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I was driving down the road the other day, and my car ran over an animal in the road. I pulled over to see what it was.

That animal was captain falcon.

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So I went to Russia the other week.
Yeah, Russia. I know. While I was on the plane, I was like "woah".
So they had in-flight movies, right? Guess what was showing?
"9/11".

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tl;dr

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So today I was ran over by some Funker who was eating a donut.
I shouted obsceneties at him (which encluded the entire cast of Homestar Runner), and he just kept a'drivin. I think he hit Captain Falcon, too.

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I don't get it.

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like i said

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And then I was like hey captain falcon, why are you in the middle of the road

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tell me more sir

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brilliant

you guys should have a tv show.

But then AN ELEPHANT CAME AND RAMMED CAPTAIN FALCON OFF THE ROAD, MAKING HIM LOSE HIS MEMORY AND MAKING HIM THINK HE'S A 15 YEAR OLD PUBESSANT CHEERLEADER.

NOW,TOGETHER, CAPTAIN FALCON AND JON MCSMARTYTHOUGHTS MUST TOUGH IT OUT IN THE WILDERNESS OF HARLEM, FIGHTING OFF MANY TRIBES OF DEER AND LIONS.

JON MCSMARTYTHOUGHTSERHOUSSEN IS

FURFASTIK

ITS WHATS SMALL, CUDDLY, AND AN AMERICAN HERO

Film not yet rated.

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but captain falcon's memories were erased because of the car accidnet. he said he had something important he had to do but he couldnt' remember. so i took him to the local hospitol and the doc told me i neeeded to get the chaos emeralds to get his memories back

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So that same day I met a feller who called himself Lex.
He was bald.

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cool story bros

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Meanwhile as The Faceless Evil closes in on the hapless, sleeping, populace...
Across town in a shanty one-bedroom, an old woman feeds her parakeet.

herr

you mean like

herr forehead

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Meanwhile as The Faceless Evil closes in on the hapless, sleeping, populace...
Across town in a shanty one-bedroom, an old woman feeds her parakeet.

And then Darth Vader came and challenged Captain Falcon to a Duel. Vader summoned Jinzo, the most powerful monster in the game, and destroyed Captain Phalcon's Bloo Eyes.

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more like round hurrrrrr

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So that same day I went home and watched some tv. I called my best friend Jon and told him we should have some sort of adventure cuz I'm bored.

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Captain Falcon got butthurt with the destruction of Bloo Eyes and attach Lord Vader. Vader gave him the Force Choke and Captain Falcon is now dead.

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General Ackbar used "IT'S A TRAP" attack, and annoyed Vader to death.

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Meanwhile as The Faceless Evil closes in on the hapless, sleeping, populace...
Across town in a shanty one-bedroom, an old woman feeds her parakeet.

what is this

i refuse to put up with these SHENANIGANS

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So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell?

this is the best thing since Jesus sliced my bread

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thank you kindly man


I went home and went to bed for the night, when at 1:00 A.M. the doorbell rang.

At the door was Jon Stewart.

The fail that ensued after that was of epic proportions.

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Are you saying Jon Stewart "fails"

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Um.
Do I leave it in or do I take it out!?
No? Just the whole idea of me making Jew jokes fails.

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