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 Post subject: Re: crazy crap ideas (that would never make it) for the store
PostPosted: Sat May 10, 2008 4:02 am 
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I wish they would sell a Homestar purse. A BIG Homestar plush pillow would be nice too for me at night to hug :)

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:homsar: A 500,000,000,000 page tutorial on how to hover like homsar


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 Post subject: Re: crazy crap ideas (that would never make it) for the store
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I wish they would sell a Homestar purse. A BIG Homestar plush pillow would be nice too for me at night to hug :)


i think the tote bags might count as a purse....sorta.
and for the plush...would it be like that crappy, rippable, under-stuffed kind. Or the huge, bloated, life sized that costs the enitre state of california to get?

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I wish they would sell a Homestar purse. A BIG Homestar plush pillow would be nice too for me at night to hug :)


i think the tote bags might count as a purse....sorta.
and for the plush...would it be like that crappy, rippable, under-stuffed kind. Or the huge, bloated, life sized that costs the enitre state of california to get?


No, not rippable. Sorta like my Family Guy plushies: Cute, right size, well stuffed. And they cost me $30 for both of them (Stewie was $20 and Peter was on sale for $10)

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:sb: I second boxing gloves, and add a mask
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:sad: Strong Sad's Strong yet Sad Songs (CD)
:cheat: Kick the Cheat *NOW WITH EXTRA COTTONY*
:bubs: A Bub's Concession Stand playset!!
:coachz: Coach Z Raps! Vol. 1 (CD)
:marzi: marzipan duster, I guess
:pom: A Pom Pom rubberball
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Series 4 (or 3) Figurines!

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They should sell real Fluffy Puff Marshmallows, and market them to the masses, too.

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figurine stuff


I'd say those might be in four different series: a series with all the old-timey characters, a series with all the 20X6 characters, a series with all the Dangeresque characters (except the ones that look exactly the same as the actors, like Cutesybuttons), and a series with characters like Trogdor, Marshie, and Cardgage. Though it would take a while to release them all if they were done as four different series...

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Yeah, I suppose I'm bringing up an almost-week-old topic, but I just recently thought of this. A Strong Sad calendar, you know, like the ones the stores stock up on around Christmas. On the front would be the label, and there would be a line saying something like, "Can YOU name a month of the year?", and then 12-Times-a-Day-Man would be in one of the corners with a speech bubble that says, "I can do it! I can do it 12 times!"

Another cool idea would be T-shirts with a body of each of the Teen Girl Squad girls on each one. You know, like those shirts they make with muscular torsos and bikini bodies?

And OMG, a Marshie plushie! My kingdom for a Marshie plushie! I'd totally buy that if it existed!

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I'd buy a full length album of any band on H*R. And a Homsar hat.

But there is one item I can think of that is so insane, it will never make it into any store. Not even those crappy bargain bins at Wal-Mart

Three words:
Homsar Sings CD

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A card that has Homestar Runner on it. Simple, yet efficient. Then, when you placed it down on any surface, Homestar would come to life right before your eyes and start murdering you, your family, your pets, and your nextdoor neighbor.
and it all depends if that family likes salad fingers :p p.s. you have a dirty, dirty mind

...I think you're confusing "weird" with "dirty".


No no no! Murdering you and your family is very risque. Especially if in addition to murder, he started...

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Now for my addition...
:sad: The complete collection of cassettes from when he was practicing the dictionary.
:sb: Words I Probably Said

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Aussieguy wrote:
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:homsar: A 500,000,000,000 page tutorial on how to hover like homsar


it will be worth it!


Yes it would

It would be very well worth it. Plus, the way Homsar's grammar is, I would probably speed through it like I could read a Captain Underpants book when I was 8. And that would be VERY FAST.


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I'd buy dangeresque (Regular or "Too") glasses.
And a plastic KOT crown
A Deletehead hat
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"How to type with boxing gloves" by SB :sb:
A pillow shaped and colored like a bag of Fluffy Puffs and Marshie.
:pom:'s girl poster
:pom: Cell Phone (Rings and bubbles)
:sm: or :coachz: sport equipment (Football, helmets, etc.)
:homsar: hat
:bubs:'s box of "Pre-owned chicken beaks"
Strong Bad's stool "Stooly"

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I would fly especially to America just to buy a homsar. t-shirt a-la homsar himself.
You know. With the blueness.

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Series 4 (or 3) Figurines!

Stinkoman
Oldtimey Homestar
Trogdor
Senor Cardgage
Dangeresque
Dangeresque Too
Marshie

Don't forget Eh! Steve!

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A Tandy, a Compy and a Lappy.
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OMG i thought of one! We need a Homsar trendy Tote bag!


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One for each character

:hr: his hat
:sb: his..er...mask
:sm: Poodonkis or Rocoulm paintings
:sad: one of those inflatable things that you punch repeatedly
:cheat: Reintroducing the Kick The Cheat :cheatgrin:
:bubs: Baloney sammiches
:coachz: Z medallions
:marzi: Carol
:pom: A PP bean bag chair
:kot: A KOT's VOQPCS Castle playset Buy all our playsets and toys!
:poop: A "How to sing like The Poopsmith" DVD
:homsar: bowler hat
:trogdor: :ehsteve: :senor: :stinko: figures of them

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:sad: one of those inflatable things that you punch repeatedly

Or how about a dodgeball that looked like Strong Sad's head. It would make the sound his belly makes, and it doubles as his severed head! I hesitate to call my own ideas genius, but this one is up there.


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:hr: 'How to talk like Homestar Book'
:sb: A BMW lighter
:sm: That dinosaur doll
:sad: Punchbag
:cheat: The cheat's Bikini from SCG4AP
:bubs: Broken peice of an old pot
:coachz: Sweaty sweat sweats
:marzi: Um... Some Marzipan?
:pom: A football
:kot: KOT castle playset
:poop: Some Watsit
:homsar: That AWESOME hat he always wears
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Life-size The Thnickaman statues. They'd cost as much as the internet, but they'd be epic.

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:marzi: marzipan duster, I guess


No, no no! we need a Marzipan broom! :p

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