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STupendous7
 Post subject: Re: Choose Your Own Adventure IN SPACE
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>Break the seal and look at it. And then punch the security guard.

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The Noid
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>Break the seal and look at it. And then punch the security guard.


You punch the seal but it does no good. That's one tough seal.

Angry, you walk over to the Crocodilian and sucker punch him on the jaw. He falls over. You see that all the guards are now giving you the eye.

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>Punch out all the guards

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> Apologize to the guards, saying it was a case of mistaken identity.

> Proceed to tell the guards that all is fine.

>Show card.

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>Search the guard.

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>Show card.

>This, but saying only "MOOLTIPASS".

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The Noid
 Post subject: Re: Choose Your Own Adventure IN SPACE
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>Punch out all the guards

I'm really tempted right now

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Capt. Ido Nos
 Post subject: Re: Choose Your Own Adventure IN SPACE
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Okay okay okay, going back a few posts, this is what we do:

>apologize to the guards.

>show card, while saying "MOOLTIPASS".

>Search guard

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>Search the guard.


Do this first.

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Search guard

>apologize to the guards.

>show card, while saying "MOOLTIPASS".

You search the guard. You find some lipstick, some Chapstick, and a half-eaten Kit-Kat bar. You take everything, including one of his teeth, which you're going to hold on to for good luck.

You then apologize to the guards. They no longer care--they're not paid enough to care.

You then proceed to show the guards the card while saying, "MOOLTIPASS." They start to care again, but they have no idea what you're talking about.

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>Ask guards if you can pass, while spinning card in between fingers

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>ask passerby "Is this your card?", ala card tricks.
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>Ask guards if you can pass, while spinning card in between fingers
The guards shrug and say sure. As you pass through the gate, one of them says "Hey buddy, might not want to flash that card around too much. Looks pretty expensive."

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As you step out onto the streets, the first thing that hits you is the smell. The sanitation staff does their best, but it's hard to hide the odor of millions of aliens. The Coalition's Offical Guide to Travel likes to call it "the smell of culture", but until now you've never realized that culture could smell like a dead yak.

The second thing you notice is, of course, the shops. This part of town has a reputation as a tourist trap, and there are hundreds of little carts, stalls, and kiosks, all trying to sell you various kinds of exotic merchendise you can't live without.

An extremely fat catarpillar in a cheap suit notices you and waves you down. "Need any help, sir? You look lost. Of course, that's what these wonderful maps are for. Only 10 creds each, what a steal, eh?"

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Capt. Ido Nos
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>check size of caterpillar

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>If the size of the caterpillar in diameter is smaller than your mouth, eat it.

If not, take a chunk outta it.
Then steal the maps, selling them for 11 creds.

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>If the size of the caterpillar in diameter is smaller than your mouth, eat it.

If not, take a chunk outta it.
Then steal the maps, selling them for 11 creds.
Um, it's about eight feet tall, so I don't think it'll be that easy.

Still, you attempt to bite it, and only succeed in tearing a bit off of its cheap suit. "Sir," it says, "Don't make me call security."

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>Call the caterpillar a rip-off artist saying you could get these maps 3 stands over for 3c

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>But then ask him if he can give you a discount for them.

>Or, buy map anyway.

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>Call the caterpillar a rip-off artist saying you could get these maps 3 stands over for 3c


"Hey fat cat...erpillar! You're a lousy rip-off artist! That ladybug over there is selling these maps for 3 creds!"

The caterpillar takes a handkerchief out of his breast-pocket and wipes sweat off his forehead. "There must be some misunderstanding..."

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>But then ask him if he can give you a discount for them.


"You're right there is! I think you want to give me a discount, correct?"

"Well, uhh, I..."

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(I suggest haggling)

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>knock him out and take one

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>Offer him 5 credibucks, see what happens.

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The Noid
 Post subject: Re: Choose Your Own Adventure IN SPACE
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>Offer him 5 credibucks, see what happens.


"I'll give you 5 credibucks for one map."

"What's a credibucks?"

"Er, Intercred."

"I accept."

> either say > accept or > haggle

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>haggle him down to 2c

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>haggle him down to 2c


"Actually, I think that 2c for one is a better idea."

The caterpillar dabs the handkerchief on his forehead again. "I accept."

> either say > accept or > haggle

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>Accept, and give him a warm smile and a handshake.

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>Accept, and give him a warm smile and a handshake.

>But as soon as you grab the map, run, without giving him the creds.

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>But then turn around, and give him two anyway, giving him a sly wink.

>Kick over his stand.

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>Accept, and give him a warm smile and a handshake.


"I accept!"

You shake his hand and smile at him.

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>But as soon as you grab the map, run, without giving him the creds.


The caterpillar pulls out the maps and you yank them away and run.

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>Kick over his stand.


And then you kick over his stand.

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>Yell
"HA HA! Take that you fat old slug!"

>Then, once you are far away, look at the map.
(I bet it's fake.)

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>Go back to the catepillar and give money.

>Then look at map.

>Then ask the nearest passerby where all the action is.

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