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Something about last night's American Idol.

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Pretty much everything. Apparently I wasn't paying attention when pop culture came to town.

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Yeah, what happened?
It was even on the news over here, when this season's American Idol isn't even being televised.
There was something about an Australian guy which I guess is why they thought people would care...

So what was the drama?

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SIBHoD.

I never said I knew.

In fact, I implied the opposite.

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Is this thread even possible? If I don't know something, I can't be expected to say what I don't know.

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You can be congnizant of a lack of information. Example: I dont know what your HRWiki password is.

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Handshakes. There's too many of them, and when you finally get one down, some random dude switches it up on you.

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I make it up as I go along.

Or maybe I'm just used to it from spending so much time in the bronx as a kid.

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You must be my twin sister. OR MY SPY.

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The Australian dude was a fan favorite that was only in the bottom 3 once and he got voted off his first time while there's a girl that's been there like ten times and is still in



WTF I AM OUTRAGED

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Names, birthdays, events, dates, places, peoples age, my shoe size, my length, weight, etc... I'm horrible with all this kind of social information. If I don't use it daily, or if I don't write it down, I'm probably going to forget it. If someone even bothered to tell me in the first place, that is...

I hate when something happens, and everybody knows about it, and it's such an obvious thing that even I ought to have known about it... like when my dad went on a business trip to Germany, and it took me a few days to notice that he was gone. Or when I'm supposed to adjust my alarm clock for daylight saving time. Or when I'm supposed to go get a haircut, but I don't know where the hairdresser is, since mom's always cut my hair for me...

This may be hard to believe, but when I was in primary school I never bothered to remember my age because I knew it would just change in a year's time. Whenever an adult asked me my age, I asked them the date and then worked it out.
By the time I got to high school I figured it kind of was important and I learned to remember my age.

Yeah, I was a weird kid.

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SIBHoD.

Ah, so true. I can never quite get it right either.

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I thought I was the only one with this problem.

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Anything about the latest Myspace scandal, or the latest fight at school. Pretty much the latest [INSERT EVENT OR ITEM HERE] that I don't care about.

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I went through 17 years of my life not knowing what "is that a banana in your pocket..." etc meant.

I felt really, REALLY, stupid.

Otherwise, like... um just about anything that is way-obvious. I miss out on almost every recent TV show, too, unless I hear about it from a friend and watch it online.

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I draw. Lots.

Anything that has to do with TV. Except for House, Monk, and Psyche, but I'm the only person in my school who seems to know what those are.

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Until the Off-Subject boards are here again, I won't be. Goodbye.

I feel bad for your school.

Geez, what do you guys talk about?

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Pretty much any show on MTV.

At least, that was true until this semester. Now I know more about The Hills and Rob and Big than I ever wanted to. Which means I know anything about them.

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beep beep I'm a Jeep

ROB AND BIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Meanwhile as The Faceless Evil closes in on the hapless, sleeping, populace...
Across town in a shanty one-bedroom, an old woman feeds her parakeet.

American Idol, Spongebob, American Idol, Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader, American Idol, Family Guy, American Idol, and the Simpsons. Did I mention American Idol?

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Until the Off-Subject boards are here again, I won't be. Goodbye.

Your friends have boring taste.

How to peel a boiled egg. Everybody else in my family does it in two swift movements. 10 minutes later, I'm still sitting there picking the shell off bit by bit.

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Uhh, anything involving cars, hunting, redneck bullcrap, etc.

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Yes, they most certainly do.

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Until the Off-Subject boards are here again, I won't be. Goodbye.

heh...
lurk

What Iron Man is, apparently.

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The lyrics to every song ever.

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