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 Post subject: Re: Dante's Inferno Test - What level are you? (scary!)
PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 3:31 pm 
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omng, this online quiz is scaring me. is this real i am only nine yrs. old. please respond.

Highly doubt it's real or is gonna be real. Like, ever.

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 Post subject: Re: Dante's Inferno Test - What level are you? (scary!)
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omng, this online quiz is scaring me. is this real i am only nine yrs. old. please respond.

Highly doubt it's real or is gonna be real. Like, ever.

thank you. you have reassured me in my time of pain and you are truuly a hero in my mind~

*heroic pose*

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 Post subject: Re: Dante's Inferno Test - What level are you? (scary!)
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Nope, they excised it from the official doctrine last year. Which means unbaptized babies now officially go to hell. D:


I never got that. "hey we took this off a piece of paper, this realm of existance no longer exists"


More like "We now realize this realm never existed, some priests just made it up a long time ago".

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 Post subject: Re: Dante's Inferno Test - What level are you? (scary!)
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Seventh Level of Hell

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.



Wow. I admit I can be tempramental, but I'm not really violent.

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 Post subject: Re: Dante's Inferno Test - What level are you? (scary!)
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I got the Sixth Level of Hell. Took it a while ago and probably got seven or eight. Ah well.

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 Post subject: Re: Dante's Inferno Test - What level are you? (scary!)
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Abugrape45 wrote:
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

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Limbo.

I find this somewhat interesting.
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 Post subject: Re: Dante's Inferno Test - What level are you? (scary!)
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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

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 Post subject: Re: Dante's Inferno Test - What level are you? (scary!)
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I took this quiz a while back, and ended up getting the 6th level.

I remember that it said my level of Hereticness was extreme. Not just very high. Extreme.

Um.

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 Post subject: Re: Dante's Inferno Test - What level are you? (scary!)
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Second Level of Hell
You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

I think this quiz could be a good way of seeing how you could make yourself a better person.
The only thing I don't agree with is that it's only black and white, especially the true/false bit, which is what annoys me sometimes about certain religious things. I don't think it's like a computer, one or zero. There are other things in between.

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 Post subject: Re: Dante's Inferno Test - What level are you? (scary!)
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I think the thing that did it for me was clicking yes to "A man has every right to spend every penny of the money he earned" or whatever. Key word is earned there.

Also it might have been the "do you use the Lord's name in vain" too. Other than that I can't remember anything else.

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 Post subject: Re: Dante's Inferno Test - What level are you? (scary!)
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I think the thing that did it for me was clicking yes to "A man has every right to spend every penny of the money he earned" or whatever. Key word is earned there.

I think the key word(s) are "every penny". It means you are stingy and don't give any to charity, don't like paying taxes, etc.

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 Post subject: Re: Dante's Inferno Test - What level are you? (scary!)
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Oh, taxes, forgot about that. But if a guy worked hard for his cash then I see that he can spend it anyway he wants. Inheritance and finding money is different.

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 Post subject: Re: Dante's Inferno Test - What level are you? (scary!)
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Nope, they excised it from the official doctrine last year. Which means unbaptized babies now officially go to hell. D:
Even though they haven't been on Earth long enough to sin? Eh, makes no difference how it works to me. My babies will get baptized anyway.

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 Post subject: Re: Dante's Inferno Test - What level are you? (scary!)
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Nope, they excised it from the official doctrine last year. Which means unbaptized babies now officially go to hell. D:
Even though they haven't been on Earth long enough to sin?

^ Original Sin

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 Post subject: Re: Dante's Inferno Test - What level are you? (scary!)
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Aaaaaah.

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 Post subject: Re: Dante's Inferno Test - What level are you? (scary!)
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Fifth Level of Hell

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

Oh well. what happens, happens...if there IS indeed a afterlife.

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 Post subject: Re: Dante's Inferno Test - What level are you? (scary!)
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Fifth too. At least I get to listen to Styx.

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 Post subject: Re: Dante's Inferno Test - What level are you? (scary!)
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This thread should be in religion and politics

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 Post subject: Re: Dante's Inferno Test - What level are you? (scary!)
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This thread should be in religion and politics
No, I think it's fine right here.

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 Post subject: Re: Dante's Inferno Test - What level are you? (scary!)
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This thread should be in religion and politics
This thread is just for fun, and while it's based on real religion, the logic it operates under is based on what is pretty much universally considered fiction. And it allows the people with more wholesome, laid-back lifestyles to be elitist jerks for once. PURGATORY PRIDE, HOES!

*falls into Limbo for excessive vanity*

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Purgatory - Very Low
Level 1 - High
Level 2 - Low
Level 3 - Moderate
Level 4 - Low
Level 5 - Low
Level 6 - High
Level 7 - Low
Level 8 - Moderate
Level 9 - Low



Hmm...

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 Post subject: Re: Dante's Inferno Test - What level are you? (scary!)
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Limbo is apparently a place that has no torture or suffering, but is perpetually sad. Not an awful place, but not where you'd want to spend eternity. I don't think it's a part of real Catholicism, though.


Nope, they excised it from the official doctrine last year. Which means unbaptized babies now officially go to hell. D:

I thought I had heard it was the other way around; they got rid of limbo so unbaptized babies could go to heaven.


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Catholics believed the Limbo was the place where babies went. I think now they officially teach that a baby could go to heaven if they were intended to be baptized and were going to, but not necessarily.



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Catholics believed the Limbo was the place where went.



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:-|


I think you missed a word there

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Catholics believed the Limbo was the place where went.


I'm on the edge of my seat

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