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Author:  FireBird [ Sat Aug 18, 2007 10:01 pm ]
Post subject:  Garfield Randomizer/Lazy Eye/Mutilations!!!
Remember the Garfield Randomizer that went offline awhile ago? The guy who made the website posted the code for everybody to use, so there are several websites that are using the code for their very own Garfield randomizer. You can
Google "garfield randomizer" to find one to use. If a funny one pops up, take a screenshot and post it here!

Also, I have no idea where this comes from, but some people give Garfield a lazy eye in the comics and they turn out really funny. Here are four that I didn't make (the last one has been edited for language). They are really easy to make (just white out Garfield's eyes and put his pupils someplace else) and if you find the right comic they can be hilarious.

So let's get this train wreck a-rollin! I'll post some of my lazy eye Garfields.
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And a randomizer for good measure:
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Get to postin!
Author:  Einoo T. Spork [ Sat Aug 18, 2007 10:39 pm ]
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Don't forget the ones where you remove Garfield's dialogue.

But screwing up Garfield comics is really old.
Author:  Didymus [ Sat Aug 18, 2007 11:08 pm ]
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True, but who knows? As with a lot of old fads, you occasionally find a gem.

Also, I added Mutilations to the title.
Author:  Inverse Tiger [ Sat Aug 18, 2007 11:32 pm ]
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*lights candles in a circle*
*does a strange dance*
"CHEEZNAPKIN HEAR ME! RETURN TO REPOST YOUR GLORIOUS ACHIEVMENTS"
*chanting and sprinkling stuff around in an ominous way*

yourchildren
yourchildren
yourchildren
yourchil......
Author:  Rusty [ Sat Aug 18, 2007 11:34 pm ]
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Inverse Tiger wrote:
*lights candles in a circle*
*does a strange dance*
"CHEEZNAPKIN HEAR ME! RETURN TO REPOST YOUR GLORIOUS ACHIEVMENTS"
*chanting and sprinkling stuff around in an ominous way*

yourchildren
yourchildren
yourchildren
yourchil......


HAAYO HIGHO HAAYO HIGHO
Author:  Acekirby [ Sun Aug 19, 2007 2:58 am ]
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CheezNapkin also needs to post his glorious edit of the Doug cartoon in Sky's the Limit. I think only Alberto and I have seen it.

And I believe lazy eye Garfield comes from *chan.
Author:  eater of jelly [ Sun Aug 19, 2007 3:57 am ]
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There are few sites I find worthy to bookmark. I just bookmarked a randomizer.

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Author:  DukeNuke [ Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:12 am ]
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Author:  The Snork [ Mon Aug 27, 2007 6:41 pm ]
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Here's CheezNapkin's mother of all Garfield mutilations, digitally restored to its former glory:

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May we now rejoice.

Also, cached version of the old thread:

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Author:  The Noid [ Mon Aug 27, 2007 7:49 pm ]
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That was the GRATE-EST ever. Remember when Tompkins failed it up by making it "make sense"?

Yeah, good times.
Author:  ikwaylx [ Mon Sep 03, 2007 8:58 pm ]
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Author:  Casimir III the Great [ Mon Sep 03, 2007 10:08 pm ]
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Author:  Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest [ Mon Sep 03, 2007 10:59 pm ]
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Garfield Sucks.
Author:  Chekt [ Mon Sep 03, 2007 11:15 pm ]
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Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:
Garfield Sucks.
I wholeheartedly agree.
Author:  The Snork [ Tue Sep 04, 2007 12:05 am ]
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Chekt wrote:
Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:
Garfield Sucks.
I wholeheartedly agree.
Yep. Except for this part:

Quote:
Garfield gets awarded for humor and "Family Guy" keeps getting canceled faster than a baby at Planned Parenthood.


Because Family Guy actually deserves it. My dad thinks it's hysterical for some reason, though.
Author:  Casimir III the Great [ Tue Sep 04, 2007 2:44 pm ]
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Author:  Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest [ Tue Sep 04, 2007 9:49 pm ]
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The Snork wrote:
Because Family Guy actually deserves it. My dad thinks it's hysterical for some reason, though.
Dude, everybody's parents lol at Family Guy, only because it covers stuff that happened when they actually cared about stuff. That, and they don't get out much.
Author:  Somm-1 [ Tue Sep 04, 2007 11:07 pm ]
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Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:
The Snork wrote:
Because Family Guy actually deserves it. My dad thinks it's hysterical for some reason, though.
Dude, everybody's parents lol at Family Guy...
Not true. I can think of quite a few parents who hate that show. Quite a few people will hate me for this, but Garfield is superior to any and every stupid show on Adult Swim.
Author:  this-guy [ Tue Sep 04, 2007 11:14 pm ]
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Apparently, I'm not quite a few people.
Author:  The Snork [ Wed Sep 05, 2007 12:08 am ]
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Somm-1 wrote:
Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:
The Snork wrote:
Because Family Guy actually deserves it. My dad thinks it's hysterical for some reason, though.
Dude, everybody's parents lol at Family Guy...
Not true. I can think of quite a few parents who hate that show. Quite a few people will hate me for this, but Garfield is superior to any and every stupid show on Adult Swim.
I'm just going to ignore that, 'k?

And COLA: Well, at least it's not as bad as my uncle's encyclopedic knowledge of Futurama episodes. It wouldn't be half as disturbing if he wasn't in his mid-40's and married with two children.
Author:  Casimir III the Great [ Wed Sep 05, 2007 2:33 am ]
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Somm-1 wrote:
Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote:
The Snork wrote:
Because Family Guy actually deserves it. My dad thinks it's hysterical for some reason, though.
Dude, everybody's parents lol at Family Guy...
Not true. I can think of quite a few parents who hate that show. Quite a few people will hate me for this, but Garfield is superior to any and every stupid show on Adult Swim.


Garfield:

Panel 1: Jon leaves food on a table / garfield is laying down or something / Jon is asking a chick out

Panel 2: Jon leaves panel / garfield is still laying down / chick rejects him

Panel 3: Garfield has eaten the food and says something "clever" / garfield "cleverly" informs us that cats are lazy / Garfield makes a "clever" remark about Jon's lack of women who will touch him.

Adult Swim:

Originality and hilarity.
Author:  Simon Zeno [ Wed Sep 05, 2007 2:43 am ]
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Casimir III the Great wrote:

Garfield:

Panel 1: Jon leaves food on a table / garfield is laying down or something / Jon is asking a chick out

Panel 2: Jon leaves panel / garfield is still laying down / chick rejects him

Panel 3: Garfield has eaten the food and says something "clever" / garfield "cleverly" informs us that cats are lazy / Garfield makes a "clever" remark about Jon's lack of women who will touch him.

Adult Swim:

Originality and hilarity.


Bear my children, please.
Author:  Somm-1 [ Wed Sep 05, 2007 2:56 am ]
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Casimir III the Great wrote:
Garfield:

Panel 1: Jon leaves food on a table / garfield is laying down or something / Jon is asking a chick out

Panel 2: Jon leaves panel / garfield is still laying down / chick rejects him

Panel 3: Garfield has eaten the food and says something "clever" / garfield "cleverly" informs us that cats are lazy / Garfield makes a "clever" remark about Jon's lack of women who will touch him.

Adult Swim:

Originality and hilarity.


Correction

Adult Swim:
Sex, vulgarity, and mindless violence.


Garfield is both hilarious and clean. Garfield wins.
Author:  Simon Zeno [ Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:06 am ]
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OH NOES THE HORRIBLE THINGS IN THE WORLD!!!!

Besides, Garfield isn't funny because it's the same unfunny crap rehashed over and over again.

LOL HE AET THAT FUD!

LOL JON CANT GET WEMMINZ
Author:  Casimir III the Great [ Wed Sep 05, 2007 11:00 am ]
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Somm-1 wrote:

Garfield is both hilarious and clean. Garfield wins.


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Author:  Shippinator Mandy [ Wed Sep 05, 2007 5:32 pm ]
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The Snork wrote:
Chekt wrote:
Quote:
Garfield gets awarded for humor and "Family Guy" keeps getting canceled faster than a baby at Planned Parenthood.


Because Family Guy actually deserves it. My dad thinks it's hysterical for some reason, though.


I agree completely, man.

Futurama, on the other hand...
Author:  Duecex2 [ Wed Sep 05, 2007 8:06 pm ]
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Why do are so many people here offended by the king of shows on Adult Swim? omg he maed a swaer
Author:  CheezNapkin [ Fri Sep 14, 2007 4:01 pm ]
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Inverse Tiger wrote:
*lights candles in a circle*
*does a strange dance*
"CHEEZNAPKIN HEAR ME! RETURN TO REPOST YOUR GLORIOUS ACHIEVMENTS"
*chanting and sprinkling stuff around in an ominous way*

yourchildren
yourchildren
yourchildren
yourchil......

yeah hi
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Author:  The Snork [ Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:03 pm ]
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Yessssssss.
Author:  Capt. Ido Nos [ Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:06 pm ]
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I've been bored. Expect many Randomizers later this afternoon, and maybe an attempt at a mutiltion. Maybe.
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