10. Hüsker Dü - Zen Arcade
Props to the above guy who mentioned this.
Zen Arcade is just a pure classic. Got the original 2xLP, too.
9. Ramones - Rocket to Russia
All the first four Ramones records were golden, but this one has "Teenage Lobotomy" and "Rockaway Beach" on it, and that's my favorite song from the Ramones. The early Ramones material, before it was all hijacked by the whole punk rock thing was great, like junkies attempting Beach Boys or something.
8. Velvet Undergound - White Light/White Heat
Once again, it was a very hard decision. I Funk love Velvet Underground, but I'm down with the noisy experimentation on this record a bit more than what they did on the others. I don't think it's applicable, so I didn't put down the Peel Slowly and See box set of the Velvet Undergound, but I would since it's all their material.
7. Afrika Bambaataa - Planet Rock
Basically every sucker DJ owes Bambaataa millions. Kraftwerk also owes Bambaataa millions, because who knew that anyone could actually make their stuff sound interesting?
6. Michael Jackson - Thriller
This would be a perfect pop record if it wasn't for "The Girl is Mine." That song is terrible. Notwithstanding, though, everything else is gold. People go nuts over the title track, and it's good, but I'm a "Beat It" man. Michael Jackson's monsterous talent shines through best on
Thriller, and I'm never one to appreciate virtuosity because that's usually something for boring white people, but he does it like no one else.
5. Black Flag - Damaged
The quintessential angry, isolated, and ANGRY punk record which still sounds good and relevant even though it's like what, 26, 27 years old now? You
believe Mr. Rollins when he's belting out "Funk GONNA PAY!" between verse and chorus on "Police Story." Black Flag is so antihero that even the excellent guitar work is still very thrashing and abrasive, especially on "Depression."
4. Against Me! - Reinventing Axl Rose
The quintessential angry, isolated, yet still somehow optimistic and idealistic raw punk record. "Walking Is Still Honest" is my favorite song of all time, hands down. It's the ultimate drunk sing-along record, too.
3. Jawbreaker - 24 Hour Revenge Therapy
It's very difficult to decide which Jawbreaker album is the best to pick for this list, especially when they all sound different, but I think I'll go with this one. By the way, if you don't like Jawbreaker: you suck, you never were a teenager, or you've never heard of them. The end.
2. Wu-Tang Clan - Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)
Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothing to Funk with.1. Defiance, Ohio - Share What Ya' Got!
I don't have to tell you why this is my favorite record.
You can just listen to it, and decide for yourself.
It was really hard to pick the top 10. I've got more like a top 400.