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| Author: | extremejon09 [ Fri May 30, 2008 2:40 am ] |
| Post subject: | jon and starcrafts crazy adventure |
I was driving down the road the other day, and my car ran over an animal in the road. I pulled over to see what it was. That animal was captain falcon. |
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| Author: | Starcraft Maniac [ Fri May 30, 2008 2:42 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: jon and starcrafts crazy adventure |
So I went to Russia the other week. Yeah, Russia. I know. While I was on the plane, I was like "woah". So they had in-flight movies, right? Guess what was showing? "9/11". |
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| Author: | AbuGrape45 [ Fri May 30, 2008 2:42 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: jon and starcrafts crazy adventure |
tl;dr |
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| Author: | Starcraft Maniac [ Fri May 30, 2008 2:44 am ] |
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So today I was ran over by some Funker who was eating a donut. I shouted obsceneties at him (which encluded the entire cast of Homestar Runner), and he just kept a'drivin. I think he hit Captain Falcon, too. |
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| Author: | iand93 [ Fri May 30, 2008 2:45 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: jon and starcrafts crazy adventure |
I don't get it. |
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| Author: | AbuGrape45 [ Fri May 30, 2008 2:47 am ] |
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Starcraft Maniac wrote: So today I was ran over by some Funker who was eating a donut. I shouted obsceneties at him (which encluded the entire cast of Homestar Runner), and he just kept a'drivin. I think he hit Captain Falcon, too. like i said AbuGrape45 wrote: tl;dr
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| Author: | extremejon09 [ Fri May 30, 2008 2:56 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: jon and starcrafts crazy adventure |
And then I was like hey captain falcon, why are you in the middle of the road |
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| Author: | Acekirby [ Fri May 30, 2008 3:02 am ] |
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extremejon09 wrote: I was driving down the road the other day, and my car ran over an animal in the road. I pulled over to see what it was. That animal was captain falcon. extremejon09 wrote: And then I was like hey captain falcon, why are you in the middle of the road tell me more sir |
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| Author: | sci-fi greg [ Fri May 30, 2008 3:30 am ] |
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brilliant you guys should have a tv show. |
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| Author: | Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest [ Fri May 30, 2008 4:32 am ] |
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But then AN ELEPHANT CAME AND RAMMED CAPTAIN FALCON OFF THE ROAD, MAKING HIM LOSE HIS MEMORY AND MAKING HIM THINK HE'S A 15 YEAR OLD PUBESSANT CHEERLEADER. NOW,TOGETHER, CAPTAIN FALCON AND JON MCSMARTYTHOUGHTS MUST TOUGH IT OUT IN THE WILDERNESS OF HARLEM, FIGHTING OFF MANY TRIBES OF DEER AND LIONS. JON MCSMARTYTHOUGHTSERHOUSSEN IS FURFASTIK ITS WHATS SMALL, CUDDLY, AND AN AMERICAN HERO Film not yet rated. |
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| Author: | extremejon09 [ Fri May 30, 2008 11:43 am ] |
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but captain falcon's memories were erased because of the car accidnet. he said he had something important he had to do but he couldnt' remember. so i took him to the local hospitol and the doc told me i neeeded to get the chaos emeralds to get his memories back |
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| Author: | Starcraft Maniac [ Fri May 30, 2008 3:26 pm ] |
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So that same day I met a feller who called himself Lex. He was bald. |
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| Author: | Homerun Starrer [ Fri May 30, 2008 4:53 pm ] |
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cool story bros |
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| Author: | TheFacelessEvil [ Fri May 30, 2008 4:54 pm ] |
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We got sum wacky guys 'round herr. |
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| Author: | Starcraft Maniac [ Fri May 30, 2008 5:04 pm ] |
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herr you mean like herr forehead |
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| Author: | TheFacelessEvil [ Fri May 30, 2008 5:34 pm ] |
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Starcraft Maniac wrote: herr you mean like herr forehead No. Like "herr" in the "quoting Strong Bad" way. |
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| Author: | Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest [ Fri May 30, 2008 6:44 pm ] |
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And then Darth Vader came and challenged Captain Falcon to a Duel. Vader summoned Jinzo, the most powerful monster in the game, and destroyed Captain Phalcon's Bloo Eyes. |
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| Author: | Dark Grapefruit [ Fri May 30, 2008 7:28 pm ] |
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TheFacelessEvil wrote: Starcraft Maniac wrote: herr you mean like herr forehead No. Like "herr" in the "quoting Strong Bad" way. more like round hurrrrrr |
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| Author: | Starcraft Maniac [ Fri May 30, 2008 7:28 pm ] |
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So that same day I went home and watched some tv. I called my best friend Jon and told him we should have some sort of adventure cuz I'm bored. |
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| Author: | Beyond the Grave [ Fri May 30, 2008 7:31 pm ] |
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Choc-o-Lardiac Arrest wrote: And then Darth Vader came and challenged Captain Falcon to a Duel. Vader summoned Jinzo, the most powerful monster in the game, and destroyed Captain Phalcon's Bloo Eyes. Captain Falcon got butthurt with the destruction of Bloo Eyes and attach Lord Vader. Vader gave him the Force Choke and Captain Falcon is now dead.
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| Author: | Starcraft Maniac [ Fri May 30, 2008 7:33 pm ] |
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General Ackbar used "IT'S A TRAP" attack, and annoyed Vader to death. |
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| Author: | TheFacelessEvil [ Fri May 30, 2008 8:31 pm ] |
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Dark Grapefruit wrote: TheFacelessEvil wrote: Starcraft Maniac wrote: herr you mean like herr forehead No. Like "herr" in the "quoting Strong Bad" way. more like round hurrrrrr No, it's 'her'. I just drew out the 'r' |
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| Author: | Einoo T. Spork [ Sat May 31, 2008 11:43 pm ] |
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what is this i refuse to put up with these SHENANIGANS |
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| Author: | The Snork [ Sun Jun 01, 2008 3:02 am ] |
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this is the best thing since Jesus sliced my bread |
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| Author: | Starcraft Maniac [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 1:29 am ] |
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thank you kindly man I went home and went to bed for the night, when at 1:00 A.M. the doorbell rang. At the door was Jon Stewart. The fail that ensued after that was of epic proportions. |
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| Author: | The Noid [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 1:29 am ] |
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Are you saying Jon Stewart "fails" |
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| Author: | Starcraft Maniac [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 1:33 am ] |
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Um. Do I leave it in or do I take it out!? No? Just the whole idea of me making Jew jokes fails. |
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| Author: | The Noid [ Mon Jun 02, 2008 1:34 am ] |
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THAT BETTER BE THE TRUTH OR IT'S A WEEK IN THE HOTBOX |
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