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 Post subject: The Legend of Pheon35, a fourmfic.
PostPosted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 12:27 pm 
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Okay, I know this might not be amazing, or even good, but I thought I'd give it a shot. Please note that chapter one is Pheon witessing the Purge, and Chapter Three is a dream sequence.
Chapter one: The Purge
Fire. That’s Pheon35 could see. The smoke raised through the air like an ink stain, permanently marking and destroying Forumopolis. All he could do was stare in awe at the destruction that would become the purge of 07. Who would do such a thing? He thought but immediately he saw his question answered, as a figure that looked almost identical to Modestly Hot Girl. Why would she do that? He thought to himself. All of the works of Doug and Teff, the record of Super Smash Bros. Brawl, all going up in smoke. The only things remaining were anything related to Jello B. As the flames started to die down, it seemed like all hope was lost.
Chapter Two: The Aftermath
It wasn’t long before the entire forum found out about the horrendous fire that all but destroyed Forumopolis. Didymus immediately began investigation. It wasn’t long before he came up with the perpetrator, Jello B. Though Pheon knew the epidemic wasn’t over just yet. As Jello was being escorted out of Forumopolis, he had a sly smirk on his face.
He Jello was gonna come back for more.
Chapter Three: A prophesiric nightmare
The sky was unusually dark and cloudy that night as Pheon35 stood in the door of Admin Castle. He couldn’t under stand why he was there, or how he got there. He had a war hammer and a solid metal shield. The door opened and out came someone rushing out of the castle, at 45mph. Pheon had never seen this person before, but the person looked so familiar. He began to wander why that person was running so fast, when a harsh, raspy voice came from behind him.
“Hey you! Yeah you! Did you see where that person went?” Pheon turned around to see a man with an evil look in his eye. All Pheon could do was stand there frightened.
“Hey! I’m talking to you!” the man sneered. Pheon, with out thinking, brandished his war hammer.
“Hahahaha! You got the guts kid!” the man said and in one smooth gesture, the man knocked Pheon upside his head and off the side of the road.
“I am Cremon!” The man said, “And I will rule you all someday!”
With a terrifying shock, Pheon woke up. The entire thing was a dream.

Whew! I was up all night writing those. Sign ups are open, and I doubt I'll ever close them. Please also note that Pheon35 is a made up user.

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Those are some pretty short chapters. You should defnitely add more content.


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14/\/7l-l363(l<0 wrote:
Those are some pretty short chapters. You should defnitely add more content.

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That took you all night?

Man, you have an even shorter attention span than I did while I was writing forumfics.

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