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The Noid
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 9:22 pm 
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Since they are an art/craft, here we post pretty ok ones/hilariously awful ones.

Like this Harry Potter one.

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The Noid wrote:
Since they are an art/craft, here we post pretty ok ones/hilariously awful ones.

Like this Harry Potter one.
That was amazing. There was like, 3 times more detail about what she/he? was wearing than there was actual content.

A++

Now to go read the other chapters.

EDIT: Chapter 4 is the best so far.
EDIT: So, wait, are Draco and Harry gay for each other or what? I am so confused.


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I agree.

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I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility to Draco and then I started to bust into tears


also, I'M NOT THAT FARU U RUIND IT 4 ME! >:( >:(

edit: Yeah I guess so.

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hen I looked out the window and screamed… Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it!
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Also LOL at Crookshanks making Voldemort writhe on the forest ground in pain.

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The Noid wrote:
Also LOL at Crookshanks making Voldemort writhe on the forest ground in pain.
Yes.

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“Why are you doing this?” Loopin said angrily while he rubbed his dirty hands on his clook.
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“OMFG! NOOOOO! MY SCAR HURTS!” and then….. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites.

I stopped. “How did u know?”

“I saw it! And my scar turned back into the lightning bolt!”

“NO!” I ran up closer. “I thought you didn’t have a scar anymore!” I shouted.

“I do but Diabolo changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation.” he said back. “Anyway my scar hurt and it turned back into the lightning bolt! Save me! then I had a vision of what was happening to Draco…………….Volfemort has him bondage!”
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triumelephantly


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“What do you know, Hargrid? You’re just a little Hogwarts student!”

“I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT….” Hargirid paused angrily. “BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!”

“This cannot be.” Snap said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where Dumblydore’s wand had shot him. “There must be other factors.”

“YOU DON’T HAVE ANY!” I yelled in madly.



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Dumbledore had constipated the cideo camera they took of me naked

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hey were going to St. Mango’s after they recovered cause they were pedofiles and you can’t have those f***in pervs teaching in a school with lots of hot gurlz. Dumbledore had constipated the cideo camera they took of me naked. I put up my middle finger at them.


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“Allah Kedavra!”
Oh lawd.


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I stopped at Chapter 19 tp prevent further brain damage.

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Halflie Fulllife Consequences


The animation and dramatic reading of Halflife Fulllife Consequences
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“THE BARK LORD IS PLANNING TO KILL THE STUDENTS!” yelled Cornelia Fudge.

“YOU ARE NOT FIT TO BE THE PRINCIPAL ANY LONGER!” yelled Rumbridge. “YOU ARE TOO OLD AND YOUR ALZHEIMERS IS DANGEROUS! YOU MUST RETRY OR VOLDEMORT WILL KILL YOUR STUDENTS!”

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My eyes hurt from attempting to read that mess of a fanfic.
*whimper*

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My Immortal is a troll fic. Though that doesn't make it any less funny.

I wonder if I'd get banned for linking to Celebrian... probably.

Anyway, here's the link to a hilariously bad Lord of the Rings fic that also isn't porn. Legolas by Laura.

Also, the audio book version makes me laugh every time.
Intro
Prologue
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4

Thank you, Godawful Fanfiction forums.

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PM me this Celebria with details, I'm up for an awful tale that doesn't include vampires, Good Charlotte, and Draco's huge man-thing.

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I don't know, I think that might still be against the rules.

It's a graphic porn fic that has been known to put people off icecream and the colour lavander, just so you know.

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Shwoo wrote:
I don't know, I think that might still be against the rules.

It's a graphic porn fic that has been known to put people off icecream and the colour lavander, just so you know.


I don't like lavender to begin with.

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I read the first 200 lines or so of Celebrian.

My insides bled.

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So you didn't get to the part where she bites a wooden apple, and it gets pulled out, and her teeth come out with it? For me, that was the worst part. The porn didn't bother me so much.

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