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I popped open the egg-shaped plastic container and dumped its contents onto my cold, hard bedroom floor. I scooped it all up, rolled it in my hands until it was an almost perfect sphere, and held it up to my nose for me to take a big whiff of. "Ah, the smell of brand-spankin'-new Silly Putty," I said to myself. I then proceeded to bounce the ball of rubber-gone-wrong on the floor at such an angle that would allow it to bounce against the wall and back into my hands. Then I did it again. And again. And a few dozen more times. I started going to fast that I didn't even stop to catch, but rather just bounced it off of my palm. I could hear my mom yelling at me to cut it out from the floor below, but I didn't care. I was having too much fun bouncing a piece of pink, rubbery crap around.

Then a shot rang out.

A bullet came through the direct center of my window. All of the shards of glass fell close enough to the wall that it would be easy to clean up. It then whizzed by within inches of my face. The wind from it caused my hair to all blow in my face in such a way that it completely blocked my vision. It's the price I pay for having long, sexy hair. I brushed it away to see that the little thing had buried itself into my wall. I got up in order to check it out.

Chaos ensued.

Three more shots were fired at me. I dropped to the floor and tried to roll under my bed for protection. No such luck though, due to my Spanish textbook being so freaking huge. Dogs were barking. Car alarms went off. The police cars had their sirens going as they skidded to a stop. More shots were fired; some at me, some not at me. Then everything became silent. Well, as silent as it could be. The dogs were still barking. The car alarms were still beeping. People were screaming. But there was no more shooting. So I stood up. I could hear footsteps coming up the stairs. A police officer broke my bedroom door down.

"Are you alright?" She asked as she tried to catch her breath.

"Yeah, I'm fi-"

A bullet pierced through my leg.

I screamed. I screamed louder than I ever have.

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I'm allowing ABOUT 10 people to sign up. Tell me whatever information about your character that you feel is necessary. Anything you describe may or may not be used.

The Snork
Dndrhead
Rogue Leader
Shippinator Mandy
STupendous7
firemarc924
DS_Kid
this-guy
Dacheet15
Ju Ju Master

Alright, I'm in.

Do whatever the Funk you want with me.

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Bugkiss, I was too late for the claws one, I shalt not miss this!

Get me in, plozz..

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This seems fun. Sign me up please.

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GENGHIS KHAN!!!!!

I'm me, and I would like to be in this.

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What are we signing up for? To be in the story, or to write the story? If it's being in the story, then sure. Writing, no thanks.

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Yeah, I think that's generally how it works.

k, that sounds good then. Sign up plz? thx

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Ill be signing up, please.

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I'll sign up.

(TEH COMPETISHUN IZ ONN!!1!!!)

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What Stupendous Said... I'd love to be in it! Writing... no thanks.

*Starts singing "Animal Crossing In my soup" and goes to the AXA forum*

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Will be on and off the forum for a while!

I'll sign up (and just in time). You know most of my basic info, right? If not, that's fine, just put me wherever.

1:20 P.M.
SOME NEARBY HOSPITAL

I attempted opening my eyes. Everything was a little blurry. There was some blond dude with a stethoscope around his neck staring at me. He said, "Bug?" with some sort of upward inflection, which caused me to think he was asking some sort of question. I blinked a couple more times, until I could see clearly enough. He turned to his right and said to whomever, "He's awake." I think he was excited, but he had such a monotone voice that I couldn't tell. I glanced around the room quickly. There were two other doctors there; a tall, redheaded woman and an African-American guy with almost no hair at all.

"Am I in heaven?" I muttered.

"No, you're in New Jersey,"* said the blond. He then added, "There was a terrible accident. You were shot. We have to amputate your leg."

"WHAT?!" I screamed.

"Don't worry. We can rebuild you. We have the technology," he said. "By the way, I'm Disk. That's Mandy, and that's Ju." He pointed to each person as he said their names.

"The black guy is Jewish?" I asked.

"No, his name is Ju."

"What kind of a name is that?"

"Well, you're named Bug, so I'd shut up and keep to yourself if I were you. Now just sign your name here," he held out a clipboard and handed me a pencil, "and take these pills while we prepare to chop your balls off."

"But I thought I got shot in the leg."

"Oh yeah, you have testicular cancer."

"AHHHHH!"

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I woke up. I was sitting in the backseat of a police car.

"Oh good, yer awake. You were screaming a lot. Were ya dreaming?"

The police woman in the passenger seat turned around to look at me. She had the same red hair as the doctor in my dream. "That was a pretty crazy scene back there. Ya screamed bloody murder when you were shot, and I don't blame ya. Ya passed out almost instantly and we had to drag ya out of there."

"Mandy?"

"Yeah, how'd ya know?"

I pointed at the badge on her uniform.

"Oh, right. Silly me. So as I was saying, some jackball was shooting at ya. Any idea why?"

"Nope."

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*Bonus points for reference.

Entries are short. I have no attention span.

The line "We can rebuild you. We have the technology" reprises from the hit US TV show, 'The 6 Million Dollar Man'.

In response to the post below: never mind, then.

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Not the reference I was referring to. Look for the asterisk (*) in the chapter.

Blonde is spelled Blonde.

ALSO:

"Hey! Is this heaven?"

"No. This is Iowa."

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No, that's only when it's a girl. When it's a guy, it's spelled "blond."

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?

O RLY?

I didn't know that. Unless this is one of Einoo's fabled tricks...

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Einoo has fabled tricks? Link to a redirect

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No. No, I don't. -_-;

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?

I did my research before writing this chapter.

No one has gotten bonus points yet. Clue: the show it's from is on FOX.

I still don't remember the name.

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Funny chapter, Bug. I actually laughed a few times (uncommon for me when reading something)

Good job making me laugh out loud, as that's hard to do over the internet.

Oh, and the reference is House. It sounded like something from that show, but I had to confirm it over AIM with you.

EDIT:

I'm glad that I'm blond.

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ZOMG I SED DAT 5 POSTZ AGO AND I DUN GET NOTHING

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NO YOU DIDN'T YOU SAID IOWA.

EXPECT ME TO UPDATE EVERY WEEKEND.

joke, lol


Well, I saw this movie where the guy said that.

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I'm a redhead?

Sweet.

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