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I empty the contents of the suitcase.
6 pairs of pants identical to the ones I'm wearing
6 shirts, see above
6 pairs of underwear
6 pairs of socks
A toothbrush, wrapped in plastic
A small tube of toothpaste
And...
A small key.
You know what to do.

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Gee it sure is gaming on rails around here

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Yeah
Think of this room as the tutorial level

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>Use the key on everything you see that has a lock.

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I try it on the main door...doesn't work at all. Way too small.
I try it on the medicine cabinet.
The door opens. In here, we've got a small box. I shake it--it's got some sort of small object inside. It's got a lock with a small LCD screen on it, the kind you would find on one of those old Nintendo handhelds. It's got a keyboard input, and space for only seven letters.

There's also a scrap of paper.
In an elegant print, it reads:
"With pointed fangs I sit in wait,
With piercing force I dole out fate,
Over bloodless victims proclaiming my might,
Eternally joining in a single bite.
What am I?"

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syringe

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>Type "vampire" into that thing.

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I type "SYRINGE"

I type "VAMPIRE"

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>Free your mind.

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>Staple

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"STAPLE"

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>Stapler?

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>ASTAPLE

or

>STAPLES

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STAPLER
click

The box lid opens.
it's
it's
it's
a banana
I mean,
THE ROOM KEY!
Alright, let's get down to business.

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So you can get out now?

>USE THAT KEY!

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No Zelda treasure chest music?

Demand your money back.

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I use the key to unlock the door.
I'm in a hallway. There are a few other doors that lead to rooms probably like mine. I can go left or right.
CHOOSE

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>Dennis.

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Try to use the key to get into another room. Meet some friends maybe.

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SIBHoD.

>Right.
I FEEL SO POWERFUL! I'm making an important decision!

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>Try the key on every single door you pass to see if they open

Maybe you'll learn about your past!
Wait!

>Go back and get the suitcase to use as a weapon, just in case

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Until the Off-Subject boards are here again, I won't be. Goodbye.

WE'RE GOING RIGHT UNLESS ANYONE OBJECTS


We've already got a weapon (broken glass, brick)

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>Keep going right, trying the key on every door you pass

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Until the Off-Subject boards are here again, I won't be. Goodbye.

>Go right. Try all doors with key. If it doesn't work on any, try picking the lock with something.

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>Ignore the doors, keep going until you find ether 1)An exit, or 2) An elevator/stairs/escalator

Obviously, he is on vacation, got ether hurt or drunk, and now he's in his hotel.

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NEW FEATURE!! Click my signature to go to my wiki page! All my wii codes are there.

Alright, let's go.
I head right, to the end of the hall, trying all of the doors on the way.
None are unlocked, and none work with my key.
At the end of the hall, there's one door different from the rest, but it's locked too.
I can go right from here, or back the way I came.

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Go right again. Make sure there are no windows. Cause if there are any, then try opening them. If they won't open, then smash them open with the brick and climb down if you're not higher than 2 stories up.

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>Examine the different door.
>Hit it with the brick!

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Until the Off-Subject boards are here again, I won't be. Goodbye.

The different door is weak and made of wood.
I smash it with the brick.
It would seem to be a janitor's closet.

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>Pillage the closet! Take anything that might be remotely useful!

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Until the Off-Subject boards are here again, I won't be. Goodbye.