crazy crap ideas (that would never make it) for the store

homestar55 · **Posted:** Sat Dec 01, 2007 4:38 pm

ok well i normally was thinking with my friend james abput what stupid stuff tbc should sell?

here are a few ideas

1. homestar runner shoes, c'mon! id love to see those shoes in real life

2. strong bad boxing gloves with the "DELETED" writing (email #130 car) when you hit somthing (or someone) it will say "DELETED!!"

3. homsar bolwing hat boomerang, not a good idea i know, but hey a hat that can return if you throw it? thats creative. oh and when you throw it, it will say a homsar quote

(please to note i have a few more)

4. this is my other friend, zachs idea. homestar runner lego sets. i kind of like legos...but anything with homestar i would enjoy

5. a homsar plushie. if homsar can survive a heavy lourde can survive a few throws simalar to the "kick the cheat" plushie. he would say memrable quotes like "i was raised my a cup of coffee" or like "oooooooh noooo you shanked my jangaship!"

6. finally, strong sads severd head basketball. strong sads severd head is a common running gag on the site so why cant it be in basketball form?

if you guys have any more creative (or in my case for my ideas, dumb) ideas i would love to hear 'em it will also be a test on your creativity.

Poll deleted --BazookaJoe

Potates · **Posted:** Sat Dec 01, 2007 4:58 pm

Not every thread has to be a poll, you know.

DS_Kid · **Posted:** Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:04 pm

A card that has Homestar Runner on it. Simple, yet efficient. Then, when you placed it down on any surface, Homestar would come to life right before your eyes and start murdering you, your family, your pets, and your nextdoor neighbor.

homestar55 · **Posted:** Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:16 pm

DS_Kid wrote:

A card that has Homestar Runner on it. Simple, yet efficient. Then, when you placed it down on any surface, Homestar would come to life right before your eyes and start murdering you, your family, your pets, and your nextdoor neighbor.

and it all depends if that family likes salad fingers

p.s. you have a dirty, dirty mind

Color Printer · **Posted:** Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:23 pm

homestar55 wrote:

DS_Kid wrote:

A card that has Homestar Runner on it. Simple, yet efficient. Then, when you placed it down on any surface, Homestar would come to life right before your eyes and start murdering you, your family, your pets, and your nextdoor neighbor.

and it all depends if that family likes salad fingers

p.s. you have a dirty, dirty mind

...I think you're confusing "weird" with "dirty".

homestar55 · **Posted:** Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:42 pm

Color Printer wrote:

homestar55 wrote:

DS_Kid wrote:

A card that has Homestar Runner on it. Simple, yet efficient. Then, when you placed it down on any surface, Homestar would come to life right before your eyes and start murdering you, your family, your pets, and your nextdoor neighbor.

and it all depends if that family likes salad fingers

p.s. you have a dirty, dirty mind

...I think you're confusing "weird" with "dirty".

no i mean dirty!

Einoo T. Spork · **Posted:** Sat Dec 01, 2007 6:50 pm

Dude, just get out. Get out now.

GTFO

homestar55 · **Posted:** Sat Dec 01, 2007 8:18 pm

Einoo T. Spork wrote:

Dude, just get out. Get out now.

Don't go away mad. Just go away.

can we please forget these insults and comments and move on to the main idea? what creative ides would you like to see on homestar store

Color Printer · **Posted:** Sat Dec 01, 2007 8:54 pm

homestar55 wrote:

Color Printer wrote:

homestar55 wrote:

DS_Kid wrote:

A card that has Homestar Runner on it. Simple, yet efficient. Then, when you placed it down on any surface, Homestar would come to life right before your eyes and start murdering you, your family, your pets, and your nextdoor neighbor.

and it all depends if that family likes salad fingers

p.s. you have a dirty, dirty mind

...I think you're confusing "weird" with "dirty".

no i mean dirty!

...that's not dirty. Dirty would be...

Well, I can't say, there are children reading.

this-guy · **Posted:** Sat Dec 01, 2007 9:08 pm

9th post and APB'd. Sorry, 55.

homestar55 · **Posted:** Sat Dec 01, 2007 9:20 pm

this-guy wrote:

9th post and APB'd. Sorry, 55.

yeah i noticed that one. this one is "ideas that will never make it" rather that items that will possibly make it

Stev0 · **Posted:** Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:21 am

Are you going to ask if we can mix HR with Dilbert next?

Capt. Ido Nos · **Posted:** Sun Dec 02, 2007 8:06 am

Hey, calm down folks, no need to make a ruckus. We're all fambly here.

poopskin · **Posted:** Sun Dec 02, 2007 3:18 pm

ARTICULATED H*R figures...
If not, Stinkoman 20x6 For game boy color...

homestar55 · **Posted:** Sun Dec 02, 2007 3:30 pm

poopskin wrote:

ARTICULATED H*R figures...
If not, Stinkoman 20x6 For game boy color...

not bad, not bad, I could picture that, although it would be hard to add corrective sound meanwhile i found this. it reminded me of your post

http://stinkomangameboy.ytmnd.com/

check it out

gino · **Joined:** Mon Oct 08, 2007 1:40 pm **Posts:** 802

Homestar Runner TCG (trading card game)! like yu-gi-oh or pokemon cards!

homestar55 · **Posted:** Sun Dec 09, 2007 1:13 pm

gino wrote:

Homestar Runner TCG (trading card game)! like yu-gi-oh or pokemon cards!

ummmmmmmmmm then my friend tyler, who is a huge fan of pokemon would say the types. Heres my experience from my past visits with him...man, I hate being ever introduced to pokemon

:hr:

fighting

fire, fighting
:sm:

fighting, steel
:sad:

normal

electric

ice, physic
:coachz:

bug, ice

grass, water
:pom:

fighting, flying
:kot:

normal

i dont even want to know
:homsar:

physic

fire, dragon
:ehsteve:

who gives a crap?
:senor:

normal

fighting, fire

stupid japanese cartoons (stinkoman is the only acception)

fuzzyslippers · **Posted:** Wed Dec 19, 2007 11:22 pm

poopskin wrote:

ARTICULATED H*R figures...

hold on a moment, are you telling me that the action figures aren't articulated? They're posable? Wow now I realy cant wait for 'em to arrive

strongfan · **Posted:** Sat Feb 02, 2008 6:27 pm

homestar55 wrote:

2. strong bad boxing gloves with the "DELETED" writing (email #130 car) when you hit somthing (or someone) it will say "DELETED!!"
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Don't forget a hatch where your hands are so you can type!

Anxious Usagi-chan · **Posted:** Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:08 am

homestar55 wrote:

DS_Kid wrote:

A card that has Homestar Runner on it. Simple, yet efficient. Then, when you placed it down on any surface, Homestar would come to life right before your eyes and start murdering you, your family, your pets, and your nextdoor neighbor.

and it all depends if that family likes salad fingers

p.s. you have a dirty, dirty mind

damik · **Joined:** Tue Mar 08, 2005 8:24 pm **Posts:** 580

Coach Z brand toiletries line.

Bad Bad Guy · **Joined:** Fri Nov 16, 2007 2:31 am **Posts:** 836

A live-sized :sb:

hot-air balloon.

homestar55 · **Posted:** Sun Mar 02, 2008 3:54 pm

strongfan wrote:

homestar55 wrote:

2. strong bad boxing gloves with the "DELETED" writing (email #130 car) when you hit somthing (or someone) it will say "DELETED!!"
\

Don't forget a hatch where your hands are so you can type!

oh yeah! and its like a little thing you have to forcefully open and its a huge pain in the neck to latch em back on. like most brands of merchandise with a hatch.

Bad Bad Guy · **Joined:** Fri Nov 16, 2007 2:31 am **Posts:** 836

And like the Marvel-themed boxing gloves, these Strong Bad gloves say random quotes while you fake-punch people!

homestar55 · **Posted:** Sun Apr 20, 2008 1:12 am

how about a coach z medallion?

a marzipan broom?

a cheatball basketball?

a trogdor belt?

a stinkoman wig (perfect for halloween)?

stinkoman boots?

"im with gluten camp ----------->" shirt (perfect for the bullies who are overweight.....get them back without them even knowing)