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 Post subject: jon and starcrafts crazy adventure
PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2008 2:40 am 
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I was driving down the road the other day, and my car ran over an animal in the road. I pulled over to see what it was.

That animal was captain falcon.

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 Post subject: Re: jon and starcrafts crazy adventure
PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2008 2:42 am 
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So I went to Russia the other week.
Yeah, Russia. I know. While I was on the plane, I was like "woah".
So they had in-flight movies, right? Guess what was showing?
"9/11".

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PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2008 2:42 am 
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 Post subject: Re: jon and starcrafts crazy adventure
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So today I was ran over by some Funker who was eating a donut.
I shouted obsceneties at him (which encluded the entire cast of Homestar Runner), and he just kept a'drivin. I think he hit Captain Falcon, too.

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 Post subject: Re: jon and starcrafts crazy adventure
PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2008 2:45 am 
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PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2008 2:47 am 
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So today I was ran over by some Funker who was eating a donut.
I shouted obsceneties at him (which encluded the entire cast of Homestar Runner), and he just kept a'drivin. I think he hit Captain Falcon, too.

like i said

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 Post subject: Re: jon and starcrafts crazy adventure
PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2008 2:56 am 
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And then I was like hey captain falcon, why are you in the middle of the road

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extremejon09 wrote:
I was driving down the road the other day, and my car ran over an animal in the road. I pulled over to see what it was.

That animal was captain falcon.
extremejon09 wrote:
And then I was like hey captain falcon, why are you in the middle of the road

tell me more sir

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brilliant

you guys should have a tv show.


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 Post subject: Re: jon and starcrafts crazy adventure
PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2008 4:32 am 
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But then AN ELEPHANT CAME AND RAMMED CAPTAIN FALCON OFF THE ROAD, MAKING HIM LOSE HIS MEMORY AND MAKING HIM THINK HE'S A 15 YEAR OLD PUBESSANT CHEERLEADER.

NOW,TOGETHER, CAPTAIN FALCON AND JON MCSMARTYTHOUGHTS MUST TOUGH IT OUT IN THE WILDERNESS OF HARLEM, FIGHTING OFF MANY TRIBES OF DEER AND LIONS.

JON MCSMARTYTHOUGHTSERHOUSSEN IS

FURFASTIK

ITS WHATS SMALL, CUDDLY, AND AN AMERICAN HERO

Film not yet rated.

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PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2008 11:43 am 
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but captain falcon's memories were erased because of the car accidnet. he said he had something important he had to do but he couldnt' remember. so i took him to the local hospitol and the doc told me i neeeded to get the chaos emeralds to get his memories back

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So that same day I met a feller who called himself Lex.
He was bald.

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PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2008 4:54 pm 
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We got sum wacky guys 'round herr.

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PostPosted: Fri May 30, 2008 5:04 pm 
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herr

you mean like

herr forehead

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Starcraft Maniac wrote:
herr

you mean like

herr forehead

No. Like "herr" in the "quoting Strong Bad" way.

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And then Darth Vader came and challenged Captain Falcon to a Duel. Vader summoned Jinzo, the most powerful monster in the game, and destroyed Captain Phalcon's Bloo Eyes.

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Starcraft Maniac wrote:
herr

you mean like

herr forehead

No. Like "herr" in the "quoting Strong Bad" way.


more like round hurrrrrr

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So that same day I went home and watched some tv. I called my best friend Jon and told him we should have some sort of adventure cuz I'm bored.

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And then Darth Vader came and challenged Captain Falcon to a Duel. Vader summoned Jinzo, the most powerful monster in the game, and destroyed Captain Phalcon's Bloo Eyes.
Captain Falcon got butthurt with the destruction of Bloo Eyes and attach Lord Vader. Vader gave him the Force Choke and Captain Falcon is now dead.

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General Ackbar used "IT'S A TRAP" attack, and annoyed Vader to death.

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Dark Grapefruit wrote:
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herr

you mean like

herr forehead

No. Like "herr" in the "quoting Strong Bad" way.


more like round hurrrrrr


No, it's 'her'.

I just drew out the 'r'

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what is this

i refuse to put up with these SHENANIGANS

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thank you kindly man


I went home and went to bed for the night, when at 1:00 A.M. the doorbell rang.

At the door was Jon Stewart.

The fail that ensued after that was of epic proportions.

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 Post subject: Re: jon and starcrafts crazy adventure
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Are you saying Jon Stewart "fails"

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Um.
Do I leave it in or do I take it out!?
No? Just the whole idea of me making Jew jokes fails.

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THAT BETTER BE THE TRUTH OR IT'S A WEEK IN THE HOTBOX

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