Have any useless talents?

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Mon May 05, 2008 7:14 pm

Share any useless talents that you have! For example, I am able to control the size of my irises, thus I can make myself nearsighted. What can you do?

EDIT:
I can also perfectly imitate almost any voice I hear, and many sounds. I'd like to post a sound clip of my Homestar Runner character voices, but A) I have a cold, and B.) I don't know how to upload sound clips to the internet.

Jitka · **Posted:** Mon May 05, 2008 7:22 pm

I can whistle well, and I possess the uncanny ability to say any word backwards, unless it's a really long and ridiculous word like supercalifragilisticexpialidocious or something.

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Mon May 05, 2008 7:25 pm

I can whistle while breathing in AND breathing out.
I can snap with all of my fingers, pinkies included, on both hands.
I can curl my lip up on the left side.
I can turn my eyelids inside out.
I can uh... roll my tongue!
Uh... I can... touch my nose to my knee despite being overweight.
Um... I can do the splits?
I ... can CLIMB ANYTHING >:Q
I can post a ridiculous amount of times on internet forums called the H*R wiki forum...

... that's all I got, I think.

The Noid · **Posted:** Mon May 05, 2008 7:28 pm

Make a farting noise with my hands and a weird cracky noise with my fingers.

Starcraft Man · **Joined:** Mon May 05, 2008 3:56 am **Posts:** 15

I can do what 32-bit can do (with the irises) and, I am double jointed.

Which means...

I CAN MAKE MEH FINGAS ALL BENDY AND TWISTY ITZ GROZZ!

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Mon May 05, 2008 7:29 pm

The Noid wrote:

Make a farting noise with my hands

Ooo, I can do that too. And the pit-farts. With the backs of my knees, too.

Wow, I feel feminine all the sudden.

sci-fi greg · **Joined:** Tue Jul 25, 2006 4:02 pm **Posts:** 1347

I can make my tongue wider than my mouth, or really thin and pointed. I can also touch my nose and the bottom of my chin with my tongue.

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Mon May 05, 2008 7:31 pm

sci-fi greg wrote:

I can make my tongue wider than my mouth, or really thin and pointed. I can also touch my nose and the bottom of my chin with my tongue.

Dude, we have Gene Simmons on our forum! 8D

DS_Kid · **Posted:** Mon May 05, 2008 8:36 pm

I can make the sound of one hand clapping.
I can stretch my neck skin out quite far.
I can make myself really skinny.
I can say the alphabet backwards faster than forwards.
Uh...I can make one of my eyelids act kinda weird, though I'm not sure how to describe it.

sci-fi greg · **Joined:** Tue Jul 25, 2006 4:02 pm **Posts:** 1347

Oh, I forgot, I can make my pupils vibrate.

iand93 · **Posted:** Mon May 05, 2008 9:50 pm

I'm good at math.

Beyond the Grave · **Posted:** Mon May 05, 2008 10:15 pm

<-------Fountain of Trivial Knowledge.

Seriously, I should go on Jeopardy or something. I'd do well.

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Mon May 05, 2008 10:18 pm

Beyond the Grave wrote:

<-------Fountain of Trivial Knowledge.

Seriously, I should go on Jeopardy or something. I'd do well.

Do it.

Now.

Duecex2 · **Posted:** Mon May 05, 2008 10:30 pm

I can fart with my hands

The Noid · **Posted:** Mon May 05, 2008 10:36 pm

Quote:

<-------Fountain of Trivial Knowledge.

Seriously, I should go on Jeopardy or something. I'd do well.

With the Internet your talent is ruined.

Einoo T. Spork · **Posted:** Tue May 06, 2008 12:51 am

All of my talents are useless.

HHFOV · **Posted:** Tue May 06, 2008 1:56 am

Playing piano very well in this day and age could pretty much be considered useless I guess.

Chichindrich · **Posted:** Tue May 06, 2008 2:12 am

I can pick up on the basics of most any video game I play really quickly.
I can do a near-perfect imitation of Gollum.
I have a very punny mind.

That's all I can think of for now.

Biscuithead · **Posted:** Tue May 06, 2008 9:54 am

TheFacelessEvil wrote:

I can curl my lip up on the left side.

Yes, me too. But no matter how much I try I can't do the right side.

Using this and other useless talents (like raising one eyebrow and drooping my bottom lip on the right) I can make my face look like I had a stroke or something.

STupendous7 · **Posted:** Tue May 06, 2008 1:07 pm

I can raise one eyebrow while keeping the other down. On both sides.

I can almost touch rim on 9 1/2 feet.

That's about it.

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Tue May 06, 2008 3:58 pm

Biscuithead wrote:

TheFacelessEvil wrote:

I can curl my lip up on the left side.

Yes, me too. But no matter how much I try I can't do the right side.

Same here.

ramrod · **Posted:** Tue May 06, 2008 6:08 pm

STupendous7 wrote:

I can raise one eyebrow while keeping the other down. On both sides.

I can almost touch rim on 9 1/2 feet.

That's about it.

I can do both those things. Actually, if I lost a few pounds, I could probably dunk on the 9'6'' rim.

Oh, I can also flare my nostrils on a whim, and can wiggle my ears independently from each other.

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Tue May 06, 2008 6:10 pm

ramrod wrote:

Oh, I can also flare my nostrils on a whim, and can wiggle my ears independently from each other.

I can flare/wiggle my nose too, but not wiggle ears. My ears just like to sit there... like useless pieces of flesh... waiting...

this-guy · **Posted:** Tue May 06, 2008 9:45 pm

I used to be able to vibrate my pupils and I have difficulty touching my nose with my tongue. Stupid braces. B(

RammsteinRunner · **Posted:** Tue May 06, 2008 9:54 pm

Beyond the Grave wrote:

<-------Fountain of Trivial Knowledge.

Uh, I'm really good at WiiSports. And I can do the Cha Cha.

High Skool Artist · **Joined:** Fri Mar 14, 2008 3:54 am **Posts:** 259

i have the ability to turn my parents computer into a wet computer lol

i can crack my wrists but only after playing seek and destry by metallica on guitar

and i can do this

ChickenLeg · **Posted:** Fri May 09, 2008 9:26 pm

I can draw.

Word Up · **Posted:** Sat May 10, 2008 1:50 am

I'm really good at keeping my nose clean, literally. Not like, being good. I mean keeping my nose clean.

TheFacelessEvil · **Posted:** Sat May 10, 2008 2:33 am

OH. I'm posting on this forum, playing My Sims on the Wii, and watching Perry Mason ALL AT THE SAME TIME. So I suppose another useless talent would be... having 6 sets of eyes.

Word Up · **Posted:** Sat May 10, 2008 2:50 am

TheFacelessEvil wrote:

OH. I'm posting on this forum, playing My Sims on the Wii, and watching Perry Mason ALL AT THE SAME TIME. So I suppose another useless talent would be... having 6 sets of eyes.

Wait.
What?

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