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Author:  Potates [ Sat Jul 12, 2008 2:33 am ]
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>Read the paper right now

Author:  STupendous7 [ Sat Jul 12, 2008 3:03 am ]
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>Read paper.

>Charge shotgun too.

>See if there are any restaurants around too.

Author:  The Noid [ Sat Jul 12, 2008 3:39 am ]
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>Charge shotgun too.


Don't do this, you need emergency protection.

Author:  just a username [ Sat Jul 12, 2008 12:56 pm ]
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>Screw emergency protection, I have money!

Author:  16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Sat Jul 12, 2008 4:05 pm ]
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Plus, the disruptor gun is charging.
>Read the paper and all the IDs

Author:  The Noid [ Sat Jul 12, 2008 4:34 pm ]
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Plus, the disruptor gun is charging.


You know how long it takes to hook one of those things out? Plus you have to let it cool down and you'll all get killed. Noid is looking out.

Author:  Homerun Starrer [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 1:05 am ]
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>So yeah, read the paper already

Author:  The Noid [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 1:07 am ]
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>So yeah, read the paper already


It says "DUCK".

You hear something behind you and drop down to the floor. You look up and see bullets blasting the wall through the path your head was in. AREN'T YOU GLAD I GAVE YOU EMERGENCY PROTECTION

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Author:  Biscuithead [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 1:20 am ]
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Biscuithead wrote:
>Jump out window.

Author:  The Noid [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 1:23 am ]
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You wanna grab anything first?

The stream of bullets stops and you hear two men cursing.

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Author:  STupendous7 [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 1:29 pm ]
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>Grab shotgun and blast enemy gunners.

Author:  The Noid [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 4:46 pm ]
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>Grab shotgun and blast enemy gunners.


You grab the shotgun and crawl over to the window, where you see two Bearmen armed and reloading. You shoot the one on the left and he falls on top of the one on the right, stunning them both.

Grab anything else? (hint hint)

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Author:  Potates [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 4:54 pm ]
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>take the freaking fake id's already
>also read the back of the note

Author:  The Noid [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 5:06 pm ]
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>take the freaking fake id's already

You grab the IDs and stuff them in your pockets.

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>also read the back of the note


It's blank.

Author:  Capt. Ido Nos [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 5:25 pm ]
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>The Bearmen are stunned, right?

>Loot Bearmen

>Bear jerky is quite good...

Author:  The Noid [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 5:32 pm ]
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>Loot Bearmen

They're on the other roof. Nonetheless, you finally jump out on the window and miraculously don't die. you do get hurt, though.

Health: 85

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Author:  Capt. Ido Nos [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 5:37 pm ]
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Rats, I thought they were in the hall for some reason...

Author:  16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 6:40 pm ]
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>RUN, FORREST, RUN!
>Read the IDs

Author:  The Noid [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 6:47 pm ]
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>RUN, FORREST, RUN!


His name is Hurricane Thor but whatever. What direction do you want to run?

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>Read the IDs


You look down at the IDs. They all somehow have your picture, with generic names like "John Smith" and "Grekulojak 5".

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Author:  16_BIT_MARIO1 [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 7:36 pm ]
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The Noid wrote:
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>RUN, FORREST, RUN!
What direction do you want to run?

If there are any addresses on the IDs, go there. Otherwise, um... Left.

Author:  The Noid [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 7:42 pm ]
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You run left. A car pulls out in front of you and the window rolls down.

"Get in!" somebody inside yells.

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Author:  Positron [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 7:44 pm ]
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>Dive in through the window if one is open.

Author:  Capt. Ido Nos [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 7:44 pm ]
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>get in car.

>sprinkle some grass on the seat.

>talk to driver.

Author:  The Noid [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 7:47 pm ]
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>get in car.


You open up a door and hastily dive in. Then you shut the door.

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>sprinkle some grass on the seat.

You sprinkle grass on the seat.

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>talk to driver.


"Thanks," you say.

"No problem." The driver turns around to look at you. He looks like the girl that fainted in the airport. "Now we best be getting out of here before those assassins catch up, don't you agree?"

"Assassins? Why are assassins after me?"

The driver laughs. "You have a lot to learn, kid..."

You speed off.
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Author:  Positron [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 7:48 pm ]
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>Buckle seatbelt.

Author:  Capt. Ido Nos [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 7:48 pm ]
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>well, if the driver can multitask, he could politely start lessening the lots of things we have to learn.

Author:  The Noid [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 7:53 pm ]
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>Buckle seatbelt.


You buckle.

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>well, if the driver can multitask, he could politely start lessening the lots of things we have to learn.


"We're a secret organization," he says. "I can't tell you much more than that, other than you're passing all the tests we laid out for you. You help those in need, follow directions well, have good problem soving skills, and you can react well to an attempt on your life. This is all just training, basically."

"For what?"

"We want you to kill Senator Goldman!" he laughs.

Senator Goldman is a Cyclopian on his fourth term. He's widely popular and fights for the people. "Why would I do that?"

"That was a test too. You passed, I guess. But we might ask you to kill some people. Eventually."

The driver laughs again.

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Author:  Capt. Ido Nos [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 7:55 pm ]
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> roll down the window

> toss a single piece of gravel out

> roll window back up

>stroke chin thoughtfully

Author:  The Noid [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 7:57 pm ]
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> roll down the window

'k

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> toss a single piece of gravel out


I don't remember where you got gravel but 'k

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> roll window back up

alright

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>stroke chin thoughtfully

You stroke your chin thoughtfully.

Author:  Capt. Ido Nos [ Mon Jul 14, 2008 8:00 pm ]
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I got a small handful form the hovercar parking lot. Every quest isn't complete until you've got a random assortment of useless items in your pocket.

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