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Dacheet15
 Post subject: Re: Choose Your Own Adventure IN SPACE
PostPosted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:08 pm 
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Homerun Starrer
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I could do it if you want...

yeah, no
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>Tell him that's fine, but before you get into the car, pick up a handful of grass from the lady's lawn and put it in your pocket.
The driver looks at you oddly for moment when you get into his cab holding a wad of grass, but he doesn't say anything about it. He's probably seen weirder passenges in his time.

The drive there is pretty uneventful, and you notice as you move away from the hub of the Interworld, the neighborhoods become poorer and less high-tech. The area you finally stop at is a bunch of old bombed-out apartment towers, a huge contrast from the glistening high-tech houses you were at earlier.

"Well, dis is as far as I can go. Dat's 25 creds." says the driver.

You're about to remark on how that's highway robbery when you remember the words on the paper...

The card on the desk should have enough creds on it to purchase anything you need

You hand the strange card to the cabbie, who swipes it through a card reader on his dashboard, and hands it back to you.

"Dere you go, sir. If you don't mind me asking, where'd you get one of those cards? The only people I seen 'em with are high-class types, and you sure don't like one o' dem, no offence meant."

"I...I'm not sure," you reply. The cabbie gives an indifferent grunt and bids you farewell. You step out into the slums. 5 hours left...

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Capt. Ido Nos
 Post subject: Re: Choose Your Own Adventure IN SPACE
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>tip him with some of the grass. carefully count out ten blades, and smile.

>take in surroundings

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Dacheet15
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Dacheet15 wrote:
I could do it if you want...

yeah, no

Ya- Awww :(

>Ask him directions to the docks.

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Homerun Starrer
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Capt. Ido Nos wrote:
>tip him with some of the grass. carefully count out ten blades, and smile.
He looks at you like the grass is going to explode or something, but shrugs and takes it anyway.

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>take in surroundings

Pretty slummy stuff. This area looks like it was once a fairly nice apartment complex, but has since fallen into disrepair. A few gasoline-powered cars (which are old-timey now) drive by.

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STupendous7
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>Run towards docks. If you see anybody around, ask them random questions about grass.

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Capt. Ido Nos
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>ask map how far it is to the docks

>check time

>check hair

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Homerun Starrer
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>ask map how far it is to the docks
"If you went by car, an hour or so," it says.

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>check time

It's about 9:00.

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>check hair

FAAAABULOUS, as always.

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>Run to the docks as fast as humanly possible

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The Noid
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You start to sprint but then lose motivation. Might have to take it slower...

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Dacheet15
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>Run to the docks as fast as humanly possible

Forget humanly, you're on a space station with aliens!

>Run as fast as alienly possible.

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The Noid
 Post subject: Re: Choose Your Own Adventure IN SPACE
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Okay you're gonna have to be more specific there chum

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Okay you're gonna have to be more specific there chum

>Run fast, while screaming at top of lung.

(Ten points and a cookie for the reference)

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The Noid
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You attempt to run fast and scream but decide not to be a moron. Pace yourself!

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>Run fast, while screaming at top of lung.

(Ten points and a cookie for the reference)
It's not that hard to get.

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STupendous7
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>Look for another taxi. If there are none, then knock on the nearest house and bribe them with grass to drive you to the docks.

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The Noid
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No taxi.

You walk up to one of the apartment complexes and knock. Nothing but faint screaming from inside.

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>Open the door and see what all the screaming is about.

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The Noid
 Post subject: Re: Choose Your Own Adventure IN SPACE
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You turn the knob.

It's locked.

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gino
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>Break it down

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>Break down door.

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You slam on it. The screaming stops and you hear slow footsteps.

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>Pull out gun, just in case.

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>Keep banging door down until steps approach door and door opens or door breaks down.

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The Noid
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>Pull out gun, just in case.


You slowly pull out the gun. The footsteps, which appear to be coming from the top floor, sound closer.

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STupendous7
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>Wait until door opens.

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Is the gun loaded? Regardless...

>Point gun at door.

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The Noid
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You aim the gun at the door.

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That's stupid, they're probably armed too. Gonna have to find a workaround.

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>Look and see if there are windows nearby. If so, break one in.

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