Choose Your Own Adventure IN SPACE

The Noid · **Posted:** Wed Jul 02, 2008 9:06 pm

Sorry bubs, you chose to steal, you gotta pay.

The caterpillar, amidst all the noise and confusion, yells "Help! I've been robbed by a handsome vagabond!"

Quote:

>Then ask the nearest passerby where all the action is.

You walk up to a Zebrain (a zebra, ba-dur).

"Where's the action?"

"Wherever that handsome vagabond is, I'd bet!"

(I'm leaving the map up to Homer/Disk, I'm just the guy to fill in the stuff that isn't important)

Homerun Starrer · **Posted:** Wed Jul 02, 2008 9:20 pm

(I have an idea for what the map is, I'll explain it in my next response post)

> attempt to blend in with the crowd

The Noid · **Posted:** Wed Jul 02, 2008 9:21 pm

Quote:

> attempt to blend in with the crowd

You nod at the Zebrain and fast walk over to a busier part of the crowd with your head turned down.

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Capt. Ido Nos · **Posted:** Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:37 pm

>hum nonchalantly to yourself

>check inventory

iand93 · **Posted:** Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:47 pm

>poor man's haircut

The Noid · **Posted:** Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:55 pm

Quote:

>hum nonchalantly to yourself

hmmmmm

Quote:

>check inventory

An official Coalition Passport

50 Intercreds

A splitting headache

A map

Quote:

>poor man's haircut

"POOR MAN'S HAIRCUT!" you yell. Everybody averts their attention to you.

Positron · **Posted:** Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:58 pm

>Ask if anyone's got something for your headache.

gino · **Joined:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:40 pm **Posts:** 802

>Do magic tricks, asking for Creds.

STupendous7 · **Posted:** Thu Jul 03, 2008 12:53 am

>Find the nearest important looking building and walk in.

The Noid · **Posted:** Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:01 am

>explain the map, homer

Biscuithead · **Posted:** Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:28 am

> Do ten things at once.

> Ignore half the people because their ideas are stupid.

The Noid · **Posted:** Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:32 am

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> Ignore half the people because their ideas are stupid.

Protagonist does nothing

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Homerun Starrer · **Posted:** Thu Jul 03, 2008 5:48 pm

The Noid wrote:

>explain the map, homer

why soitenly

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You pull the map out of your coat pocket to inspect it. It turns out to be a thin electronic screen, not a paper map (those are sooo last century anyway). You press a button on the front and a cartoony slug face appears on the screen.

"Howdy, Insert Name Here!" it chirps in a loud electronic voice. "I'm the Maptastic 3000, and I'd be happy to assist you in any way possible! Just speak the name of any street, landmark, or questionably legal estabishment, and I'll guide you i-"

"Keep it down!" you mutter, quickly shoving the device back into your coat pocket. People are starting to notice you. "Don't you have any settings other then 'annoyingly cheery travel agent'?"

"'Fraid not, Insert Name Here. However, if you'd like to find a place to hide from the police, I'd be more then welcome t-"

Beep. You shut the device off. The people watching you shrug and go back to their business. Still, you probably shouldn't take any chances.

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Capt. Ido Nos · **Posted:** Thu Jul 03, 2008 5:54 pm

>Wander around until you find a quiet nook to look at annoying talking map.

>check own name

Homerun Starrer · **Posted:** Thu Jul 03, 2008 6:24 pm

Capt. Ido Nos wrote:

>Wander around until you find a quiet nook to look at annoying talking map.

You duck behind an abandoned stall and pull out the map. "Back again, Insert Name Here?" it beeps. "Just tell me a location."

Quote:

>check own name

Oh, that's easy. Your name is...

uh...

you're...

well...

Crap, you can't seem to remember.

iand93 · **Posted:** Thu Jul 03, 2008 6:28 pm

>Name yourself Hurricane Thor.

sci-fi greg · **Joined:** Tue Jul 25, 2006 4:02 pm **Posts:** 1347

>become a street performer.

Preferably a one man band or living statue.

Dacheet15 · **Posted:** Thu Jul 03, 2008 8:38 pm

>Eat the map, so you don't need to listen to that annoying voice, yet you know where you are going.

Yes I know my ideas are flawed.

Homerun Starrer · **Posted:** Thu Jul 03, 2008 9:40 pm

iand93 wrote:

>Name yourself Hurricane Thor.

You tell the map your name is Hurricane Thor. It says okay.

You should probably do something about that card in your pocket...

Dacheet15 · **Posted:** Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:08 pm

>Insert the card into the map. Then after that, take it out and eat the map, unless it's important.

The Noid · **Posted:** Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:38 pm

>Ask the map about the card, MACHINES IN THE FUTURE/SPACE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SMART

Homerun Starrer · **Posted:** Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:42 pm

The Noid wrote:

>Ask the map about the card, MACHINES IN THE FUTURE/SPACE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SMART

The map looks it over. "It looks like there's an address encrypted on it. Want me to find it?"

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The Noid · **Posted:** Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:54 pm

>yes, find address on card

Homerun Starrer · **Posted:** Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:29 pm

The map whirrs for a few minutes, and directions to the address appear on its screen. "I've found the most efficient route to your location, Mr. Thor."

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Dacheet15 · **Posted:** Fri Jul 04, 2008 12:27 am

>Follow the directions.

Homerun Starrer · **Posted:** Fri Jul 04, 2008 1:26 am

The directions lead you away from the main plaza, towards the residential areas. You stop at a row of nondescript houses. "Here you go, Mr. Thor," beeps the map. "It's this one right here." You look up at the house he's led you to. It looks exactly like the ones around it, so you can't see what's so special about it...

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Biscuithead · **Posted:** Fri Jul 04, 2008 1:47 am

>Look in window of the house.

The Noid · **Posted:** Fri Jul 04, 2008 3:12 am

>ask the map what's special about it

STupendous7 · **Posted:** Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:22 pm

>Break down the door of said house.

The Noid · **Posted:** Fri Jul 04, 2008 4:48 pm

>get off the wall

>stand proud and tall

>get out there and dance like an idiot

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