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 Post subject: Re: Have any useless talents?
PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 2:53 am 
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OH. I'm posting on this forum, playing My Sims on the Wii, and watching Perry Mason ALL AT THE SAME TIME. So I suppose another useless talent would be... having 6 sets of eyes.

That's not useless.
Also, it's not a talent.
It's a mutation, and a pretty useful one at that.

Ever wonder why we refer to being born with 11 toes as a mutation now, but if it had happened in the past we'd call it an evolution?
Sometimes I do.

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OH. I'm posting on this forum, playing My Sims on the Wii, and watching Perry Mason ALL AT THE SAME TIME. So I suppose another useless talent would be... having 6 sets of eyes.

Wait.
What?


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Ever wonder why we refer to being born with 11 toes as a mutation now, but if it had happened in the past we'd call it an evolution?
Sometimes I do.


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OH. I'm posting on this forum, playing My Sims on the Wii, and watching Perry Mason ALL AT THE SAME TIME. So I suppose another useless talent would be... having 6 sets of eyes.

Wait.
What?


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They're all on the front of your face? Like on your forehead?

That doesn't seem so useful.
It'd be really cool if they were all around your head and you had a pair on a hand. That'd make looking around corners easier.

Also, it'd be cool if you could just peel them off and stick them wherever you happened to want them at that particular time (like in one of those static-cling books).

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Also, it'd be cool if you could just peel them off and stick them wherever you happened to want them at that particular time (like in one of those static-cling books).


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they'd get lost. i'm not doing it until replacements are cheap enough, or a third party makes them more efficient for less.

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I can type with pencil erasers (I'm doing it right now), though it's a bit slower than my usual typing so I guess it's not a talent.

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I can drain a glass of chocolate milk faster than you can say "Hakuna Matata". If you say it really slow.

And it's a really small cup.

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 Post subject: Re: Have any useless talents?
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I can hand someone a revolver by the barrel and then, all in a split second, flip the handle back into my hand and pull back the hammer. Really.

Also, I can easily write a cool sounding song on my guitar with pretty much any basic chord combination, but I guess that's not quite useless.

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Woah HF. If you happen to get into any hostage situations, I doubt that will be a useless talent. Unless you're shot dead before doing so.

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Yeah, but theres a pretty small chance of that happening.

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Well, if you start spamming this forum and a bunch of other forums, it might happen :mrgreen: But don't.

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I can touch my nose with my tounge, I am also a bit psychic about what re-runs will be on television and when new episodes of something are coming out.

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That reminds me, I always have dreams that take a future event and change a few details, so I might be able to predict the future someday.

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