Choose Your Own Adventure IN SPACE

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Mon Jul 14, 2008 8:30 pm

Capt. Ido Nos wrote:

I got a small handful form the hovercar parking lot. Every quest isn't complete until you've got a random assortment of useless items in your pocket.

That was space asphalt.
>"Wait, can we go and get my disruptor gun back?"

The Noid · **Posted:** Mon Jul 14, 2008 8:34 pm

Quote:

>"Wait, can we go and get my disruptor gun back?"

lolnope

You hear more gunshots. The driver throws a plasma machine gun back to you. "They must be back! Here, shoot at them!"

He unrolls an apparent sunroof and you stick your head through it, armed and DANGEROUS

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16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Mon Jul 14, 2008 8:54 pm

strongfan · **Posted:** Mon Jul 14, 2008 9:33 pm

> Examine car to see if it can barrel roll(so you can get in the other lane).
> Fire! Fire!

The Noid · **Posted:** Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:37 pm

strongfan wrote:

> Examine car to see if it can barrel roll(so you can get in the other lane).
> Fire! Fire!

Yeah no I'm never doing anything barrel roll related in this thread

Quote:

flaming cat shooting thing

You start to rapidly shoot and see that three cars are chasing after you, all with their own gunbear. You shoot the window of the first car causing the car to spin out, after which you blast the tires.

Homerun Starrer · **Posted:** Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:41 pm

>aim for the gunbears. without them, the cars can't really hurt you.

The Noid wrote:

strongfan wrote:

> Examine car to see if it can barrel roll(so you can get in the other lane).
> Fire! Fire!

Yeah no I'm never doing anything barrel roll related in this thread

thank you, noid

The Noid · **Posted:** Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:45 pm

Quote:

>aim for the gunbears. without them, the cars can't really hurt you.

Since one gunbear is down in the car-spin-out-wreck-thing, you shoot at the other two. They topple backwards to avoid an R-rating.

You come back down into the car. "Okay, I got 'em all."

"Good job, kid. Let's go to the headquarters now."

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strongfan · **Posted:** Mon Jul 14, 2008 11:42 pm

> examine headquarters

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Mon Jul 14, 2008 11:51 pm

>Steal something while the guy isn't looking

The Noid · **Posted:** Tue Jul 15, 2008 12:08 am

Quote:

> examine headquarters

...you aren't there yet.

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Tue Jul 15, 2008 12:30 am

>Make time go faster!

STupendous7 · **Posted:** Tue Jul 15, 2008 1:34 pm

>Examine car to see if there is anything you can loot while driver isn't looking.

The Noid · **Posted:** Tue Jul 15, 2008 4:13 pm

[quote>Examine car to see if there is anything you can loot while driver isn't looking.][/quote]

You look around. There's some dirt on the floor, close to where your grass is.

strongfan · **Posted:** Tue Jul 15, 2008 4:55 pm

> Pick grass back up
> Get dirt
> Go to sleep

STupendous7 · **Posted:** Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:07 pm

>Throw dirt in driver's face and while he's getting it out of his eyes shove him out of the door and take control of the car.
>Sit back and relax.

sci-fi greg · **Joined:** Tue Jul 25, 2006 4:02 pm **Posts:** 1347

Can someone quickly summarize the plot so far because I forgot to follow this.

The Noid · **Posted:** Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:32 am

Umm...you're a character going on quests assigned by some cryptic alien lady and a guy and a few other guys. You've traveled, stolen maps, fought a boss, took some useless Earth piece, and now you're heading off to HQ for the cryptic aliens (or are you)

gino · **Joined:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:40 pm **Posts:** 802

The Noid wrote:

(or are you)

>Hold the gun to the drivers head, and threaten him to tell you if he is the real deal.

Homerun Starrer · **Posted:** Wed Jul 16, 2008 4:16 pm

gino wrote:

The Noid wrote:

(or are you)

>Hold the gun to the drivers head, and threaten him to tell you if he is the real deal.

Without batting an eye, the driver pulls out a card with a strange symbol on it. It looks like the one you got earlier....

Yep. Dude is legit.

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strongfan · **Posted:** Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:16 pm

What are we supposed to do until we arrive? Hmm...
> Arrive already!

The Noid · **Posted:** Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:50 pm

>Sing an old sea shanty your father used to tell when you sat by the fireplace

The Noid · **Posted:** Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:34 pm

The Noid wrote:

>Sing an old sea shanty your father used to tell when you sat by the fireplace

Why, that's a grand old idea, genius child!

You tip your head back and start to sing.

I'm sailing away
Set an open course for the virgin sea
'Cause I've got to be free
Free to face the life that's ahead of me

strongfan · **Posted:** Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:37 pm

> Arrive at headquarters

The Noid · **Posted:** Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:39 pm

No. You aren't the driver.

strongfan · **Posted:** Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:40 pm

> Hijack Car

Homerun Starrer · **Posted:** Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:35 am

Noid please resolve this so this kid will stop posting stupid suggestions

The Noid · **Posted:** Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:46 am

The driver turns around and shoots you in the face, saying "IF I GET ONE MORE STUPID SUGGESTION...."

And then you wake up from your dream, wondering wtf a suggestion is.

"We're at headquarters," the driver says as he parks.

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Biscuithead · **Posted:** Thu Jul 17, 2008 6:19 am

> look around

16_BIT_MARIO1 · **Posted:** Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:08 pm

>YAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!
>Ice cream party

STupendous7 · **Posted:** Thu Jul 17, 2008 2:02 pm

>Follow driver.

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