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 Post subject: Have any useless talents?
PostPosted: Mon May 05, 2008 7:14 pm 
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Share any useless talents that you have! For example, I am able to control the size of my irises, thus I can make myself nearsighted. What can you do?

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I can also perfectly imitate almost any voice I hear, and many sounds. I'd like to post a sound clip of my Homestar Runner character voices, but A) I have a cold, and B.) I don't know how to upload sound clips to the internet.

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 Post subject: Re: Have any useless talents?
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I can whistle well, and I possess the uncanny ability to say any word backwards, unless it's a really long and ridiculous word like supercalifragilisticexpialidocious or something.

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 Post subject: Re: Have any useless talents?
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I can whistle while breathing in AND breathing out.
I can snap with all of my fingers, pinkies included, on both hands.
I can curl my lip up on the left side.
I can turn my eyelids inside out.
I can uh... roll my tongue!
Uh... I can... touch my nose to my knee despite being overweight.
Um... I can do the splits?
I ... can CLIMB ANYTHING >:Q
I can post a ridiculous amount of times on internet forums called the H*R wiki forum...

... that's all I got, I think.

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 Post subject: Re: Have any useless talents?
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Make a farting noise with my hands and a weird cracky noise with my fingers.

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 Post subject: Re: Have any useless talents?
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I can do what 32-bit can do (with the irises) and, I am double jointed.

Which means...

I CAN MAKE MEH FINGAS ALL BENDY AND TWISTY ITZ GROZZ!

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 Post subject: Re: Have any useless talents?
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The Noid wrote:
Make a farting noise with my hands


Ooo, I can do that too. And the pit-farts. With the backs of my knees, too.

Wow, I feel feminine all the sudden.

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I can make my tongue wider than my mouth, or really thin and pointed. I can also touch my nose and the bottom of my chin with my tongue.


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 Post subject: Re: Have any useless talents?
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sci-fi greg wrote:
I can make my tongue wider than my mouth, or really thin and pointed. I can also touch my nose and the bottom of my chin with my tongue.


Dude, we have Gene Simmons on our forum! 8D

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I can make the sound of one hand clapping.
I can stretch my neck skin out quite far.
I can make myself really skinny.
I can say the alphabet backwards faster than forwards.
Uh...I can make one of my eyelids act kinda weird, though I'm not sure how to describe it.

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 Post subject: Re: Have any useless talents?
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Oh, I forgot, I can make my pupils vibrate.


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Seriously, I should go on Jeopardy or something. I'd do well.

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 Post subject: Re: Have any useless talents?
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Beyond the Grave wrote:
<-------Fountain of Trivial Knowledge.


Seriously, I should go on Jeopardy or something. I'd do well.


Do it.

Now.

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I can fart with my hands

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<-------Fountain of Trivial Knowledge.


Seriously, I should go on Jeopardy or something. I'd do well.


With the Internet your talent is ruined.

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 Post subject: Re: Have any useless talents?
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All of my talents are useless.

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 Post subject: Re: Have any useless talents?
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Playing piano very well in this day and age could pretty much be considered useless I guess.

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 Post subject: Re: Have any useless talents?
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I can pick up on the basics of most any video game I play really quickly.
I can do a near-perfect imitation of Gollum.
I have a very punny mind.

That's all I can think of for now.

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 Post subject: Re: Have any useless talents?
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TheFacelessEvil wrote:
I can curl my lip up on the left side.

Yes, me too. But no matter how much I try I can't do the right side.

Using this and other useless talents (like raising one eyebrow and drooping my bottom lip on the right) I can make my face look like I had a stroke or something.

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 Post subject: Re: Have any useless talents?
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I can raise one eyebrow while keeping the other down. On both sides.

I can almost touch rim on 9 1/2 feet.

That's about it.

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Biscuithead wrote:
TheFacelessEvil wrote:
I can curl my lip up on the left side.

Yes, me too. But no matter how much I try I can't do the right side.


Same here.

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 Post subject: Re: Have any useless talents?
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STupendous7 wrote:
I can raise one eyebrow while keeping the other down. On both sides.

I can almost touch rim on 9 1/2 feet.

That's about it.

I can do both those things. Actually, if I lost a few pounds, I could probably dunk on the 9'6'' rim.

Oh, I can also flare my nostrils on a whim, and can wiggle my ears independently from each other.

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Oh, I can also flare my nostrils on a whim, and can wiggle my ears independently from each other.


I can flare/wiggle my nose too, but not wiggle ears. My ears just like to sit there... like useless pieces of flesh... waiting...

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I used to be able to vibrate my pupils and I have difficulty touching my nose with my tongue. Stupid braces. B(

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Uh, I'm really good at WiiSports. And I can do the Cha Cha.

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i have the ability to turn my parents computer into a wet computer lol

i can crack my wrists but only after playing seek and destry by metallica on guitar

and i can do this

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 Post subject: Re: Have any useless talents?
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I'm really good at keeping my nose clean, literally. Not like, being good. I mean keeping my nose clean.

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 Post subject: Re: Have any useless talents?
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OH. I'm posting on this forum, playing My Sims on the Wii, and watching Perry Mason ALL AT THE SAME TIME. So I suppose another useless talent would be... having 6 sets of eyes.

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 Post subject: Re: Have any useless talents?
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TheFacelessEvil wrote:
OH. I'm posting on this forum, playing My Sims on the Wii, and watching Perry Mason ALL AT THE SAME TIME. So I suppose another useless talent would be... having 6 sets of eyes.

Wait.
What?

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