Bad Bad Guy wrote:
CaptainPastHisPrime wrote:
And another bonus I thought of is a deleted scene from "DNA Evidence" (which is actually fan-made and found on YouTube)
I trust that the DVD version is animated, not like the figurines and cutouts used when I watched it? I liked what they meant to do, since I still think "Gross green towel=
" is a harder connection to make than "Left on Strong Bad's desk=
" (I figured out the second one pretty quickly because of all the times Homestar broke into Strong Bad's house), but it could have had better production values like I said, and I don't get why Senor Cardgage was in it.
Well, maybe this scene will probably need to be worked on. Like I said, I will provide a script for it. And yes, it will be animated traditionally than when one actually sees it with the toys and cut-outs.
Coach z's cool wrote:
These ideas aren't bad, but if they change up the toons they would have to at least play a video before each updated one saying something like "Hey, guys. Just so you'll know, we sat down and decided change up the toons to make them even better than before. If you want to see the originals you can go over to homestarrunner.com" or something.
Well, we did say we would like more commentaries, so maybe anything that has anything altered in any way will have one, especially if they already have commentaries, in which case there will a second commentary for the toon in question.
Anyway, here is the script for the deleted scene from "DNA Evidence". Note that it will likely be altered to differ somewhat from the actual video seen, and I might break up the script to be within the reasonable 60000-characters range. Alright, here it is:
(We open on a message reading, "Here is a long-forgotten scene from 'DNA Evidence', with interviews from The Cheat and Pom Pom that eventually lead up to Coach Z.", to the Twin Peaks-type title music for this show. The camera cuts to Strong Sad writing in a notebook)
(writing) So he wiped his face off with a gross towel, eh? (he looks up)
(A screen scrolls in from the right, showing The Cheat, standing on the basement couch)
(speaking in The Cheat with subtitles, a la his character video) Yeah, I wiped the DNA evidence on a gross towel. Cornbread Dumber thought that was a tall cool glass of Mountain Dew! Some people have no respect! I'd rather be kicked by Strong Bad again!
(Cut to The Cheat scurrying over to the side of Bubs' Concession Stand (Homestar is seen at the front, doing business with Bubs))
So after a quick shower, I hurried over to Bubs' place to see if he had any of that green shower stain remover, when what should I see on the side of the concession stand but a big sign!
(The Cheat looks at the sign, which reads, "Wanted: green DNA evidence. Last seen in test tube, then a sno-cone and finally a tall glass, like Mountain Dew. Reward: a money". The Cheat smiles, showing off his gold tooth. Cut back to The Cheat on the couch)
So I headed back to Strong Bad's to see if that towel was still there. But when I got there, it was gone!
(Cut to Strong Sad also in the basement, writing in his notebook)
So did you ever find out who put up the poster?
(Cut back to The Cheat)
No, but I did notice very small initials of P.P.
(Cut back to Strong Sad)
(writing) Some very small initials of P.P., eh? (he looks up)
(A screen scrolls in from the right, showing Pom Pom at the counter in the bar. A Cold One is on the counter)
(bubbling like always, but, again, with subtitles) You're right, dairy man, I am P.P.! I put up that poster. And I know all about the DNA evidence.
(Cut to Pom Pom on the side of Bubs' stand, with Marzipan at the head, opposite of where Strong Bad was)
Like ol' Strong Bad, I, too, overheard Marzipan discussing some kinda DNA evidence she supposedly had. I thought it could help with my fighting skills necessary for a combatetition at 5:30 after work.
(Cut to Pom Pom putting up the wanted poster like the The Cheat Missing poster from "Where's The Cheat?". Cut to Pom Pom meeting Homestar at the office, as seen in "FROM WORK")
And I overheard that Homestar was looking for the same thing!
(in that email) I'll have that DNA evidence on your desk by 5:00!
(Cut back to Pom Pom at the bar)
But he never did, and I lost. The nerve of that armless whitey!
(Homestar approaches, with his own Cold One. Pom Pom glowers at him)
Oh, don't worry, Pom Pom. There'll be another contest! Well, maybe not many contests, but just that there'll be others... that you'll win. Or I'll win. Mostly me. I'll probably win 'em all!
(Cut to Strong Sad, also in the bar, writing in his notebook)
So, what else happened?
(Cut back to Pom Pom, his back to Homestar)
Senor Cardgage then invited me to sell the DNA evidence to a movie theater to make into a summer blockbuster!
(Cut back to Strong Sad)
You sold the DNA evidence right to the theater?
(Cut back to Pom Pom)
Look, man, I was desperate and vulnerable at the time! And this might be of some interest to you: I discovered that Coach Z had a gross slimy green-colored towel on his janitor cart.
(Cut back to Strong Sad)
(writing) A gross slimy green-colored towel, eh? (he looks up)
(A screen scrolls in from the right, showing a worried Coach Z in the locker room)
You figured it out, Strong Sad! My cover is blown! I am actually Damp Towel Man! And also his mild-mannered alter ego, Dan Towelman.
(As he says all this, the screen fades out and the camera shows an end title card (with designs like the beginning) that reads, "And the rest is toast!")
What did you think?
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