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Author:  TwiceStyle [ Fri Jul 08, 2011 11:55 am ]
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hsr4ever85 wrote:
OOOOOOHHHHHHH. I FINALLY GET IT NOW. I IS SMARTS PEOPLES.

;) :mrgreen:

Author:  hsr4ever85 [ Fri Jul 08, 2011 5:28 pm ]
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TwiceStyle wrote:
hsr4ever85 wrote:
OOOOOOHHHHHHH. I FINALLY GET IT NOW. I IS SMARTS PEOPLES.

;) :mrgreen:

Thanks for the compliment, BTW. At least, I consider it a compliment that that sounds like Strong Bad's idea to you.

Author:  likalaruku [ Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:19 am ]
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Lets get REALLY crazy.


*Homestar Griller; a giant BBQ shaped like Homestar & you grill on his mouth. For shorties, there's the Homsar Griller. I want you to think about what that would look like for awhile.

*Expensive Strong Bad & Senor Cardgage Faberge eggs.

*Porcelain bells, either pastel or shine glazed, shaped like Marzipan & the KoT.

*Plastic Coach Z with a clock medallion; does a bad rap ever hour.

*Strong Mad mini fridge.

*The Troghose; a gardenhose with scales, wings, & arms that will lead us into soakenation.

*Poopsmith bathroom plunger shaped like his head. Do I even need to tell you what it does?

*KoT & The Cheat garbage cans; step on their feet & their mouths (entire heads) open wide.

*Eh Steve decorative napkins.

*Pom Pom Matryoshka doll.

*Kid's Casio piano made to look like Bub's mishapen head; play on his teeth.

*Strong Sad's mounted "singing" head; quotes lyrics from the 80s.

& lastly, these:

Image

Author:  hsr4ever85 [ Mon Jul 11, 2011 3:45 pm ]
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^ You really thought long and hard about this, didn't you? I commend your creativity and effort. Frankly, I would love to see some of these ideas come to life (not literally - that would just be creepy).

Author:  hsr4ever85 [ Thu Jul 21, 2011 8:57 pm ]
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Okay, I have to tell this to a bunch of people, because I am just SO stupidly epically excited for no good reason. I just ordered the Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits (yes, I typed the entire name. Get over it.) C.D. from the Homestore! w00t! Happy Being Stupidly Epically Excited For No Good Reason About Something Related To The Absolutely Most Awesome Thing In The Universe (At Least Until I Find Something New To Be Obsessed About, Which I Guess Is Kinda Disloyal Because This Thing Really Is Awesome)...................Week. Wait, no, put an exclamation point there. Or more than one. About 56 should do it. Or if you're daring, 57! Oooohhh, that just sent a chill up my spine! So daring! So epic! So..........Dangeresque!

Author:  TwiceStyle [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 12:07 am ]
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That CD is a win! I've listened to it over nine's-thousand's times. Don't forget to listen to TROGDOOOOOOOOOOOR!
(That last quote could use a little more salsa.)
TROGDOOOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Oooh, color cycles! :mrgreen: )
BTW, I feel great for your H B S E E F N G R A S R T T A M A T I T U!
(Happy Being Stupidly Epically Excited For No Good Reason About Something Related To The Absolutely Most Awesome Thing In The Universe)
Hey, I should make that a word!
Hbseefngrasrttamatitu! Hbseefngrasrttamatitus for everyone!
If that jibberish-y word isn't epic, I don't know what is.
(Now I just gotta think of how to pronounce it.)
Actually, Scratch that. Why the heck would I use that in a sentence anyway? :p

Author:  hsr4ever85 [ Fri Jul 22, 2011 12:38 am ]
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No dude, you totally should! It would be your fhqwhgads! Go for it!!!!
I don't think you're quite understanding what I meant, though. That whole epic thing was supposed to be the name of some kind of national holiday, not a.......noun. That you.....made it into. It's a title. Not a feeling....or....object. Hence the Week at the end of the title/sentence. You know, I was just wishing everyone a happy B.S.E.E.F.N.G.R.A.S.R.T.T.A.M.A.T.I.T.U.W. Happy isn't actually part of the title. But that should still totally be a word :mrgreen: .
On another note, glad you added more salsa. Total epicness. Color cycles are what made
THE LEGENDARY SANDBIRD!
so fudgin' epic. Total win.
P.S. You can find The Legendary Sandbird in Episode 10 of chuggaaconroy's Super Mario Sunshine Let's Play. Just search it on YouTube. It's my favorite quote of his.
P.P.S. I think it would be pronounced a-like a-this:
buh-SEEF-nuh-GRASS-rit-tuhm-AT-it-TU
Whatchu think?

Author:  Cheatina [ Sun Aug 14, 2011 5:47 pm ]
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Einoo T. Spork wrote:
Dude, just get out. Get out now.

GTFO

Whoa, who turned on YOUR anger meter?

Author:  hsr4ever85 [ Sun Aug 14, 2011 7:44 pm ]
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Cheatina wrote:
Einoo T. Spork wrote:
Dude, just get out. Get out now.

GTFO

Whoa, who turned on YOUR anger meter?

Rock on, Cheatina. Rock, Rock On.

Author:  user name styles [ Tue Aug 16, 2011 6:11 pm ]
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I just got one...

Homestarrunner.com For Dummies

A book like that would be awesome.

Author:  Cheatina [ Mon Aug 29, 2011 9:30 pm ]
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Homestone Wrecker wrote:
An :ehsteve: tiki.

Or maybe "Homestar Runner Oddly-Flavored Gummi Snacks" where each character has only one colour and flavour
Red :kot: Thanksgiving Turkey
Brown :poop: Whatsit
Purple :marzi: Mixed Vegetables
Yellow :cheat: Cheatcakes, or if not, Cheese
Indigo :sm: Steak
Grey :sad: Flavourless
Green :coachz: Puke
Orange :bubs: Cold Ones
Black :sb: Sblounched!
White :hr: Fluffy Puff Maarshmellows
Greyish Green :senor: Pea Soup
Orange :pom: Chocolate Milk-Flavoured Bubble Gum
Rainbow :homsar: Mystery Flavour

And for a limited time only

Dark Green :trogdor: Extremely Spicy

Hmmm...I'd eat :cheat: , :sb: , :hr: , :pom: and possibly :homsar: . I guess :sad: would be OK if I added some sugar to it. And :sm: sounds sorta okay. BUT NOT ANY OF THE OTHERS.

Author:  hsr4ever85 [ Tue Aug 30, 2011 11:25 pm ]
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^ I think this idea is one of those things that's much better in thought than in real life.

Author:  StrotherG123 [ Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:17 am ]
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OKAY Someone please explain to me the Frog Eggs Joke as seen in the near-beginning of the Winter Pool sbemail. I've searched endlessly for the answer to this and apparently its a closely guarded secret protected by closely guarded monks. And I needs the answer! Come on! I even made a reference to an easter egg in another sbemail!

And if you'd like to email the answer - eagleboy345@hotmail.com - you can.

Someone has to have intimate knowledge of this subject, and I GOTS to know!

Best Regardless,

StramaG2and3

Author:  StrotherG123 [ Wed Aug 31, 2011 1:20 am ]
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user name styles wrote:
I just got one...

Homestarrunner.com For Dummies

A book like that would be awesome.


Uhhh... isn't homestarrunner.com ALREADY for dummies? I mean. It's like saying ATM Machine... Just redundant.
I know I watch this a ton because I can speak a coherent sentence without the aid of a speak and spell!

Ha. Just kidding. Don't kill me.

Author:  user name styles [ Wed Aug 31, 2011 2:49 am ]
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StrotherG123 wrote:
user name styles wrote:
I just got one...

Homestarrunner.com For Dummies

A book like that would be awesome.


Uhhh... isn't homestarrunner.com ALREADY for dummies? I mean. It's like saying ATM Machine... Just redundant.
I know I watch this a ton because I can speak a coherent sentence without the aid of a speak and spell!

Ha. Just kidding. Don't kill me.


I think this qoute from wikipedia should explain what I meant:

"For Dummies is an extensive series of instructional / reference books which are intended to present non-intimidating guides for readers new to the various topics covered. Despite the title, their publisher has taken great pains to emphasize that the For Dummies books are not literally for dummies."

Author:  StrotherG123 [ Wed Aug 31, 2011 4:07 am ]
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user name styles wrote:
StrotherG123 wrote:
user name styles wrote:
I just got one...

Homestarrunner.com For Dummies

A book like that would be awesome.


Uhhh... isn't homestarrunner.com ALREADY for dummies? I mean. It's like saying ATM Machine... Just redundant.
I know I watch this a ton because I can speak a coherent sentence without the aid of a speak and spell!

Ha. Just kidding. Don't kill me.


I think this qoute from wikipedia should explain what I meant:

"For Dummies is an extensive series of instructional / reference books which are intended to present non-intimidating guides for readers new to the various topics covered. Despite the title, their publisher has taken great pains to emphasize that the For Dummies books are not literally for dummies."


Uhh I understood man... I was making an attempt at a joke... No need to throw definitions down on the table. That's just taking it to the next level!

Author:  hsr4ever85 [ Wed Aug 31, 2011 3:34 pm ]
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^ But isn't that exactly what we want to do? Take it to the next level?! MEEDLY MOW MEEDLY MOW MEEDLY MOW M-M-MOW!!!!!!

Author:  TwiceStyle [ Wed Aug 31, 2011 4:29 pm ]
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How about So Epic That It's Full Of Salsa, just to make it short. Setifos. I got Setifos pie, a Setifos Pencil Moistener, and all that crazy crap.
LEGENDARY
SETIFOS!!!!!!
:trogdor: :) :trogdor: :mrgreen: :trogdor: ;) :trogdor: :p
I'm gonna go give a lecture of how epic Setifos is. Setifos should be the name of a company. Scratch that. Stetifos is the brand of pizza that I'm buying you!
Woot. This has got to be my most epic post ever.
Wait, a little somethin' to trim around the edges with.
TROGDOR WAS A MAN. Oh, wait, he was just a LIMOZEEN actually to tell you the truth, he was just EPIC'D!(hooray for the bold, the Italic, the underlined, and the color cycling!
Oh, and just to make this post actually have to do with the thread, I'd love a LIMOZEEN signature Gibson Explorer guitar.Image Meedley Meedley Meedley Meeeee!!!!
(btw, this post wouldn't be this crazy without hsr4ever85 who taught me to actually use the stuff I had. And I'm out

Author:  TwiceStyle [ Wed Aug 31, 2011 4:34 pm ]
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hsr4ever85 wrote:
^ But isn't that exactly what we want to do? Take it to the next level?! MEEDLY MOW MEEDLY MOW MEEDLY MOW M-M-MOW!!!!!!

Mmmm. The Salsa.

Author:  hsr4ever85 [ Wed Aug 31, 2011 4:56 pm ]
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TwiceStyle wrote:
How about So Epic That It's Full Of Salsa, just to make it short. Setifos. I got Setifos pie, a Setifos Pencil Moistener, and all that crazy crap.
LEGENDARY
SETIFOS!!!!!!
:trogdor: :) :trogdor: :mrgreen: :trogdor: ;) :trogdor: :p
I'm gonna go give a lecture of how epic Setifos is. Setifos should be the name of a company. Scratch that. Stetifos is the brand of pizza that I'm buying you!
Woot. This has got to be my most epic post ever.
Wait, a little somethin' to trim around the edges with.
TROGDOR WAS A MAN. Oh, wait, he was just a LIMOZEEN actually to tell you the truth, he was just EPIC'D!(hooray for the bold, the Italic, the underlined, and the color cycling!
Oh, and just to make this post actually have to do with the thread, I'd love a LIMOZEEN signature Gibson Explorer guitar.Image Meedley Meedley Meedley Meeeee!!!!
(btw, this post wouldn't be this crazy without hsr4ever85 who taught me to actually use the stuff I had. And I'm out

Thanks. So. Friggin. Much. You have learned the art of SETIFOS. When you buyin' me that pizza?
OMG I DIDN'T EVEN THINK OF THAT. Wouldn't that just be the most epic thing EVER?! A Gibson Explorer signed by Limozeen. They oughta sell that in the store as a limited edition item or something. That would be EPIC.
Thanks also for the above post. By that, I mean the post above this one. But by that I also mean, thanks again for the post I actually quoted. Anyway, about the post I didn't quote, yes, the SALSA!!! Indeed.

Author:  TwiceStyle [ Wed Aug 31, 2011 7:20 pm ]
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Thanks! Man, I wonder when that pizza is coming. What about right (hamina hooo) NOW! CRAP! OK, what about right... here it comes, just a little bit longer NOW! Ugh. This could take a while.
(from time capsule)

Author:  StrotherG123 [ Thu Sep 01, 2011 5:35 am ]
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Ya know... They should make pistols... from pandas... a panda pistol.

Author:  hsr4ever85 [ Thu Sep 01, 2011 12:19 pm ]
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TwiceStyle wrote:
Thanks! Man, I wonder when that pizza is coming. What about right (hamina hooo) NOW! CRAP! OK, what about right... here it comes, just a little bit longer NOW! Ugh. This could take a while.
(from time capsule)

Hmm........okay, just to pass the time:
*starts in singing very loud and off key*
YOU'WE GOING TO HAVE TOOOOOO
SHAWE A BAFWOOOOOOOM
WITH A KID FWOM ALABAMA WHO KINDA SUUUUUUUCKS
THE FINANCIAL AAAID OFFICE
IS CLOSED ON TUUUUUEESDAAAAAAYS
AND STEEW CLEAW OF THE BEEF STWOGANOFF AT THE DINING HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLL
CEE GEE EN YOU!! And then, and then you all go, 'Me?!'
*assorted groans and grumbles*
Alwight! We got spiwiiiiit...

Author:  hsr4ever85 [ Thu Sep 01, 2011 12:19 pm ]
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StrotherG123 wrote:
Ya know... They should make pistols... from pandas... a panda pistol.

From pandas, or for pandas? Because I think pistols made from pandas would be kinda gross, actually...

Author:  TwiceStyle [ Thu Sep 01, 2011 1:41 pm ]
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How bout pistols that shoot pandas? That'd never make it to the store.

Author:  hsr4ever85 [ Thu Sep 01, 2011 5:51 pm ]
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^ Wouldn't that be more like cannons? Unless you used red pandas....no, they'd still be too big..........hmmmm.........*puts on thinking face and strokes imaginary beard*

Author:  TwiceStyle [ Thu Sep 01, 2011 6:59 pm ]
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hsr4ever85 wrote:
^ Wouldn't that be more like cannons? Unless you used red pandas....no, they'd still be too big..........hmmmm.........*puts on thinking face and strokes imaginary beard*

We could use ants and call them "pandas". Of course, that would just be a rip off.

Author:  hsr4ever85 [ Thu Sep 01, 2011 11:36 pm ]
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Of course! BTW, kinda off topic, but I've officially converted another person to the dark side, e.g., introduced them to H*R. I'M AN ADVOCATE. YAYZERS.

Author:  Cheatina [ Fri Sep 02, 2011 9:01 pm ]
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^The dark side, hm? Well then, you should give them some cookies. :mrgreen:

Author:  hsr4ever85 [ Sat Sep 03, 2011 2:10 pm ]
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Or pie. Pie would work.

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