15 pm ]
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Chekt wrote:
I would name my kids :kot: , :hr: , :pom: , :senor: , & :coachz:
^_^


They'd be like Prince. They have names, but you just can't say them cause they're symbols. Or in this case, Emotes.

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