Lets call it, EPIC. THE ULTIMATE HOMESTAR RUNNER DVD. The Bros would sell it at video stores and amazon and stuff, and it would be a cd and dvd pack. I would make you wanna jump twice times, and scam some sweet bucks on potential pizza. The DVD would start with a long flash intro (because It should be that way) with an everybody everybody remix including the Salsa Commodity/Very Low Sodium Band's Homestar Runner tribute. The intro would feature the silhouette of homestar running with 12 stripes on him. Red for Strong Bad, Dark Purple for Strong Mad, grey for Strong Sad, yellow for Teh Cheatyson, orange for Bubs, neon green for Coach Z, yellow for Pom Pom, White for The King Of Town, Brown (I know, eww) for the Crapsmith, blue for Homsar, magenta for Marzipan, and dark green for TROGDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!
(would of put more os, but I'm tryin to save space, eh?
I'll skip 2 main page:
Like H*R main page, but with sb and hr and no downloads.
(in his bad acting voice) Watch the cartoons! (Mutters to Homestar) *you do the next one*
Games :homestar: Umm... a game!
(muttering) games, crapface!)
Main page 2600! Now with games!
Check me out! Forget Hamstring here! Look at my faves, my relationship status, my pics an-
This isn't a social networking site, Strong Bad.
Oh shut up! You're just jealous because 5 people like my page!
(points to himself) well I happen to have
I'm a stor-
(pops up) I'm Bubs! Owner of this here concession Stand! (pans to an empty field. A tumbleweed rolls across the scenery. Stomping is heard. Strong Mad comes in, wearing Bubs' stand.
: HIDE AND SEEK! The Cheat falls out of the stand, angry, and walks away. Scene pans back.
I'm gonna do this like buttstar, here. (In exaggerated voice:) Eeeeeeeeeeemmmmaaaaiiiiilllllllllll!
That's not how you do it! (Takes a deep breath) Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee9(Entire cast pops up except Homestar and Homsar) STOP IT!!!!! Homsar hovers in. (Clears throat)
A-Eeeeeemail! (Applause is heard.)
That's all I can think of now.