I think that Kef might have a cream filling.

I think that Kef might have a cream filling.

Well, first things first, I would pin the blame as to why we were all on the desert island on one person, and claim that to right the wrong we were dealt, that we'd have to eat the one who we blamed for the problem.

After that is done, We take the most potent females(Mandy, ChickenLeg, Ninti, Chekot, Chekt) and force them to breed in order to make more food for us, which would be harvested and a small portion given to the nubs that came along with us.

Next, we would get a cunning linguist(BTG{If we didn't already eat him}, kef, or Ace) to convince the UBers that in order to make life easier for the whole forum, that they'd have to harvest the fruits and grains of the island. They, knowing that they're talking to mods or BTG, will blindingly accept their work.

The senior members are the ones who will come up with the ideas for increasing our food supply, as well as ways to make the UB's think that things are getting better, and that soon we will prosper enough to leave the island.

Then, we plan to build a boat. We get the UB's to gather wood, bark, and things to make lashings with so they can begin construction of our boat. Food/ground up fetus' of the potent women will be halfed to the UB's and doubled to the UB's, and the LB's will be convinced that their hard labor is whats making their food rations seem smaller.

The boat gets built, and we send someone (BTG) off to go for help.

When he comes back, on a better boat, after selling some of the children that we saved for population to the black market, we begin to manufacture a product that the people on the mainland needs/wants. Instead of moving off of the island, and promising freedom, we keep telling the UB's that we'll be able to afford a bigger boat soon so that we can get everyone off the island at once, and that their labor and our strategy's and plans will help us in the long run.

We supply the black market with moar babies, and proceed to build a solar powered generator. We will get the new generation of UB's to build the LB's big condominiums, and sell some of said condos to some business men on the mainlands who want a nice ocean-view apartment.

By then, we should be richer and more fatter than ever before.

TL;DR I'd eat Ace.

Well, first things first, I would pin the blame as to why we were all on the desert island on one person, and claim that to right the wrong we were dealt, that we'd have to eat the one who we blamed for the problem.

I think that would have to be Mike considering he's the one who made the thread.

YOU GOT US ON THIS ISLAND!

I'm pretty sure Clapper got us on this island. We were on a plane and he insisted on telling the pilot about how he got the clap

and put the pilot into a state of permanent disgust. Unfortunately none of us can fly a plane so the plane crash landed on the island.

AAAAAAAHHHhad to stop reading there. That was funny, dude,he ha hAHH


ha ha, hoo, okay, moving on.

The boat gets built, and we send someone (BTG) off to go for help.

I CALL DIBS ON FORUM FIC.

You do know that if you send me out, I'm just going to leave you all there right?

Disk's first forumfic was a bunch of people stranded on an island. Plagiarism much?

Why would we all eat each other?

Why couldn't we just eat that ham sitting right over there?